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Tell me about the most domineering, cool and domineering in 2022.

1. There is no other god in this world except me.

You can dislike me, but you can't insult me.

The most beautiful feeling is that when I look back at you in the crowd, you are standing there looking at me.

Please take my ashes, if you meet a bad person, let me protect you for the last time!

I am so kind to you, and I never need a reason, just because I love you.

6. The sweetest thing I can think of is liking you every day and being liked by you.

7. She is not beautiful, but she is very nice. I love her.

8. I won't do anything that I regret. I only do things that you regret.

9. Xiao San is the greatest woman in the world. She bears a bad reputation, but she helps you recognize a man's true colors.

10, you have to eat properly to lose weight.

1 1. Money is for dogs, heart is for girlfriends and life is for brothers.

12. If you can't be a lover, be a stranger.

13, life is like a play, and it is meaningless to be angry with dogs.

14, you have the freedom to find any woman.

15, I don't believe in fate, I only believe in playing with my hands.

16, I changed your note to your name, with a first name and a last name.

17, obviously stupid, but said it was reverse thinking.

18, remember one sentence: don't argue with people with different horizons.

19. If you have a pair of wings, you should be braised.

20. The friendship between brothers will never change. Broad-minded, great love lasts forever, and the spirit of rainbow is heroic.

2 1. If there is a if, I choose to skip it.

I admit that I will envy you for smiling at him.

If you don't like me, kiss me if you can.

Don't accuse me of being wrong. You don't deserve our relationship.

25. Sometimes, all we lack is the fucking courage to get on the horse and carry a gun!

26. Fart is the cry of the unyielding soul of the food you eat.

27. Cut a handful of weeds and drink them in the wind.

28, choose a gesture, let oneself live irreplaceable, there is no such thing as luck, only absolute efforts.

29, the road you choose, no matter how difficult it is, you must go on.

30. I have personality and you have color.

3 1, I come from honesty and frankness, and my tone of voice relies on attack, indifference and sarcasm.

32. Good-looking people are young, only acne is ugly?

The world is fair. If you want the best, it will give you the greatest pain.

34. Wallet has been trying to lose weight in recent years.

35. I am just a game, but you are fascinated.

Don't challenge my temper with what little personality you have left, because you are not qualified!

37. Love her and accompany her from school uniform to wedding dress.

38. I go to extremes, either so cool that my six parents don't recognize me, or so soft as to be universal.

39. I am not beautiful, not cute, eccentric, super bad-tempered, and I usually cheat. Do you love me so much?

40. When talking about love, I don't know how ugly I am. It is enough to wake up at the end of the dream.

4 1, put on your wedding dress and marry me!

42. Things are lost, there is no need to find them back.

43. Life is like a dance. The person who teaches you the first dance steps may not be able to accompany you to the end.

44. A lover who can be taken away is not a lover.

45. I like making friends, but I don't like offering them to my ancestors.

46. I want to let the world know that I am very low-key!

47. You will never understand my love.

48. It hurts to be laughed at when you are angry.

49. You are mine in the morning and evening, except at noon.

I can't see my way, but I never give up.

5 1, young people don't work hard. The boss does his homework.

I love you with my mouth, not my heart.

53. I only like two flowers, rich and casual.

54. The world laughs that I am too crazy, and I laugh that the world can't see through it.

55, the world, just to protect you. What's the use of a world without you?

56. I won't attack if people don't attack me. If people attack me, they will do the opposite. People don't scold me, I don't scold. If people scold me, they will curse to death!

57. One person, one heart, one world.

58. The world is dark and I can only see you.

You know how brave I need to dial your number, but did you turn it off?

60. If the economy cannot stand on its own feet, there will be no confidence in personal dignity, and love and freedom will be wronged.

6 1. I remember this time last year, I was 600 minutes short of going to Tsinghua.

62. When you are my brother, you must be worthy of the word brother.

63. A person can live a good life in the future. ...

64. If you want to play with flowers, you must be a hooligan first!

65. You told me to get out, and I got out. You asked me to come back. Sorry, I'm leaving.

66. Baidu can't find you. You are definitely in sogou.

67. If you are angry with me now, I will hang myself with noodles.

68. The most difficult stage in life is not that no one understands you, but that you don't understand yourself.

You don't have to take the initiative, but don't move when I take the initiative.

70. There are thousands of wardrobe clothes in Qian Qian, and only the new ones are the most beautiful.

7 1, if you treat me like a game, I will kill you.

72. Only women and heroes are sad, and only wives and jobs are hard to find.

73. The red light at every door illuminates my future.

74. The public can be welcome or unpopular.

75. Everyone wants to meet someone in the best years, but it is often when they meet someone that they will have the best years.

76. Don't swear to me, I'm afraid you will be struck by lightning.

77. Temper is like farting. Come out if you have it, or it will ruin your health.

78. Smiling is not necessarily polite, but sometimes it is also a warning.

79, the head can be broken, blood can flow, Lao tze can't meet. Cool enough to explode. Talk about sharing.

80, flowers have a reopening day, people do not have much blood.

8 1, the one on my face is definitely not acne, it is called youth.

82. This handsome guy, you look like my next boyfriend.

83. Men will become overbearing if they have power, and women will become overbearing if they are overbearing.

84. You have your face and I have my temper.

85. Wear mink with a bag and hug your little sister.

86, want to play routines with me, be careful of being routines.

87, social network celebrities who dominate, no sleeves with stockings, take a two-step path and suddenly step up, Lao Tie asks if you are afraid.

88. Even if everyone shouts, they want their wives all over the world.

89, the mood is very agitated, and the back is very helpless.

90. I am not kind, so don't rob my people!

9 1, people who care about me, I will care more. People who don't care about me, why should you let me continue to care?

92. Beauty is just a metaphor, while handsome guy is just a hollow reputation.

Never say goodbye forever, or without waiting for you to say goodbye.

94. Red beans don't grow in the south, but on my face. I really miss them.

95. I am who I am. If you don't like it, please step aside.

96. Even if love makes me fall again, scars should be a kind of pride.

97. Before losing your temper, think about whether anyone is used to you.

98. Sometimes the hardest thing is not to let go of the past, but to learn to start over.

99, whether naked or not, I only believe that plain is true.

100, one should also step out of the momentum of hordes.

10 1, our goal is to look at money and earn more.

102, big shorts eat hot pot and sing love songs at the top of their lungs.

103, it's not your turn to dominate my world.

104, you are too presumptuous. It's not that I didn't save you.

105, getting drunk is never a sin of alcohol, but the degree of affection is too high.

106, face was given by others, and face was lost by yourself.

107, please don't judge me by your ignorance.

108, fatty, don't get involved, you can't get in.

109, drank the strongest wine and fucked the favorite person.

1 10, everyone knows that the ugly duckling finally became an old white swan, but since you became an old dinosaur, it really changed a lot.

I want to forget you, forget any memory about you.

1 12, the most shameless person I have ever met is homework. I said I didn't like him, and he insisted that I fuck him.

1 13, tomorrow is my own, and I will have a good time.

1 14, I believe in you and I believe in myself.

1 15, except me, everyone is not suitable to live with you forever.

1 16, how to play, what role, what goods.

1 17, what is waist-length hair, not as cool as short hair!

1 18, daughter-in-law, you don't have to do anything. I will take care of you all my life.

1 19, who is the best and who is the hottest, except Lei Feng.

120, the most beautiful thing is not the rainy day, but the moment when your bitch's head falls to the ground.

12 1, my son is innocent, so why bother to come into my muddy water?

122, never mind what I ended up like, it won't be what I loved you at the beginning anyway.

123, like Conan, has a domineering attitude that he will die wherever he goes.

124, you are beautiful. Even if you don't belong to me, you are still beautiful.

125, boys may not be handsome, but they must have taste.

126, I can spoil you and kill you without blinking.

127, men who are not short of women are powerful men, and women who are not short of men are the meanest women.

128, I saw you fighting for me. At that time, you were really handsome

129, time will tell us that simple love lasts the longest, ordinary company is the most reassuring, and people who know you are the warmest.

130, the highest level of cuckold husband is the belt with three transgressions and five times.

13 1, two wishes, to be excellent, waiting for you to come back.

132, fatty, your figure is really standard, fat but not greasy.

133, don't judge my future by your past.

134, I have a temper, and I won't change much because of who. Don't tell me repeatedly who hasn't woven baskets. You can't pinch my persimmon.

135, people who know me know how good my temper is.

136, you don't like me because you have no vision.

137, you are not the most beautiful girl I have ever seen, but you are definitely the most beautiful existence in my heart.

138, my world, as long as I understand it alone.

139, long time no see, you are so ugly.

140, I missed everything because I didn't have the courage to make mistakes.

14 1, someone gave me an umbrella, and I was waiting for the rain to stop.

142, there are only two results for men who don't work hard: endless low-grade cigarettes and endless manual labor.

143, one's past, one's present and one's romance are irreplaceable.

144 Without you, the sky I see is still blue.

145, it doesn't matter if you are ugly. You are most afraid of being ugly and confident. You are always shameless. Bitch in heat is not as coquettish as you.

146, life always makes us black and blue, but in the end, those injured places will definitely become our strongest places.

147, if you have an identity, you have an ID card.

148, little cotton-padded jacket, flowered shirt, that guy is definitely unusual.

149, there is a wild animal that looks like you.

150, I will be the incarnation of the devil in the future, and you can be my little princess.

15 1, bedclothes jun, electric blanket jun, warm baby jun, scarf jun, and called the four warm men in winter.

152, looks determine fate, and cameras determine the future.

153, a cheating man is like money falling on shit. It's a pity not to answer it, but it's disgusting.

154, mushrooms are cool, I am naturally proud, how can I give up?

155, the protagonist can't die, what you are worried about is your head.

156, the most touching thing for a mature man is that my wife is wrong.

157, don't insist, don't keep. He has the ability to let go easily, so I lost my temper and turned to leave.

158, we are still children, just past age.

159, come out to mix, my wife will change sooner or later!

160, I said I don't love you, just like you said you love me, it's all a lie.

16 1, don't tell me you're sorry for putting on airs, it's your best apology to get out consciously.

162, seeing your girlfriend is so beautiful, I have a crush on your brother.

163, women want to dress men, but men want to see women without clothes.

164, the sun is just right, but I am trapped in school.

165, don't make out with me, hypocrisy is disgusting.

166, want to fall in love for the next generation.

167, courage is the most important thing in my life. You can knock me down, but I can still stand up and smile.

168, I'll return the ticket to you, and I'll live alone in the future.

169, instead of making excuses everywhere, it is better to say no love directly.

170, it doesn't matter if you have a heart.