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Eat supper alone, take photos and collect 45 copies.
2. Spicy lobster is so spicy that it is rewarded by guests, and it is booming every year.
I ate crayfish until my mouth was swollen, and I thought it was allergic. When I was Xiang Mei's second day: Shame!
Comrades, I'm having a midnight snack. I won't give up gaining weight.
5. Color and fragrance are the first, crayfish is the only one.
6. midnight snack is another name for barbecue, which is probably called "getting up early and having oxygen on an empty stomach"
7. I took another sip of beer and ate two crayfish. Looking forward to bringing a good mood.
8. Eating crayfish and drinking beer with like-minded people must be fun.
9. I am so hungry that I really want to eat noodles with noodles, fish powder and instant noodles, but eating these at night will cause indigestion. I decided to go to bed early and get up at five tomorrow to turn midnight snack into breakfast.
10. Regret eating while eating.
1 1. I feel that I was born for crayfish. It is delicious.
12. It's great to have barbecue dinner and cupcakes in the evening.
13. Everyone is eating crayfish this season, and they miss the braised prawns in Hechuan.
14. Do you know why I can't lose weight? There is a person who eats midnight snack next to you every day. The point is that he hasn't gained weight yet! ! !
15. As the saying goes, going out to hang out will be paid back sooner or later. If you eat too much midnight snack, you will get fat sooner or later.
16. Eat crayfish at 2 am. I think I should slap myself after sleeping.
17. Lobsters are all red oil. White and tender shrimp meat is very elastic. It's spicy and fragrant in your mouth. It makes me sweat. How enjoyable!
18. Poisoned in the middle of the night, sharing delicious food with you.
19. What food markets are there for barbecue?
20. Crayfish, delicious-Amy's father.
2 1. homemade crayfish, do it yourself, have many dishes, spicy garlic and everything, eat ten pounds at a time.
22. I went home after a midnight snack in the evening. After a while, several street lamps broke down.
23. I am hungry and sleepy, and I want to eat crayfish. Why do I want to go to Beijing to eat crayfish?
Eating supper alone and taking pictures. 24. Lobster's head is very big, accounting for half of its body. There are two big tentacles on its head, which slide gently on the water.
25. Eat crayfish at two o'clock in the morning and feel that you should slap yourself when you sleep.
26. After so many days off, I eat midnight snack at this time every day and continue to gain weight.
27. Eat delicious lobster and find dad Amy.
28. Fresh and smooth crayfish, spicy and delicious.
29. The child asked me to eat. The rice was hot and the fish was delicious.
30. If you can eat crayfish, you must bravely face the weight of the next day.
3 1. Eating crayfish is the passionate intercourse of spices and ingredients, and the tongue can't stop and the mouth cheers.
32. Travel must-have midnight snack barbecue, full of meaning! Everyone is delicious!
33. Why do you gain weight after eating midnight snack? It's not like you have to sleep after eating.
34. Beer with crayfish is not very expensive, but it is good for the stomach.
35. Eat, you are not fat.
36. Eat midnight snack regardless of weight.
37. After one month of certification, I am a person who needs to eat midnight snack to gain weight. Eat more, eat more, eat more, eat more, eat more.
38. What the hell happened last night, after Shenhua? Everyone around us is having dinner!
39. Some people don't like crayfish. There must be no one who doesn't like such delicious food.
40. Never eat midnight snack. If you really want to eat, eat it before you go out to play. In short, don't sleep after dinner.
4 1. At midnight, I feel hungry.
42. My gums are finally healed! I want to eat roast duck with sauce at midnight snack, probably by folding it again.
43. In the season of eating crayfish, do it yourself, which is healthy and delicious!
44. Give youth a release!
When I heard the door open, I knew it was our barbecue. Someone went downstairs to buy dinner. That's so cool.
Forty-five sentences for depression patients to drown their sorrows by drinking.
A sentence of a depressed person drinking to drown his sorrows (the first one) 1. Drinking alone for the first time: it is good to drink half drunk, and you will get drunk if you drink too much; Love is still half true and half false. Love too much will break your heart.
But since the water is still flowing, although we cut it with a sword, sadness will come back, even though we drown them with wine.
3. Men live like eunuchs without smoking, and men live like dogs without drinking.
Men don't smoke and live like eunuchs, while men don't drink and live like bars.
5. Walking around the rivers and lakes is inseparable from wine; People are floating in rivers and lakes, so you can't drink too much.
6. I want to drink, but I'm afraid of getting drunk. When I am drunk, I am afraid of hard work. Finally, I was really drunk. Isn't it just as hard?
7. Beautiful women are hugged by others, and beautiful women are unlucky. I hope that the beauty's heart is happy, and the joys and sorrows will not be missed.
8. The drunken body began to fly, and I learned to get drunk after you left.
9. If you want to get drunk, leave the wine in your stomach; Fear of drunkenness, white water poured in; Really drunk, dare to drink dichlorvos; Drunk, sleeping under the table; Pretend to be drunk and forget to tip.
10. See flowers scattered everywhere. Don't walk in the rain at night, looking forward to the dawn of the night.
1 1. Du Qiuniang and Tainiang Bridge. The wind is floating and the rain is falling.
12. I don't like drinking, I'm just drunk.
13. It is a waste in the world for men not to drink.
14. Drink the east wind and be calm.
15. Ganquan brewed purport wine, and the spring was named after a beauty.
16. Wine is a catalyst for inspiration and emotion. It is said that this person wants to drink to the moon, and there are hundreds of drinking poems.
17. Alcohol is accompanied by loneliness, not loneliness. It's just that the people around me are gone.
18. Listen to me, don't drink, don't fight, don't love me. Live well.
19. A person drinking is lonely, while a group of people drinking is lonely for fun. Five or six glasses of beer, thinking that a person is drunk. Let's drink to the loneliness at dawn.
To outsiders, I am optimistic and positive. Who knows, how lonely and inferior I am. I like being alone more and more, holding my mobile phone, chatting, watching variety shows, drinking inferior wine and choking on cigarettes, and then I can't sleep all night.
2 1. Eat alone, play alone, drink alone and cry alone.
22. Never drink, but drink until you are unconscious!
23. How can I say love? It's full of wine, cup after cup, and I'll never let it go until I die!
A sentence in which a person is depressed and drinks to drown his sorrows (Chapter II) 24. Laugh alone. One drinks and one makes trouble.
25. No matter how hard life is, wine will choke, and nine times out of ten it will be unpleasant.
26. Drink wine to drown your sorrows, the cold wind is bleak and crying, and there is no tears in the cold rain; Pedestrians only hear the sound of wind and rain, but they don't know that someone is crying at night.
27. Drinking is always a prelude for men to brag!
28. I don't like drinking with people who can't drink, because you never know what he will look like when he is drunk and wake up.
29. Drink to drown your sorrows. It is hard to argue for more than seven years. The past spring scenery has disappeared, but I have no choice but to soak in the bubble. I am affectionate to accompany me to sing dusk, the morning breeze is not scattered, and the rain adds a tear. Who will tell you when you are in love, infinite loneliness will be faint.
30. Being drunk is never the sin of alcohol, but the degree of feelings is too high.
3 1. Your bar burned me and I was unconscious at the door.
32. I may drink and sleep and forget all my troubles for a while. That may be a good dream.
33. Drink wine to drown your sorrows, beg for flowers with tears, and see scattered flowers everywhere. Don't walk in the rain at night, looking forward to the dawn of the night.
34. Wine is food, and the more you drink, the younger you get;
35. Ten-mile long street carries wine bottles. Give Yanghe, smell good news and brew Yanghe early. Drink nectar and make a magnificent song.
36. Familiarity many years ago has long since vanished. You are still you, I am still me, so strange.
37. If you are half drunk, you will get drunk if you drink too much. Love is still half true and half false. Love too much will break your heart.
38. Sail thousands of miles. Untitled sand white autumn wind sent me to the wine country, and the beauty was drunk in spring.
39. Memory is a glass of wine, but it is bitter and sweet.
40. Someone asked you why you prefer drinking to smoking. I said that because drinking hurts myself, smoking hurts others.
4 1. The song ends, and the wine is broken before it is drunk.
42. It is full of fragrant flowers in the north, and the color of Yingzun is Pan Nan Xuan Bamboo.
43. I heard that porridge can fill the stomach, but good wine can fill the heart.
44. The culture of wine has been deeply embedded in our lives, and the depths of our souls have become more and more profound with the growth of human beings. When you are sad, you will drink a glass of wine.
45. To drown my sorrows by drinking, I feel drunk watching the moon tonight, just watching the bright moon and the stars sleep; Where is the bright moon tomorrow? There is only shadow to accompany it in this life.
A circle of friends who have dinner alone.
A circle of friends who eat supper alone (I) 1. The nth crayfish dinner this summer.
2. Amy dad, shrimp!
You eat, you are not fat.
4. The fruit is eaten at the right time, and the nutrition is doubled!
It's warm, so you can eat barbecue and lobster in the open air.
6. In the lobster season, make a cute fat paper that you like to eat. No problem.
7. The happiest thing I can think of is to eat spicy crayfish with you.
8. The owner is hungry to eat!
9. I don't sleep regularly at dinner, midnight snack and breakfast, and I drink alcohol and tobacco every day. I want to be healthy and happy.
10. Lobsters swim around in the water, waving pliers of different sizes, and everyone plays together.
1 1. I seem to have gained weight. . . . And acne. No more supper. Good night
12. It's time to eat lobster again. I like lobster! It is no exaggeration to say! I can eat two Jin at a time by myself!
13. Spicy crayfish. If you love her, give it to her.
14. The sunshine is warm and the starry sky is beautiful, ending with a snack.
15. Although I want to lose weight and keep a perfect figure, I forgot all about crayfish.
16. Natural spicy crayfish with natural taste, enjoy the gift of nature.
17. The stuffing has a strong fragrance, which lingers in my mind for a long time and makes me memorable!
A circle of friends who eat supper alone (Chapter II) 18. I would like to open a small stove every day.
19. I have gained weight, gained weight! ! ! Hey, I gained a kilo, but I obviously didn't eat anything. Oh, I'm hungry. I want to eat snacks. This is probably the reason for being fat. I don't feel well, but I can still lose weight when I gain weight, huh?
20. The midnight snack is a midnight snack, and the weight loss is finished!
2 1. Give youth a bungee jump!
22. As the saying goes, muddling along will be paid off sooner or later. If you eat too much midnight snack, you will get fat sooner or later.
23. A kilo of KFC fried dough sticks in the morning, a pot of ribs rice at noon and a bowl of magpie coffee at midnight.
24. New delicious food, new life, heart choice.
25. I really want to eat crayfish! So hungry! Want to go home, what's wrong with girls now? I'm willing to queue up for it where my boyfriend goes.
26. What if I get disposable gloves? Of course I eat crayfish ~ ~
27. When the lobster was served, the surface was calm and the heart was already surging.
28. People who lose weight really want to eat crayfish. Never mind, let's eat first.
29. Don't ask me what I want at night, except for a snack.
30. Enjoy fresh crayfish together. If you love her, buy it for her.
3 1. I couldn't find a summer vacation worker, but I still set up a stall to eat midnight snack and shouted at the barbecue stall opposite. ...
32. Every time I have a midnight snack, I always say:
What I like best is not to eat lobster together, but to be with the people I love.
34. My brother and sister-in-law are taking me to eat lobster! Happy to jump three feet high, there is nothing a lobster can't solve.
A circle of friends who eat supper alone (Article 3) 35. I really want to go to the log cabin for barbecue and eat roast pig's trotters, fish and non-fish for grilled fish, and food stalls for crayfish.
36. Crayfish, delicious, I hope you and I both like it!
37. Lobster season is here again. Today, we have a little mashup, crayfish sparerib soup.
38. I fell in love with drunk and chilled garlic crayfish this summer ~
39. Facts have proved that eating midnight snack will not gain weight, but will only increase your stomach!
40. I was dragged out to eat crayfish while watching a movie in the rain at night. It should have been very unpleasant, but now it is very balanced.
4 1. It's summer, and it's the season to eat crayfish. Make delicious and clean thirteen fragrant crayfish together, which is healthier than roadside stalls, and put two cans of beer ice in the refrigerator. This summer is perfect.
42. Eating crayfish has been refreshing for some time. It's been refreshing. Now my hands feel numb and spicy, and I want to chop them off.
43. Don't look at the horoscope and fall in love, eat midnight snack regardless of weight.
44. Crayfish, of course delicious, Dad Amy!
45. Let's lose weight together after this meal.
46. Although I want to lose weight and keep a perfect figure, I forgot all about it when I faced crayfish.
47. Recently, everyone says that I have gained weight. One told me to eat snacks, and the other made me snacks every day.
48. I have always believed that cheese is power.
49. With crayfish, how can you feel spicy?
50. Then I made this cheese durian whole wheat bag, and I was really happy to eat midnight snack.
5 1. I went out to eat snacks last night. This sprite really tastes bad.
52. In the evening, the mobile phone becomes strange, with the smell of barbecue, crayfish and midnight snack.
The epidemic is boring at home. Copy the collection forty-five
The epidemic is boring at home. The most painful thing is not to have no choice, but to have no choice.
Fortunately, I am a fat man, and I can pinch my stomach when I am bored.
Every time I am bored in class, I will peek at the person I like.
4. When you are bored, go to the street to watch handsome guys dig nose excrement.
If you are bored, let's talk together.
6. Summer vacation, summer vacation, boredom is a holiday.
7. Lonely people will never say that they are lonely, and only boring people will make trouble.
8. All the sweetness is left to me to taste, and the bitterness will only be carried by myself. If everything goes up and down, you will hide me in your clothes.
9. I am everything in your eyes. I'm not the only one in this position. I am a toy. If you are bored, I will bark like a dog to make you happy. It was fun. You've seen more.
10. Everything has a price, and the price of happiness is pain.
1 1. Bored to sleep.
I usually feel bored.
13. I wish when everyone said I was strong, someone told me not to be brave.
14. I don't know who to talk to to to kill boredom. I am often hit by such moments, feeling depressed, lonely and unwanted.
15. Walking alone in a noisy street, my world is still just me.
16. You don't care about me at all. I still love you, and I don't admit defeat.
17. The past has come out, and the heavy footsteps prove that meeting was originally a beautiful mistake.
18. China's holiday principle is to pay back what you owe!
19. Bored ~ ~ ~ Need military training, preview, miss and worry. It would be nice to have Doraemon, Totoro and Duck B.
20. Growing up told me to stop believing in vows. The only thing I can trust is companionship.
2 1. When you ignore me, it's boring. All I can think about is that you ignore me, you ignore me, you ignore me
22. I stayed in the shallow candle shadow and took a dim moon shadow.
The epidemic is boring at home. Chapter 2, 23. Youth bumped into the arms of boredom, and boredom held her tightly and felt suffocated. ...
If one day I die, it will be boring to death.
25. In the bright season, I miss being dry and warm.
26. It's a long way to go, and I will go up and down. Qu Yuan
27. I love movies. It doesn't matter whether I come or not. I cry alone quietly. -"The movie is over"
28. Don't ask me so many boring reasons.
29. A few roses, a karaoke song, and your sweet words, so I was bought, boring, and Valentine's Day was so vulgar.
When you are bored, you will find that you are hungry.
3 1. However, the coming will always come, and blindly escaping is only a more interpretation of cowardice.
32. Life is rare, but people who don't know how to enjoy it are bored.
33. Lonely people will never say they are lonely. Only boring people will make trouble.
34. I was pulled out before I could flirt.
35. Love without love, love without love. We love each other, but we cannot live together.
36. Being idle is not necessarily boring, but being idle is boring.
37. The evening breeze is blowing in your hair, and the night after dusk is very quiet. Who's bored? You said that song was nice and made you smile.
38. Heartache is only a moment, and if it hurts for a long time, you will lose consciousness.
Honey, how should I spend my boring time after you leave?
40. You show off your boring remarks about how long. Hehe, you are really making a mountain out of a molehill.
4 1. The highest level of boredom: turn on the computer and press the phone to watch TV!
Every day, you spend% of your time despising yourself and% of your time forgiving yourself. It's called entanglement.
43. You will find me bored with you, and watch your favorite channels with you.
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