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Tell me about the one with the name tattooed on his chest.

1, when I can't see you, I miss you like a mountain on my chest; When I can see you, happiness flows into my heart like a river; Let the landscape witness my thoughts of you.

I want to plunge into your arms, smell your familiar smell and tell you the grievances these days. I miss you very much.

The best tattoo is the strawberry that your lover sucks on your neck.

The rumor is 1000 decibel, but your words are more thorough and sharp.

The only thing in the world that will get better and better with time is memory.

7. About thinking about you, I can't escape the night when I sing a song about wine, or the deserted street.

8. Everything has changed. If you are not careful, you will never go back.

9. Countless sleepless nights, I habitually close my eyes and miss someone quietly.

10, people have only one heart, but two atria. A happy life; A person lives in sadness. Don't laugh too loudly, or you will wake up the sadness next to you.

1 1, I remember you told me to forget, and you said you would cry because you didn't care.

12, loneliness is that after traveling all over Qian Shan, I found that although the world is prosperous, there is never a road that suits me.

13, miss that kind of pain, will hibernate every lonely night, he will take advantage of people unprepared, run out to sting you.

14, you are a tree, I am a vine, I am by your side; You are the lamp, I am the oil, and I consume you; You are a cake, I am a pot, and I brand you; You are tea, I am water, and I soak you.

15, sometimes I really don't know whether loneliness is a good thing or a bad thing. I like loneliness, get used to loneliness and feel the beauty of loneliness, which makes me feel safe and free.

202 1 talk about super-drag and domineering.

1, I don't want to owe you anything. I took all the cold water you spilled on me, boiled it and poured it back to you.

I can love it vigorously, or I can love it dry and crisp, but it all depends on you.

3, don't say, you don't understand, this is the distance. I told you, but you still don't understand. This is the generation gap.

4. Stay with me, do you want everything? No matter how wild you are, you know you should refuse.

Although I don't have enviable love, I have a friendship that makes me proud.

6. Don't tell me how nice she is. Why didn't you tell me I brought you?

7. Everyone enjoys success, but the road to success is not necessarily what everyone wants to take.

8. Shake hands with loneliness and greet the air. Don't be too nice to me. I will be proud.

9. What if you are abandoned by the whole world? I still have myself, and I love myself.

10, if you think I'm gullible, please go on and I'll watch you perform.

1 1, always be your own first-class version and always be someone else's second-rate version.

12, I feel bad today. I just want to say four sentences, including the first two, that's all.

13, one day my name will be in your household registration book, so I can't be your wife's stepmother.

14, I want you to understand that Russia is beginning to like you, and you have no right to refuse.

15, ask what is in the world, but seek everything has its vanquisher.

16, you asked me what I like about you, and I said I like you to stay away from me.

17, don't tell elder sister to grow old together, elder sister should always have black hair.

18, still on the road, there are snow-capped mountains, rivers, dragons and handsome guys.

19. Now I'm a man. Don't fool around with other women.

20. Put away your ambiguity and get out with him.

2 1, your brain is not filled with brain pulp but with soybean milk.

22. Don't mess with my sister. I have a secret weapon: fan you to death, fan you to death, fan me to death.

23, those who follow me prosper, those who oppose me die, and they don't say much about their mastery.

Don't play with fire in my world, otherwise, you can't afford the consequences!

25. You look like you're invited to scold me.

26. Don't think that because you are tall, your sister will look up to you.

27, don't talk to my sister about feelings, you are not the person I want to talk about.

28. My brother is not Lei Feng. Don't always let Russia help you. Russia is not that great.

29. There are thousands of men in the world, and it is really impossible to change them every day.

30. The highest state of being a man is not that you pick up girls, but that girls pick up girls.

3 1, don't talk to me, I'm afraid the shit in your head will come out of your mouth.

Although I can't save the world, I can endanger the whole life.

I want to be an onion in my next life. Whoever dares to bully me will burst into tears.

I'm going to put you aside to dry and get it back.

I am not a descendant of the rich, but I want to be an ancestor of the rich.

Don't take your bad temper as a bargaining chip that I am doomed to lose.

37. In this era, you can have everything except face.

Please take your high-profile love and get out of my sight.

Although I look younger than him, I am really his father.

Now that you have left, don't think about coming back some day.

4 1, grenades are expensive. If there are six grenades for one dollar, I'll throw you a hundred dollars first. If the law didn't care, I would have killed you!

42. I must appear in your household registration book. I can't be your husband and your little father.

43. I must appear in your household registration book, either your wife or your stepmother.

44. People who talk about me behind my back. I want to tell you. I'm not your mother. There are not so many stories for you to remember.

45. Don't challenge my personality with your temper, it will make you die rhythmically!

46. No matter how sad life is, we can't stop our tenacious fighting spirit and firm smile.

47. Believe it or not, I slapped the wall and you couldn't get it off.

The whole world can be yours, but you can only be mine.

49, you didn't spoil the word youth, you are in beginning of autumn.

50. Don't think that you are better than anything to make me bow.

202 1 talk about domineering and overstepping.

1. No one hates love, but everyone is tired of waiting for guessing, waiting for apologies and injuries, waiting for promises that cannot be fulfilled.

Finally, you tell her how gentle she is.

3. Either dare to love or hate a happy life, or be heartless and play the fool to the end. Don't let yourself live as a person who knows a lot of truth but has a hard time.

The biggest wish in 2008 is that the person I love can love me as much as I love you.

Yes, I've changed. I'm not nice to everyone anymore. I am good to whoever is good to me. I learned to turn a blind eye to many things I don't like. Even if I am unhappy, I will give myself a smile. Do you know why? Life tells me that not everyone is willing to accompany you through everything. Sometimes there must be something in life. Don't insist all the time in life. Don't force, don't give in, let it be.

6. I don't know why, as long as you are by my side, my heart is no longer uneasy.

7. Love is too real and easy for me to sacrifice. I have never met the man who accompanied me to my old age.

8. It is best to fall in love only once in your life. If you experience too much, you will be numb; More separation will get used to it; If there are more couples, they will compare; Finally, you won't believe in love any more. In fact, for love, the simpler the happier.

9. Imagination is always perfect, but only when you start to do it can you find its hardships.

10. No pain, no itching, no crying, no noise, no laughing. Now I am very quiet, waiting for you to come back.

1 1. Always put yourself in others' shoes. When you think this will hurt yourself, the other person may have been hurt.

12. The stage is as big as the heart! Only unexpected, nothing is impossible!

13. I can tolerate any mistakes of my friends, but remember that my tolerance has a bottom line;

14. Who can live well without it? Why did you promise to keep it?

15. No matter how brilliant your talent and knowledge are, if you lack enthusiasm, it's like drawing cakes on paper to satisfy your hunger, which won't help.

16. Will you be sad if I let you go gradually?

17. The sweat and tears you shed after you got married are the water that entered your mind when you chose a husband.

18. The secret of keeping a secret is to give it to others.

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20. Money is hypocritical, and freedom is the truest.

2 1. Even cruel, I will! ! !

22. You only love yourself who is fledgling but unrepentant.

23. When you really care about someone, as long as he is a little cold to you, your heart seems to be bleeding.

24. Life is like a variable-speed bicycle, and many people have never used some gears.

25. No matter how ugly a woman is, she is also a girl. If she is a girl, she has the right to be picked up! Why don't you hit on me?

26. Only bloody fingers can play the swan song of the world.

27. A fool in love can't stand being hurt.

28. A Taoist who doesn't want to be an abbot is not a good Taoist!

29. In this world, if someone cares about your pain, it will be even more painful. No one, you owe you, but you are strong and competitive.

When we broke up, we all forgot how much we loved each other. When we recall, we can clearly see that we are so happy.

3 1. This is the first time to experience the feeling of traffic.

32. The two most terrible words in the world are persistence and seriousness. Serious people change themselves, persistent people change their destiny.

33. Lead us to an absurd ending; But we have sufficient reasons to dilute our turbulent heat.

34. Who will accompany me? Two, crazy together, crazy together, yelling at the universe.

35. Life rarely takes a few beats. When should I wait until this time to stop playing?

Titanic told me that I would rather eat instant noodles at home than spend that spare money on romance and cruises.

37. Youth is not a stage of life, but a realm of life.

38. Never give a friend who has betrayed himself a second chance to betray.

39. How much sadness can you have? Not wearing long pants is like a cold snap.

40. People who walk on the road will wave goodbye eventually, and in this process, it is good to have a clear conscience.

202 1 super drag talk about domineering

1. Don't talk to other women so high, or we will be together in the future, and I'm afraid I won't be able to kneel down even for ten keyboards when I go through old accounts.

I really want to give you an aphrodisiac when you ignore me.

Please tell me how good she is, whether her posture is in place and whether her breathing is delicate.

I am too lazy to take care of myself, but I care about you so much that you are not moved.

Girl, you should take good care of your skin, keep in shape, read more books, travel more, have your own ideas, do what you like and cultivate your self-confidence. Don't spend all your energy on a man and think like a dissatisfied housewife all day. When you get better, you will find that everything will become easier, including love.

6. There is no reason to like someone, that is, you like it at the right time, that is, you inadvertently see that beautiful smile that others have never seen.

7. Between you and me, I will still like you next year, the year after, and the year after.

You say you like the sea, but in fact you like the waves.

9. What has life done to us? We dare not try again, dare not try to love again, dare not explore again. You think it's mature, I think it's dead.

10. One should also step out of the momentum of hordes.

1 1. I don't do what I regret, I only do what you regret.

12. You can't even be friends if you like. It's no use being friends. I don't lack friends. I just need you.

13. I like the way you don't like me, but you can't be me.

14. Your world has nothing to do with me. You only deserve to see my world.

15. He fell in love with her at first sight and proposed the next day after meeting her. But after a car accident, the husband lost his memory and his wife took care of him. He said, thank you for being so kind to me. The next day, the wife pushed her husband for a walk. His wife was startled when he suddenly told him to wait. The husband said shyly, well, although we only met yesterday, please come and live with me.

16. I can't satisfy everyone, and I'm not afraid of being photographed by the whole world.

17. Be my boyfriend. You can go surfing every day. You can ask me to have sex with another woman. As long as you are tired, I will drag you home and stab you to death.

18. Don't insist, don't keep. He has the ability to let go easily, so I lost my temper and turned to leave.

19. When you like someone, you feel like nothing.

20. I feel that I am not at school now, but learning from me, simple and rude without wearing a condom.

2 1. No matter how good the chain is, you can't tie a running dog.

22. My life is up to me, and heaven will destroy me.

23. You may be awesome, but I may not be awesome.

24. It doesn't matter if you like waves, just don't drown.

25. Someone always wants to win. Why can't it be me?

26. I can't afford to keep my ancestors or a dog.

27. If you secretly love another man and give you a token, I will kill him if he doesn't accept it. If he accepts, he will only kill him.

28. You can't even hold something when I give it to you.

29. You don't like me, that's your business. I didn't put a knife rest around my neck to make you like me. I don't need to be upset and reflect because you don't like it. You can go blind if you don't like it. Do you want me to be responsible for your emotions? Who do you think you are? I'm sorry that your mood has nothing to do with me.

30. Men who change women more frequently than sanitary napkins will have your dysmenorrhea sooner or later.

3 1. It doesn't matter if you are ugly. You are most afraid of being ugly, confident and always shameless. Bitch in heat is not as coquettish as you.

I would rather be proud and moldy than fall in love with injustice.

I forgave the dog once and ended up with dirty hands all my life.

34. If you have seriously injured me, you and I both realize that all you have to do is stay away from me before I retaliate, don't apologize, don't chase after me, don't let me see you, I won't pretend to be innocent, and you don't pretend to be sincere. I am ruthless and will never accept reconciliation.

35. Get the three-foot sword of Qingfeng, get drunk and cut the sky, and fall into Changhong.

36. Modern women follow three directions: never gentle, never considerate and never unreasonable. Four points: say no, fight no, scold no, and provoke no.

I hope that one day we can become strangers again and get to know you again. See how I kill you.

38. I was told that nothing is more complicated than love. I dropped a math book in his face.

39. Passerby A and Passerby B were walking on the road, and a car came behind them, and then they both became passers-by cakes.

40. Drink if you have a stomachache, hurt yourself if you are uncomfortable, jump off a building if you are in a bad mood, and don't find someone I like to accompany you.