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On the Character of Staying at Home in 2022 (74 Selected Sentences)

I thought I would meet a boy who could make me quit the noise outside, but I didn't expect a bat to change me.

2. Try to play less wild when playing the glory of the king. They are all wild animals, and it is easy to get novel coronavirus. If you really need to fight wild, use the masked warrior Lan Ling instead of Mi Yue. She keeps bats.

It is said that the virus can spread through saliva. Everyone tries to use typing instead of voice when sending WeChat, and people who send voice don't listen.

I understand all the reasons, but I can't help turning around when I hear others calling for beauty.

When you are not online, I always look at your information in a daze.

6. I don't like it, but I don't reject it. Don't love but don't break up. I hate it, but I don't complain. Just like the bell rings, I can't leave when I'm bored.

7. As long as there is a drop of oil, there is no outcrop in the supermarket.

8. I finally realized the taste of grounding gas in the biography of Zhen Huan.

9. Stay at home for career, self-growth and motivation.

10, square dance, Tai Chi Chuan, walking in the spring with a smile. Laugh together at home and have a sweet breakfast.

1 1, as long as there is an onion, don't rush to the vegetable market.

12. Why does my ex-girlfriend still pay attention to me? God replied: she is relieved to know that you are not doing well.

13, I just want to go out now, just want to drink milk tea and eat hot pot barbecue.

14. Please come with gongs and drums when you come into my heart, and don't say anything when you leave.

15, the more you grow up, the more lonely and uneasy you are.

16, it's been 8 days. The news only told you to wash your hands frequently, but when to wash your hair and face, you didn't inform and didn't dare to wash it for fear of violating the regulations.

17, it has nothing to do with birds during the day and nothing to do with birds at night. What a bore!

18, finally realized the life of an otaku (otaku).

19, I will always remember the summer wind, which clearly said that it would kill me.

I insist on doing sit-ups every day, one at night and one in the morning.

2 1, we restart our convenient engine, down-to-earth, step by step, forward, forward.

22. People who are most hungry are generally fat paper, because there is an idiom that the hungriest is the heaviest.

23. If there is an afterlife, I want to make a quilt, either lying in bed or basking in the sun!

24. Life is your own, and safety and health need to be maintained by everyone.

25. Don't envy people who exercise more than you do. They may not have gone far, but their legs are short.

26, maybe this is just an illusion, a childish, an impulse ... why, why! Quiet, quiet, calm, that's the real me.

27. Stay at home and fight the plague wholeheartedly.

28. Don't listen to what's going on in the world, just read the book of sages.

29. As soon as I get up every morning, I have an impulse to take a nap.

30. Some people's biggest effort to lose weight is to match a bottle of sugar-free drink with hot pot, barbecue and cake. It still needs ice because it contains no heat.

3 1, it's almost a month. The news only tells you to wash your hands frequently, but you haven't told me when to wash your hair and face. I'm afraid to wash it for fear of violating the regulations.

32. Every time I hear the announcement "No inflammable and explosive articles on board" on the radio at the railway station and bus station, I want to throw my girlfriend away!

33. I really miss my childhood. When it's hot, I can go shirtless like a man.

34. A child stepped on the shadow on the road. I feel so naive, because I was afraid that he would step on my shadow, so I bypassed him.

35. The furthest distance in the world is from Monday to Friday.

36. I'm only in my twenties. Love can be late, but delivery can't be late.

37. Many people are constantly planning their lives, and they are under great pressure every day. Actually, no matter how you live. You'll regret it. Think of you in the past few decades.

Family Personality Theory (2)

1. Idle is idle anyway. Why not build a WeChat group to sing and sing?

As long as there is a piece of meat, don't go to the supermarket.

3, be prepared, take the road under your feet!

4. Make a boat with a pen as sail paper to give spring rhythm. The epidemic prevention of the house must be quiet, and the cultivation of nature and joy should be repaired together.

5, without his freedom, the mood is quiet!

6, the main sports of contemporary youth: take express delivery, take takeaway!

7. In this world, only truly happy men can bring real happiness to women.

What we can do now is to stay at home and not go out. I hope the epidemic will pass quickly and everyone will be safe, healthy and happy.

9. Friends always advise you not to stay at home. It's really funny that you won't find someone. Do you think you can find someone if you go out to play?

10, as long as there is a drop of wine, stay indoors.

1 1. Everyone who comments should pay the phone bill of 100. Unicom, Mobile and Telecom are optional. Don't ask me why, I'm just kidding.

12, can't let go, can't get over it, can't see through it, and can't forget it-that's why your life is bad.

People must go out more. You don't know how comfortable it is to stay at home unless you go out for a walk.

14. In order to drink more hot water, I bought a good quality thermos. I went early in the morning, burned my mouth eight times and didn't drink a mouthful of water.

15, the more boring, the more boring, sometimes I don't want to live when I talk.

16, fell in love with a wild horse, but unfortunately there is no refrigerator at home, so I can't eat it all at once.

17, you are bored, I am bored, we are together, we are a couple.

18, New Year's Day came in a blink of an eye, and I stayed at home for 20 days. Time flies, and I understand the truth with a pen.

19, staying at home all day, messy hair.

20. Now the more clothes a girl wears, the more she shows. The less clothes, the less exposed!

2 1. Boredom is a normal phenomenon in life. No problem. There is no need to make a fuss.

22. I want to surf the Internet when I am bored, but surfing the Internet is more boring.

Boredom will take away everything, even the courage to commit suicide.

24. I often fall into a strange circle of boredom and anxiety when playing tricks, perhaps because … only learning can make me feel at ease.

25, life is impermanent, tomorrow and accident do not know which comes first!

Let me count my fingers. The temperature will not be very high tomorrow.

27. The scenery outside the window is picturesque, and my eyes are full of tears.

28. As long as there is smoke, smell it for ten days every day.

29. On the nth day when I couldn't go out, I started eating on the balcony and watching the outside world.

30. I'm not arrogant or fooling around. I'm just tired of people who may lose their dependence at any time.

3 1, if you think you have chosen the right path, then you must go all the way to black.

32. "Home" is a realm of life, or an attitude towards life.

33. Being tired is because you have something extra in your heart, just like being full.

There are many charms in the world, but you are my favorite.

35. If we don't have a mobile phone, what are we playing now?

If I die one day, I will be bored to death.

37. Sometimes I feel ugly. When I took out my ID card, I found that I was too worried.