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School is about to start. Talk about practicality when you are in a bad mood.

Time flies, so the holiday passed. What a pleasant holiday life. I really hope the next holiday will come soon. I can't bear to start school when I think of those good memories. How much information have you collected about your unwillingness to go to school? The following is what I arranged for you. I was in a bad mood when I was about to start school. Welcome everyone to refer to it, I hope it will help you!

? 1. 15. You started school without any precautions and concerns, which brought tragedy to my holiday. In this way, he disappeared quietly without my knowledge. From my mind, there is no memory, only regret. You exist, when I stayed up late last night, in my night, in my dream, in my whole night.

? 2. Jobs died when the 2.iphone4s was coming out, Jackson died when the concert was coming out, and Paul died when the furious 7 was coming out. Take care, teacher.

? For the student party, the two happiest words are-the two most painful words are-starting school.

? When studying, students don't know each other and often treat Zhang as Li.

? The electricity bill of each family should be very expensive three days before school starts. Keep the light on all the time to catch up with your homework!

? It is said that children who don't want to start school are good children, which proves that they have no sex life at school.

? 7. Homework, you rolled back again. Can you roll again? Stay away from me.

? 8. 1. School is about to start, and I suddenly find that the mood of going to school is heavier than going to the grave.

? 9. You can make good use of what you have. Never give up what you really want. It is hard to wait, but it is more regrettable.

? 10. I only hope that the head teacher will be married by the devil in the future.

? 1 1. What does the countdown to the National Games mean? How many days does it mean to start school?

? 12. I hope I can't get rid of my study after school starts. ...

? 13. Schools are like prisons. When you want to come in, you can't. When I want to come out, I can't get out. Occasionally meeting the headmaster is like meeting the warden.

? 14. As the semester approaches, I can't control my anger.

? 15. Flip a coin, head to the internet, tail to sleep, stand up and go to class.

? 16. The summer vacation is over, and it's time to prepare for the winter vacation!

? 17. I broke up with my summer vacation because I started school.

? 18. 16. School begins. Sorry, I never loved you. I've always liked holidays.

? 19. Sometimes love is more terrible than habit.

? 20.8. Everyone says that the homework hasn't moved. At the beginning of school, I saw you hand in your homework and cut off the relationship.

? 2 1. I may be offline recently. Don't think I'm dead. I just went to mend the mountain of winter vacation homework.

? 22. In the teacher's mouth, we are always the worst students!

? 23. When school starts, school starts. Only the students in Grade One and Grade Two are extremely excited and nervous, and it is difficult for them to fall asleep. For those of us who have gone to school 80 or 90 times, it is perfectly normal.

? 24. I don't want to start school It's not cool.

? I hope the teacher will come as soon as the school starts.

? 26. Every time I start school, I will say to myself, "I must study hard this semester! ! "But it never came true.

? 27. On the first day of school, I dressed like a blind date, but my expression was like mourning.

? 28. When school starts, it's time to give up. Holidays and I are true love!

? 29. I said why I can't sleep these days. It turns out that school phobia is also funny.

? 30. reading is difficult! Tired of watching! You have to pay tuition to study! So, I don't want to go to school!

? 3 1. Little friends. School is about to start again. I haven't finished my homework. Raise your paws sadly.

? 32. What do you think the future will be like? Everything is ready, and school will start soon. Suddenly I feel inexplicably nervous, but I believe in myself. If I decide to do it, I will do it well.

? 33. My deskmate's legs are short and ugly, so I don't want to go to school when I see them.

? 34. Yo, yo, Chuck, when I say school starts, you say you want it.

? 35. Find me a handsome guy who is good at science at the beginning of school.

? You know, even if the city is flooded by heavy rain, we should go back to school on time when school starts.

? 37. I don't want to go to school, I am upset and impetuous, and I have a headache at the sight of books recently.

? 38. If there is never an exam at school, then I am willing to keep reading until there are no books to read.

? 39. Some people say that I wear eye shadow, which insults my dark circles. School will start soon, so don't rush your homework.

? 40. I used to look forward to the weekend, but now I want time to stop its hasty pace and never go to the weekend, because the school will start on August 30 this weekend (barely write down this date).

? 4 1. Four months in prison is about to begin again.

? 42. I spend too much money now … I must have spent a lot of money in the first month of school … it's killing me.

? If the sun doesn't come out, I won't go to school. If the sun comes out, I will continue to sleep.

? 44. When I think of starting school, I feel the pain of Wenchuan earthquake and Zhouqu mudslide!

? 45. It is not that we don't want to go to school. We don't want to go to class.

? 46. After school starts, whoever says I'm fat and who says I'm black will die with this murderer!

? 47. In the second Olympic Games, the school started again, with more homework and more exams.

? 48. No school, no school, no school!

? 49.5. I liked the summer vacation two months later, but my parents didn't like it when I was with school.

? 50. Waiting for the release of the large-scale disaster film "Opening School"

? 5 1. I look forward to seeing the girls I like at the beginning of school.

? 52. I am speechless when school begins. I'm tired, stupid and unhappy. .

? 53.5. Where has all the time gone? School started before the homework was finished.

? 54. You can't eat Mapo tofu made by your mother at the beginning of school. ...

? I really don't know what my new deskmate will look like after school starts.

? 56. Hard-core penicillin is not only grown in fields and hills. There are cherry blossoms blooming on the uphill road, delicate peach blossoms blooming downstairs in the dormitory, and more and more plump grass on the lover's slope.

? 57. When school starts, you can go to school by paying like a prostitute.

? 58. Do you think this school will send a text message saying that the school will be postponed because of the snow? You are wrong. He can only say, be careful on the road.

? 59. Class begins! Children always cough badly, and most of them are faking it. If you don't want to go to school, just have a meal!

? 60. Pride: The proudest thing I can think of is that I finished my homework in the summer vacation.

? 6 1. School is about to start, my dear summer husband. To put it bluntly, whoops ~ ~ (> _

? 62. Not here in yan dan, a strong man broke his wrist. No one was there at that time, and the water is still cold today.

? 63. School begins! Friends, we can play together now! Think how happy we used to be together!

? 64. I really don't want to start school!

? 65. Notice: School will not start until September 2nd next year!

? 66. It's not that I don't want to go to school, just that I don't want to go to class.

? 67. When school starts, the waist is not sour; The leg doesn't hurt anymore; Even my heart stopped beating.

? 68. On September 1 day in China, a bitter story called "Opening School" will be broadcast soon.

? 69. School is about to start, and it's time to show your meat.

? 70. Brothers and sisters, don't envy seniors and sisters. Although we have an early holiday, we start school late. Although we have a long holiday, we have no homework. Although you stay up late, you actually get up early.

? 7 1. A good start to studying in mulberry heart!

? 72. There is a disease that I don't want to start school.

? 73. After a winter vacation, I couldn't write a word.

? 74. I don't want to start school.

? 75. School will start soon, and the good days are numbered. I'm so scared and nervous, academic pressure and papers are rolling in.

? 76. It seems that the deadline is approaching, and something that bothers me is coming-starting school.

? 77. Oh, my God! Give me a shocking deskmate when I start school!

? 78.24. When school starts, everyone dresses like blind date, and their faces look like mourning!

? 79. The doctor said that I have a phobia of starting school, and delaying the start of school may slow down my illness.

? 80. After more than half of the summer vacation, I find it difficult to breathe at the thought of starting school.

? 8 1. If it's not crazy, we'll start school.

? 82. At present, I can't learn, play or sleep well.

? 83. School is about to start, and a lot of "problem homework" follows me closely. I'm tired of chasing it!

? 84. Look at flowers in early spring and hate them in the morning.

? 85. Students, students, the more you learn, the more you live.

? 86. I feel depressed in class and lose my mind after class.

? 87. There is no one in my class who can make me feel better, and I don't want to start school.

? 88. "I like being lonely and talking to people." "The school is too noisy, I don't want to go."

? 89. You are a calm child. You haven't moved your homework after such a long vacation. You will go to school in a few days, and you are still surfing the Internet calmly. A little setback will not affect your mood. Confidence is in your heart, and you are in my eyes. Remember that angels are with you, and you are still so beautiful.

? 90. We go to school after class and have a holiday. Without such a great belief to support us, I can't even imagine how we have the courage to come to school.

? 9 1. It's really hard to choose between wanting to go to school and not wanting to go to school after graduating from junior high school.

? 92. School is about to start, and suddenly I find myself in a heavier mood than going to the grave. Am I sick?

? 93. Not afraid of the sun, not afraid of the wind and rain, carrying a schoolbag to school; Not to be an official, not to be generous, but to study for a rich life; Students are just teenagers, accompanied by youth, and the good times are worth it.

? 94. One summer vacation, I became stupid, fat, black, ugly, stupid, poor and unable to write.

? 95. School is about to start. I want to give a suggestion to the school. I hope the school will implement oppoR system. There will be minutes in class and classes will be suspended for several hours!

? 96. One summer vacation, I became stupid, fat, black, ugly, stupid, poor and unable to write.

? 97. "We can't compete with time after all", "Talk to someone when you are sick", "Mom's school is about to start" and "Ah ..."

? 98. I really don't want to start school. Although I know this is not what I want to do, I still can't bear to part with the fifth grade.

? 99. It's not that I don't want to go to school, just that I don't want to go to class.

? 100. If you don't want to go to school, life and death are already slim. If you don't agree with me, then do it!

? 10 1. Whenever school starts soon, I just want to study hard this semester. The same children's shoes are pink !

? 102. Starting school is a breathing pain. It exists in every corner of me.

? 103. Maybe the real success is to spend your life in the way you like.

? 104. Notice of commencement: Due to the collapse of your school, the school has a special holiday for one year.

? 105. I have been favored by teachers since I went to school. I said that the teacher must be exposed to rain and dew, and the teacher would scold me if he didn't listen.

? 106. Be sure to cherish it. If you regret it, it will be too late.

? 107. There is no need to study next semester. I bombed the school!

? 108. Speaking of selfishness, I don't like the person I like being liked by too many people.

? 109. How I wish I had only two classes a week and then five holidays.

? 1 10. Can you come back? Still waiting for you?

? 1 1 1. School is fun, and I don't want to start.

? 1 12. A few nights before school starts ... the lights are on!

? 1 13. Growing up, the only constant is the heart that doesn't want to go to school.

? 1 14. I regret not paying attention when I collided with my car.

? 1 15. Starting school is like going to jail, and you will go to jail tomorrow.

? 1 16. How I wish there were only two days of classes next week, and then one day was a holiday.

? 1 17. School is a knife to kill!

? 1 18. The seven-day National Day holiday is not enough to express my love for my motherland. One month is enough.

? 1 19. A large-scale disaster science fiction film "Opening School" will be staged in June.

? 120. Before you know it, it will be August. I'll tell you a ghost story: school is about to start!