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Talk to the person who shows off your material things every day.

1, if you don't give up, if you don't forget, can we continue?

No matter how you cried last night, the world is still very busy.

Going to Qiu Lai in summer will make people feel lonely in autumn.

We all love someone who doesn't love us.

I will remember you for a long time, as long as you forget me.

6. I also want to send a text message at six o'clock in the morning saying, "Pig, get up."

7. With good memories, there is a painful past.

I don't know. I thought we were gonna be okay. I thought how important I was.

9. Can you tell me why you were not with me when I needed you most?

10, I am who I am, whether you cherish it or not.

1 1, don't think about it if you are unhappy, be nice to yourself, because no one will really care about you.

12, don't give me a hard look, your face is not a palette.

13, forcing a smile is really annoying.

14, it's not that I'm not gentle enough, but that you don't deserve it.

15, love will make people grow. Some things are really hard to remember, but please don't run away. We should learn from it.

You don't live for others. Why are you so tired?

1. The biggest mistake in life is constantly worrying about whether you will make mistakes. ...

2. Tragedy is to destroy beautiful things for people to see. That kind of overwhelming sadness, I hope it's just the contrived moan when I was young.

God gave us this heart to love, not to hate. You should know that loving someone is much happier than hating someone.

4. I think a good relationship is not a one-way effort, but I can also receive your response while working hard; It is not that I have changed a lot for you, but that I am willing to become better for each other every day; Not two people tied together, but two people together to see more and more wonderful world.

For me, love is not skin, vegetables and a meal. It is an eternal desire and a heroic dream in a tired life.

6. Either someone gives you a slap in the face, or you give yourself a slap in the face, gnashing your teeth and tossing and turning at night, and continuing on the road as if nothing had happened during the day. Life is often like this.

7. Then one day, I suddenly understood what you meant to me. It is not necessary for life, nor is it a prerequisite for the future. There was a time when you were on a certain road. It was sweet for the first time, and you saw the wind and rain. Once, I thought that when the relationship was over, time lost its meaning. After repeated and stable life, I finally want to say thank you. You are the reason why you can be remembered in these years, and also make this road have a different scenery. Not the best, but every one is beautiful.

8. When someone sneers at you, you immediately respond sharply. Someone looks down on you for no reason, and you immediately look down on him. Someone shows off in front of you, and you immediately prove that you are better. If someone is cold to you, you will be cold and distant at once. Look, those people you hate can easily turn you into what you hate the most. This is the biggest harm that the "enemy" has done to you.

9, youth, youth! No matter what setbacks and blows you suffer, bite your teeth and stick to it, because you have every chance to rebuild your life; As long as you don't lose heart, every setback is just an ordinary stumbling block to a new realm and will never kill anyone.

10, it will pass, and it will pass eventually. Our pain, our sadness.

1 1, always remind yourself: don't refuse because you don't understand, don't turn a deaf ear because you don't like it, don't draw conclusions because you think so, and don't think you are right because most people think so.

12, in my heart, there is another girl, forever. Maybe mature but not sophisticated, maybe complicated but not turbid. Laugh when you should laugh, cry when you should cry, be angry and silly. Always curious, always admired, always looking forward to adventure. Dreams are not goals, but temperament. I am an "old girl" and I am very lucky.

13, make more efforts every day, not for anything else, but for more choices in the future, choose such a small life and choose people you like.

14, neither cold nor hot, is the most comfortable temperature in nature, but in the emotional world, it is the most desirable temperature.

Everyone is looking for the right person in life, but no one tries to be the right person.

16, I dare not promise, not so much that you are not good enough, but that I am afraid of losing you. Friends often live longer than lovers.

17, no one has read it, only people read about themselves in books, find themselves or check themselves.

18, no one shared their worries, no one traveled together, no one waited at the platform, and no one whispered at the window. Over time, what I want to say is piled up in my chest and I can't say it anymore. What I want to do has become a map of the world, and I can't tell the priority. Others see that you are becoming more and more calm and calm, but you see that you are silent and shocked. Actually, loneliness is not terrible, as long as you learn to talk to yourself.

19, a person should know his position, just like a person knows his face, which is the most sober consciousness. Washing off lead porcelain is better than painting it casually. Therefore, it is important to do what you can and do your best.

20. I always want to live for others. No wonder you are so tired.

Mood phrase: The child is not yours. What are you busy with?

A man accidentally discovered that his wife was cheating, so he left his wife without hesitation. In the battle for custody of his son, the man's income is stable and he is not the wrong party. He has an advantage. Later, because of his wife's words, he was desperate. . . The baby is not yours. What are you busy with?

There was an exam at the high school party. The classmate sitting next to me kept sticking out his head to copy my choice questions, and then the teacher caught him red-handed. As a result, the teacher looked at our paper and said, what did you copy from him? Why is the multiple-choice question wrong? The goods faint said: avoid his choice, I am one step closer to the correct answer. . .

When I was in junior high school, one day the dean heard a student shouting in the school wall: I want to take the Oxford exam, I want to take the Oxford exam, and I think this child is commendable. After school, you still have to study, and you must be a pillar. I quickly ran out of the school to find out, only to see that the student shouted again: roast the kidneys again.

After studying hard and earnestly, I finally got my driver's license and asked the coach what car I was suitable to drive. The coach smoked a cigarette and said to me, I don't have any suggestions on what car to buy, but I really suggest you buy all risks!

A sister has a menstrual pain, and her mother cooks brown sugar water to drink. It still hurts after drinking, so climb on the bed and twist. Then her mother said, I gave you sugar water, not realgar wine. What do you want to do now? ! Mom.

At the end of the college entrance examination, someone asked me if 644 could go directly to Tsinghua. I said definitely not, and asked me if I could go to Peking University. I said no, because I took the 632 bus to Tsinghua and took the subway to Peking University.

Today's weather is very good. After the rain in Chu Qing, it was breezy and in a good mood. I specially washed my hair before going out and habitually rolled my shirt sleeves to my elbows. In this weather and mood, I began to be a little smart. On the way, I met a man staring at me and saying, handsome boy, you are so handsome! What a beautiful day, alas! It would be more perfect if that person was a woman.

It is raining. If your girlfriend has no umbrella outside, you must get to her as soon as possible. Otherwise, she may go to the nearby shopping mall to take shelter from the rain, and then she may go shopping, and then she may ask you to buy her lipstick, shoes and bags.

My cousin got married yesterday (in the countryside). At the end of the party, I heard firecrackers and laughter outside. I ran out and saw a man in the smoke, screaming and jumping up, holding his head, and somehow wrapped a whip around his leg. The man went straight to the fish pond not far away and jumped in. I limped to work today because my father laughed the loudest when he saw me getting wet.

I am a real estate agent, and my performance is not good recently. I want to change my job. Today, I applied for an electronic sales manager, and when I entered their company, I sat with their boss. I once handed a cigarette to my boss and started talking about the back. The result is quite good. I called him brother, told him to buy a house in the back and asked me to come. Then he had a meal with his warm hospitality. Then I came back. I always feel that something is missing.

I go to my cousin's house for dinner. Before dinner, I came to the living room to watch my little nephew draw and asked him what he was doing. He looked at me excitedly and said, Aunt Saner, mom said you were losing weight and you couldn't eat a lot of delicious food tonight, so I drew you a lot of delicious food. Look, there are fish, shrimp and chicken legs! Our teacher said that this is painting cakes to satisfy hunger.

I'm in a bad mood: I love myself the most, and I'm not living for others to see! !

1, there is only one result of rekindling the old love, that is, repeating the same mistakes.

If you have a dream, you should pursue it bravely. Don't be afraid of loneliness. At least you still have yourself.

3. All the blood in the whole body seems to be suddenly pulled out of the body, so that it is so.

4. How can one person's heart hold two people? I can't do it.

You are a butcher and I am a pig in the next life, and I will repay your tears in this life with the blood I gave birth to.

6. Announcing punishment is also punishment; Announcing a reward is not necessarily a reward.

I don't know what to say, I just miss you suddenly at this moment.

8. I met her who accepted it gently and blindly after the red light.

9. I love myself the most. I don't live for others! !

10, don't cut others easily, because others are busy, but they hurt themselves.

1 1, I love you, this is my disaster.

12, I don't love you very much. A minute is only 60 seconds, an hour is only 60 minutes and a day is only 24 hours.

13, have you ever felt it? Because seeing a sentence hurts from head to toe like an electric shock.

14, I can't hide that this love is my deep ocean.

15, my ending, write a sad song.