2020 is interesting and funny. Talk about attractive comments. I can't find the direction to keep it.

1. A notice is posted at the entrance of the girls' dormitory, and boys and lunch boxes are not allowed to enter. Why? Answering both will make girls pregnant.

Don't feel like an idiot just because you're tanned.

3. Since I had Mito Xiu Xiu, my mother no longer has to worry that I can't find someone, soeasy!

It is said that the test paper must be kissed first, which is called stability.

5.iphone5 is coming out, and Jobs is gone; The concert is about to start, and Michael Jackson has left; Headmaster, the exam is coming. It's up to you. . .

6. There are two things in the world that can lie on the glass, one is the gecko and the other is the class teacher.

7. The child said: Grandpa, can you sing little stars? Grandpa: Yes! Child: Sing it to me! Grandpa: The stars in the sky are so miserable! !

8. Whenever someone speaks ill of you behind your back, many people will follow suit. This is because shit is destined to be United and friendly with shit.

9. What a lovely creature a mosquito would be if it switched from sucking blood to sucking fat!

10. He quarreled with her. When he went out, he shouted: You are a grandson when you come back! Two hours later, he stood downstairs and shouted, grandma, I'm coming to see you!

1 1. I'm not easy virtue, how can I deserve you to attract butterflies.

12. After 8 months of pregnancy, the baby arched around in his stomach, and a small bulge appeared on his stomach from time to time. My husband was very excited when he saw it and said, "Let's play whack-a-mole!"

13. oh, my god If you can't make me thin, then make my friend fat!

15. What is the palpable pain? I just feel hungry, but I still feel a lump of meat.

16. It's not that I'm dissolute, but that I can't find the direction of reservation.

17. I wanted to slim down into a flash of lightning and make your eyes shine; I didn't expect fat to become a nut, blocking your view.

18. Yue Lao, the red line is always broken. Can we change the wire?

19. In this fickle age, the best way to make others remember you is to owe money and not pay it back.

20. A woman without talent is a virtue. It turns out that I have been wicked 18 years.

2 1. Close the mode of eating goods and officially open the mode of learning hegemony! Sorry, your configuration is too low to enable this feature.

22. When I get married, I will slap him first, and then tell him domineering that I won't come early, which makes my mother almost follow the wrong person.

23. You'd better not hate me. There are too many people who hate me, and you can't rank well.

24. Did someone put me in a group? Yes, I blacklisted you.

25. You are not my makeup contact lens. Why should I put you in my eyes?

I have given you my mobile phone number, why don't you understand my mind! I just want you to charge me dozens of dollars if something happens.

27. Will you like me? No, I'll teach you.

28. Money without feelings is called buying and selling; If you have feelings and no money, it's called a loss-making business.

29. Being single is an understanding, falling in love is a mistake, breaking up is an awareness, getting married is a mistake, divorce is an awakening, remarriage is a paranoia, and many lovers are animals.

30. Some people either don't look in the mirror, but once they look in the mirror, it's common for an hour or two.

3 1. Yesterday, when my wife was driving and was about to hit a truck, I shouted, step on the gas! Thankfully, she did step on the brakes. . .

32. Whether you study or not, there will only be more and more homework.

I saw on TV yesterday that smoking caused sudden death, and my heart trembled. Then I made up my mind never to watch TV again!

34. Class lasts for one minute, just like one o'clock; A little surfing the internet is like a minute.

35. What is April Fool's Day confession? Tomb-Sweeping Day's confession is king, because failure will be said to be a ghost.