Funny crosstalk manuscript

1: There is such a girl in our community. This girl is not ugly. That's the mouth. It's a little big.

2: big mouth, nothing.

1: She thinks she is ugly and looks down on others. What should I do? I thought of a very unwise way.

2: What method?

1: She pouts like this every day.

2: pursed up?

1: Ah, she is like this (pouting)

2: What is this?

1: Let others see this mouth.

2: What should she do when she speaks?

1: She is also looking for the one who doesn't speak when she speaks.

2: Don't open your mouth? Is it okay?

1: Of course, if you don't believe me, I'll learn it for you.

2: Oh? Can you still be like that girl?

1: Feel free to ask me. I won't ask you anything.

2: Then let's try (Wang pouts)

1: Oh, her mouth is really small. See how she talks.

2: What's your last name, girl?

1: surnamed Wu ~ ~

2: surnamed Wu ~ This is really not open.

2: Girl, what's your name?

1: Hulu ~ ~

2: Ah, which big girl is called Wu Hulu?

2: How old are you?

1: 25 ~ ~

2: Oh, 25 ~ ~ What do you belong to?

1: Tiger ~ ~

2: Wrong. Twenty-five years old should be a horse.

1: Say "horse" with a big mouth.

Who's in your family?

1: parents ~ ~

2: Oh, parents ~ ~ Do you have any brothers or sisters?

1: None ~ ~

2: no? ! She didn't say no, she said no!

2: Do you have an appointment?

1: spell ~ ~

2: pinch? Oh ~ I just didn't. Oh, no, I saw you on the road with a man the other day. What is that?

1: juwan ~ ~

2: Uncle, where are you going with your uncle?

1: department store ~ ~

No, this is a department store.

1: If you talk big, your mouth will be big.

2: Oh, the department store ~ ~ What did you buy in the department store?

1: buy vinegar ~ ~

2: Ah, does the department store sell vinegar? What to eat when buying vinegar?

1: baked sweet potato ~ ~

2: Hi! ! ! Nonsense. Where is your vinegar?

1: all spilled ~ ~ ~

2: Hey, open your mouth ~! ! !