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Flowers often belong not to the people who appreciate them, but to the cow dung
People who appreciate flowers are just bystanders or they hurt the flowers because they like them too much; but cow dung has been silently nourishing the flowers, making them more charming and bright.
Money is more and less, just have it often! There are few old people and good health! When the family is poor and the family is rich, harmony is good. Life is actually very simple. After today, there will be tomorrow. The important thing is to live wisely and happily every today and tomorrow. These classic cow sayings are full of human wisdom. The more you read them, the more interesting they become. Read them and enjoy them for a lifetime.
1. Mentally insane lunatics are not scary, but sane lunatics are scary.
2. Don’t waste new tears on old sadness.
3. Nowadays, you need to have experience in everything you do, except your wife.
4. There is no other half with 100 points, only two people with 50 points.
5. Making people miss you to death is the highest level of murder. Even the medical examiner cannot identify the cause of death.
6. Love is art, marriage is technology, and divorce is arithmetic.
7. These days, girls are all striving to have a small "waist", but who cares about a small "belly"?
8. A high job is not as good as a high salary, a high salary is not as good as a long life, and a long life is not as good as happiness.
9. Men should be grateful to the women who stayed with them in their 20s. Because 20 years old is the lowest point in a man's life, with no money and no career; while 20 years old is the most brilliant season in a woman's life.
10. As long as you dance well with a hoe, there is no corner that you cannot dig.
11. Love is empty and love is empty, and you are wandering in the street; people are empty and money is empty, and you are single and working hard; things are empty and career is empty, and you go crazy just thinking about it; the bowl is empty and the basin is empty, and life is not easy under pressure. In short, all four are empty.
12. The relationship between two people is like knitting a sweater. When it is established, it is stitch by stitch, careful and long, and when it is removed, it only needs a gentle pull.
13. The first time I laughed was because I met you, the first time I cried because you were not here, the first time I laughed and cried because I couldn’t have you.
14. Shake hands with handsome men, talk to profound men, communicate more with successful men, and live with ordinary men.
15. Don’t forget what you once had; cherish what you can’t get; don’t give up what belongs to you; keep what you have lost as a memory.
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