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Benefits of being single

1, save money. Falling in love costs money. Being single is good for saving money. Don't worry that your asset deficit is directly proportional to your girlfriend's smile. Don't buy gifts for your girlfriend, use the money saved to buy what you need.

2. Save time. Feelings take a lot of time to maintain, but single people are different They don't need to spend time calling or texting, but they can spend more time doing what they want. They can sleep every day and have a drink with three or five friends without telling anyone.

3. prolong life. Life can be extended, and you don't have to be a punching bag for your girlfriend. At the same time, I save a lot of saliva and rack my brains to please women. I don't have to guess her mood every day, and I don't have to answer my girlfriend's endless love question "Do you love me?" "Do you love me or not?

4, beautiful women look casually. You can wander around the street without worrying about flying vinegar and pulling your ears; Pictures of beautiful women can be hung all over the house without worrying about being killed by "sexy" eyes.

5. Live a chic life. Don't go home at midnight, don't call to report your whereabouts, don't worry about going back and kneeling on the washboard, and don't worry about being followed. You can travel and then leave.

6. Be remembered by more people. Being nagged by my parents means that I am not hopeless, being persuaded by my friends means that I am a good friend, being envied by married people means that I am always right, and being cited as a confidante by a woman means that I am also a lover.