Say some cigarette jingles?

A cloud is two expensive and three Chinese, and peony flowers are planted in Huangguoshu-the master is always in the folk-so-so Ashima, 357 Marlboro, Dahongying croaking, Jiaozi riding a panda, going to see the Red Dragon together, the generals are out of the seven wolves, Yuxi is outside Hadmen, and the hibiscus king is on the golden leaf.

In China, tobacco culture has a long history, and there is no table without smoke and wine, especially in public life, and related jingles (now also called jokes) are emerging one after another. For this reason, Xiaobian also specially collected them and let me appreciate them.

Peony in the province of China and the city, and general cadres smoke in the spring.

rice and dog broth; Spring return, Hailanjiang.

poor and white, rich, three to five, the son of a bitch smoked bats. (spread in Jilin Province)

Note: The first sentence was spread in the 197s: the governor smokes Chinese, the mayor smokes peonies, and ordinary cadres, township heads and the like smoke Spring Festival cigarettes.

Bat cigarettes

were popular in 198s: rice and dog broth; Spring return, Hailanjiang. These two sentences are all about Yanji specialty. Yanji Chao people generally eat rice and drink dog broth. Chungui and Hailanjiang are both produced by Yanji.

It was popular in the 199s: the poor people smoked Changbai Ginseng (2 yuan), the rich people smoked 555(15 yuan), and the tortoise came to calf, which means the worst state of mixing. You can only smoke bats in this situation. Bats were the cheapest cigarettes at that time (9 cents a box).

poor three pagodas, rich pagoda mountain, stupid smoking Shanhaiguan. (spread in Hebei province)

Note: Shanhaiguan cigarettes are longer than ordinary cigarettes. The poor look down upon it, thinking that smoking this cigarette can be forced, and the rich also look down upon it, thinking that Shanhaiguan cigarettes are of low grade.

Shanhaiguan cigarette label

Hongtashan, Honghuangshan, such cadres are too ordinary;

seven wolves and a pen are not bad cadres.

Soft China, hard Yuxi, such cadres are awesome.

smoking Qingzhou and Hademen doesn't look like people.

I smoke Baxi and Hongtashan, and the mix is very general.

I smoke Mount Tai and a pen, and I can mix well.

if you smoke Yuxi and Greater China, you have to climb up. (spread in Shandong)

a cigarette

a first-class smoker, the giant panda, is reimbursed all over the world;

Second-class smokers, greater China, have whatever they think;

A third-class smoker, Furong Wang, eats, drinks and has fun wildly;

A fourth-class smoker, Hongta Mountain, is transported to and from work by car;

three fives for fifth-class smokers, and an old turtle for a supplement;

ashima, a sixth-class smoker, gets a card for big things and small things;

seventh-class smokers have double happiness, and karaoke depends on themselves;

eighth-class smokers scatter flowers and rush home after work;

the ninth-class smokers suck butterflies, and whoever wants money is the master;

The tenth-class smokers smoke Mangshan Mountain and drive donkey carts to pull bricks. (spread in Henan province)

Mangshan cigarettes

If they are not as good as people, they will smoke Hademen.

when feelings are frustrated, take root in a small red river.

Love got lost and bought a package of Huangguoshu.

smoke without fire is hard to make a positive result.

fire without smoke can't make a fairy.

if you are poor, you will be rich in China. Only fools smoke camellia.

Huangguoshu cigarettes

always smoke white sand and don't spend a lot of money;

It's really awesome to travel all over the sky.

draw on the Yellow Crane Tower, the unit is the head;

send a hibiscus king, the business can't be yellow;

send a message to Zhongnanhai, and others will not leave their eyes open;

don't bully your friends when you smoke Yuxi.

dude, greater China, I'm sure someone else will take it;

hanging out with the boss, Hilton every day. (spread in the south)

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