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Tell me the stupidest thing you've ever done?

The stupidest thing I ever did was to secretly sell my long hair that I had left for five or six years. When I think about it, I feel that there is something wrong with my brain.

When I was a child, anyone with long hair was enviable, and at that time, I couldn't make all kinds of shapes casually, short hair and curly hair. At that time, I knew that I had been growing in, and my hair was split, and no one would remind you to trim it, because I only knew that the barber shop had cut my hair short.

Besides, at that time, who would care about your hair as long as you had enough to eat and wear warm clothes? Anyway, I think people's long hair is particularly beautiful.

There is a girl in our class who is very white. Her hair is dark brown and hangs down to her ass. In my eyes, she is the most beautiful.

From then on, I asked my mother not to cut my hair short again. It's ugly, but to be honest, that hairstyle is very popular now.

Later, my mother said to stay and be a girl again. Since then, I have been looking forward to becoming beautiful, and I have been waiting for a long time. Although I can only wear a ponytail all the time, I just like the feeling of walking and swinging.

And in order to grow fast, I also heard some strange methods, saying that when the wheat seedlings grow to knee height, before the sun dries the dew on the wheat seedlings in the morning, I lower my head and shout the dew on my head, which will be as long as my palm in a few days.

Now that I think about it, I really don't know how the idea of a seven-year-old girl came back, so naive that she secretly went to the wheat field for many days. Later, I don't know how long it took, and long hair became a habit.

In this way, I went to junior high school unconsciously, and also changed from a boy at the beginning to a real long-haired girl. From the beginning, I envied others to the end.

Everywhere I go, people will turn around and say that my hair is so long, because everything tied up reaches my thighs, which has become my pride.

However, when I came home from my holiday, someone was riding a bicycle at the door shouting for my hair, so I ran out. Originally, I just wanted to try to ask how much my hair can be worth and let the "experts" estimate the price. Where there is value, there is capital to show off.

People grabbed my hair and weighed it, saying that 100 is no problem. Do you want to sell it? As soon as I heard it, I felt that one hundred was much better. I was possessed in an instant, and I was immediately cut down. The man also said that he would not discuss with your adult. When I said no, I actually wanted to surprise them.

The man grabbed the scissors, didn't even take out my hair ring, and cut it three times, five times and two times along the root of my hair. I felt my head immediately relaxed, but when I touched it, ah, it was so short! I ran back to look in the mirror before someone paid me. Oh, my God! What's the difference with boys!

I went to find someone to explain why it was so short, and the man said it should be cut like this. If you don't sell it, I'll give you your hair back!

I'll go. It's all cut out. Can you give it to me and I'll go back and buy some incense for it? Later, the man gave me one hundred yuan and left. I remember crying in my room for a long time that day, and my mother couldn't knock on my door.

Only in the evening did she know that I had sold my hair. When I handed her the money, she shed tears and comforted me not to be sad, saying that my hair would grow back.

The next day, I went to school and was laughed at by my classmates. Another girl said that her sister's hair is not as long as mine, and it costs 200 yuan. Her words made me more miserable. I felt like an ass, the biggest fool.

I still regret it when I think about it, even though I thought I was too young to understand. Probably the stupidest thing I've ever done.