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Help me translate Shanghai dialect.

After watching me for half an hour, I'm going crazy. -~

There are some places that are a little confused because of the recording problem, but they are generally correct. Please post the best answer. I wrote the time in Shanghainese and Mandarin, so give more points. Amen ~ = =

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W: It just doesn't help. No one is happy and hungry today, and Mao's son-in-law asked for dinner at night.

Let me tell you, I am very happy today. My daughter's fiance invited me to dinner tonight.

When we meet at the first lie, we will go to the Imperial Hotel. There are some styles, but we can't know what a horse looks like.

When we first met, we went to the Imperial Hotel. It's spectacular. I just don't know what it looks like.

Hey, hey, hey, hey ~ ~ Wipe your hair! Cut empty and starve .. (The sound here is very light) Hey, hey, hey ~ ~ Wipe your head! Cut again, empty and hungry ..

Hey, hey, hey, hey ~ ~ taxi, taxi! This is not an empty car .. Hey, hey, hey ~ ~ taxi! It is not empty. ..

We are hungry, but we don't have enough hair.

Everything is fine here except for a few taxis.

1 minute 42 seconds.

Man: I've been hungry for two days. I know business is good now.

These two days are quite unlucky. I wonder if business will be better today.

(Bowing his head and asking) Where are friends going? The car wants to be cut (nods away)

Where are friends going? Do you want a car?

Where is your friend going? This car needs cutting? Take Kate Melon by bus! Walk away contemptuously .. I can't hear the last sentence clearly, it's too loud.

Where are friends going? Do you want a car? Wearing such a decent car!

Two minutes and six seconds.

Man: Oh! Aunt, where are you going? The car is going to be cut down?

Oh! Aunt, where are you going? Do you want a car?

Woman: (pushes away) sadist! If you cut your hair short, how will you organize your business?

What is this? How can you do business if you are not a taxi?

M: I can't see if the car is empty at present. I think it's time to wipe my head. This is called strapless cutting! Reducing the price is cheaper than shouting to wipe your hair! Right?

So ~ you see, my car is empty today, and you haven't stopped the taxi for so long. I'll take you! So it's cheaper for you to give some money at will than for you to call a taxi! Right?

Woman: Oh? How much is it to the Dynasty Hotel?

Oh? How much is it to the Dynasty Hotel?

M: Dynasty? Ah, are you hungry crossing the street? It's always 50 yuan to wipe your hair. If you get it, 40 yuan. If you don't get it, how can you?

Dynasty? Is it to Wanhangdu Road? It costs 50 yuan to take a taxi anyway. How about this, 40 yuan? I'll give you this price.

Woman: Cut a lot of money and see if you can get a car! Holding your head high is a suppression of the hall! Oh, forget it, forget it, forget it. ...

That's a lot of money. Look at your car! There are sunken pits everywhere! Oh, forget it, forget it, forget it. ...

M: Many people are stuck in the hall (the expression is like this: 0.0, haha ~). The car is starving, and the outside is broken! I'm bored if I can cut it. There's no business today, 30 yuan! Send it and run, right?

Lots of pits. Cars can do it. It's a little broken outside! That's it. Stop talking. Business is light today. I'll give you 30 yuan, okay?

Woman: (There is no sound in front, just talking. -~) I was the first to take the bus lying down. Oh, my heart, I'm sure Lao Ha is always hungry.

It must be a little scary to take such a car for the first time.

Man: I'm hungry after all. I can feel his smirk. =)

I still have to come up ~

(While driving ..)

Man: Auntie, I made my face look full of smiles today. It seems that I have something good to do.

Aunt, you look all smiles today ~ Any good news?

Woman: My mind is full of people. Ha, three words and four hungry! Good call ~ Allah's son-in-law please don't go to the Imperial Hotel to cut rice today!

You are very good at talking nonsense! Today, my son-in-law invited me to the Imperial Hotel for dinner!

Man: that son-in-law looks a little hungry ~ the court is starving! We are hungry because of cutting and twisting.

Your son-in-law looks a bit like ah ~ the food and drink of the dynasty are extremely expensive! People like us can't afford it

W: Of course. First, the traffic team is hungry! Soldiers are old and good ~ future boss.

Of course, he is the corps of the traffic team! The position of soldiers is very good (to be honest, I can't hear this sentence clearly) ~ future boss.

Man: The traffic team is hungry? Hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry ... (turns to drive) Ouch! Is there anything scattered in Book One? Like checking the car? Oh, oh, it's almost over .. turn around and cut it off. ..

Traffic corps? Great, great, great ... whoa, whoa! What happened ahead? It's like checking a car, oh, oh, it's over .. I can't even turn around and fall. ..

Woman: Did the master set it up?

Master, what are you doing there?

Man: I'm so sorry, auntie ~ there's nothing I can do now!

It's over, auntie ~ I helped you today. Something happened!

Woman: How can I? Books and other things, huh?

What happened? What happened?

Man: Look! We are in the lead. Check the black car! You can cut it if you are checked by a bunch of friends! Find a capable person, wait for some special help, find nothing, and simply have no wife! We'll cut the handmade money!

Look! I'm checking the black car in front! These guys found it and got it! If you do this, you must help me in the future. If you find me asking, you say you are my wife! Our own people, don't collect money!

Woman: What's the matter? Some aunts, now my wife helps! Is your face ugly and hungry, too good to be cut? Forget it! Forget it!

What aunt, now my wife helps! Is this face ugly enough for me? Forget it! Forget it!

Man: Auntie, help! Color root! A fare of 30 yuan will be cut. If someone helps to get through, you will have to pay back 100!

Aunt, help! Bottom line! I don't want you for the fare in 30 yuan. You help me get through later, and I'll give you 100 yuan!

Woman: The fare was confiscated. I took 100. I'm hungry! Hey! Just gossip!

Confiscate it in front of the car and get 100 yuan, which is very cost-effective! Hey! Keep your word!

M: Let's do the math ... 100 pieces of gossip are always hungry.

Calculate, calculate, calculate ... 100 yuan will always be calculated.

5 minutes and 22 seconds

M: What about the group? Why do you have to check the car around? (Stop) Look what happened, like a group of fugitives. ..

What are you doing? You all want to check a broken car? what are you reading? It's like watching a fugitive. ..

"All the passengers on the bus are twisted." With Hui's help, how can you twist your wife, wife ~ wife ~

Wife! ! !

"The passengers in the car know each other." Don't say that. That's my wife in the car. How could I not know her? Wife ~ wife ~ wife! ! !

Woman: Hungry, hungry, hungry ~

Okay, okay, okay. ...

M: My wife will. Is it fake? Then I was still hungry after sitting. I want Ha Gang and Ba Gang! !

Wife will have a holiday? Sit down and stop talking nonsense! !

Forget it, no help is a problem ~ looks are cut, age is cut ~ love is great, what is the best thing to do now? Sister-in-law loves it. Do you know how to cut it?

Forget it, let me explain to you ~ looks are not a problem, youth is not a gap, love is great, what is the most popular now? Sister-in-law loves you, understand?

Woman: I know how to be hungry ~

They won't understand ~

It's nothing strange that Hassan is not here! What's wrong with checking your wife? (guilty, haha ~)

What am I afraid of? Strange! What am I afraid of when I check my wife?

7 minutes 0 1 sec

Woman: Traffic Corps Hungry Corps, why does it sound like you are cooked and hungry? Whoa, whoa, whoa ~ Ah, is that the son-in-law Mao? It seems that it is a unit, so I don't need to ask!

Why does the corps of the traffic team sound so familiar? Oh, could it be a future son-in-law? It seems to belong to this unit, too I'll ask!

Boutique, Shen Dawei, can you cut it open?

Do you know about Superproducts and Shen Dawei?

Oh, hey, you see, Ala David realized he was hungry when he pulled. As long as he brings a book, he will definitely be hungry if he is not hungry.

Oh, look, they all know David, my family. As long as I tell David, they will definitely give me face.

Ultra-fine products, one is Allah's son-in-law ~ I'm ashamed to run away when I get one, just come ~

Ultrafine, he's my son-in-law ~ Let's go for this sake ~

Eight minutes and seven seconds.

David: Shifu Shifu ... The bus is hungry for passengers, but the hungry mother-in-law has no future!

Master, master ... The passenger on the bus is my future mother-in-law!

9 minutes and 44 seconds.

Woman: Driver. What's his name? (Surprised) Uh-huh! Call it Wusa?

Driver. What's his name? Hey! What did you call me?

Ah yi is? If there is no one, the face will collapse. Fourth, you should come to the Bund ~ (changing face) David? Get a little face cut off?

Ah, is he? I lost face on the Bund ~ David, you don't give me any face?

Look! Alla David, just twist it a little! Adhere to principles and strictly enforce the law. No one can go hungry without Naalaer's entrustment.

Look! Our David is a good boy! Adhere to principles and strictly enforce the law. I entrusted my daughter to him.

David, just hungry or fake hungry ~ (calling David) David ... just hungry. ...

David, what just happened was fake ~ David ... What just happened? ...

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M: nothing. Gossip, okay Bad head and feet always go to heaven! There is no way to get up and pay the fine with money!

What else can I say? This bad luck has fallen into the sky, and it's bad luck! I go back and pay the fine!

Master: it's over ~

It's over ~

Man: Is it over? Is it almost over?

Is it over? So it's over soon?