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Guess the baby boy and the baby girl.

If it's a code word, in comics, Mickey Mouse is a man and Minnie Mouse is a woman.

Whether it is a first-time parent or a parent who supports the national "two-child" policy, when they learn that they have a "baby", they always want to know the sex of the baby. This is not because we prefer boys to girls, but we just want to name the baby in advance and prepare baby products with the right color for the baby. Although we can judge whether it is a male treasure or a female treasure by some symptoms during pregnancy, these are not accurate. The most accurate thing is that doctors do B-ultrasound to make sure. But the doctor won't tell you, because it is illegal to identify the sex of the fetus! In fact, some kind doctors have already told you the sex of the fetus. They won't tell you publicly, but they will tell you these code words. Whether you understand them or not depends on the ability of pregnant mothers! The doctor said a few "code words" during the prenatal examination, suggesting the baby's gender. You got it?

1, the name of the loud atmosphere

Colleagues carefully asked the doctor when doing the examination, what name should I give the child? Doctors are not shy about this. Say a grand name first. Others will chat with the doctor, "Doctor, how about giving the baby prenatal education called" Huahua "now?" The doctor said without hesitation, "this name is very vulgar, but it is best to be loud and clear." Five months later, Bao Da has another "rival in love", so work hard!

2. Color of clothes

During the check-up, the pregnant mother can deliberately ask my husband, "Husband, what color clothes do you think should be prepared for the child?" My husband said it was blue. Pregnant mother said pink. Ask the doctor: "Doctor, what do you think?" At this time, the doctor may simply say a few words: "Buy according to the color of the clothes who said!"

3. Male dolls are under great pressure

I chatted with the doctor during the examination and said that the baby boy at home was too naughty and under great pressure. So you can take the opportunity to complain in front of the doctor during the color ultrasound examination: "Hey, a child is a son. If this is still a son, the pressure will be great! " The doctor may take the topic and say, "Never mind, you won't be so nervous about this child."

When pregnant women have a check-up, many doctors don't actually prompt whether the baby is a girl or a boy. But some lovely doctors will tell the baby's sex when you ask or when you are invisible. But now boys and girls are the same. If the B-ultrasound doctor didn't give any hints, Ma Bao shouldn't keep asking questions. It is also very happy to remain mysterious during pregnancy.