Funny jokes about buying tickets during the Spring Festival, and talk about not being able to buy tickets when returning home during the Spring Festival

1. The endless waiting cannot stop the longing for returning home. I think of my mother’s warning when I left home, and the affection in my mother’s eyes when I returned home. My heart is still full of warmth in the cold wind! 2. Buy tickets. It’s difficult, buying tickets is annoying, and waiting in line is excruciating. Amitabha is chanting in his mouth, but the spirit of holding the Buddha's feet does not appear temporarily. If you swear to recite the Buddha's name devoutly, you will become a Buddha or a god in the next life. You don't have to buy tickets and wait in long lines. You can come and go at your own leisure. Amitabha! 3. Don’t eat, drink less water, and don’t delay buying tickets to go home. The queue is very long, people are shouting, and people move forward quickly with quick hands and eyes. The person who jumped in line inadvertently made his legs sore from standing, and his wife scolded him. I really hope that this battle of buying tickets will end soon, and we can have a lot of joy when we go home and reunite. 4. Those who abandon me, the tickets were sold out yesterday, and those who mess up my heart, today’s queue will make my heart burn. I just want to go home anxiously, but I don't know that buying a ticket is like going to heaven. Looking at the sea of ??people all around me, I felt cold without a ticket in my hand. If you want to take the bus without a ticket, you will have to be coaxed off the bus. Today I just want to buy a ticket so that I can go home and be reunited. 5. Spring Festival Transport: Looking up at the sky, when will there be a ticket? The sky does not answer, the trafficker responds, two scalpers, money in the pocket, exchange or not? Give or not? The scalper replied: To wait for you , I haven't slept for three days! 6. Zeng said that it was "Luoyang Zhigui" and the Spring Festival transportation was "hard to get a ticket". It turned out that it was the "Spring Festival Reunion" that caused the trouble, but everyone loves this "reunion trouble". I wish you the best of luck. May you have a great time with your tickets. Go home for the New Year and follow the feeling of happiness. 7. One day, I picked up an Aladdin magic lamp. He really told me that it could grant me three wishes. I said excitedly: "I only want one, give me a Spring Festival train ticket!" I saw him. He silently worked in front of me. After a while, he exploded, leaving a last word: "Too many people?!" 8. The queue is far away? I felt very pessimistic. I stood on tiptoe and took a look. The handsome guy was in front, but there was no hope of buying a ticket? I was furious. Turn around and leave? The handsome guy shows up again, throws away the ticket? Turns around and runs, shouting: "My classmate, your ticket!" The handsome guy looked back and smiled: "It's your ticket! I hope you can buy a ticket and go home as soon as possible." 9. I look at you so much that I can’t sleep; I miss you so much that I can’t sleep; I’m so crowded with you that I feel so sleepy; I hate you for making me restless. I don't know what to do to you, my dear train ticket. 10. In the land of China, if you have money, you can fly, but if you don’t, you can’t afford standing tickets. Look at the large and small bags inside and outside the Great Wall. Up and down the river, migrant workers surged. I get up early, go to bed late, and stay up all night, hoping to compete with the ticket sellers. Money is required. Seeing the huge crowds, it’s hard to secure a single vote. Tickets are so difficult to buy that many heroes have given up. Emperor Qin and Emperor Wu of Han Dynasty fled when they saw this; Emperor Zong of Tang and Song Dynasty were even more helpless! Genghis Khan, the genius of the generation, had no choice but to ride back on horseback. What's going on? Just because I queued up, I couldn't buy a ticket! 11. Railways connect all over the world, but it's hard to buy a ticket. The system changes every year. Outside the train station, there are still huge crowds of people. When you get up early, you have to go to bed late, and you have to stay up all night. Tickets are still so hard to buy! I wish all my friends who are going home to buy tickets home as soon as possible! 12. I really want to go back to my hometown and be with you again, but it’s really hard to buy tickets home. I spent a day buying them. Another day, I went to line up with joy, but came back empty-handed, ticket, ticket, where are you? 13. The river flows eastward, and the stars in the sky flow northward. Let’s go when we say we want to go. I went to buy tickets in a hurry, and I bought them day after day. Don't be shy when buying tickets. Just do it when it's time to buy tickets. Happy buying tickets. 14. Comrades who cannot buy train tickets, please don’t be discouraged. Fight to the end to buy train tickets, bravely attack the ticket booth, and firmly root in the army of ticket buyers with a nail-like spirit. Buying tickets is bright, but the process of buying tickets is tortuous. I wish comrades an early victory in the battle and an early return home for the New Year. 15. Because I couldn’t buy a ticket to go home, I had to stay in a foreign land to celebrate the New Year alone. It was night, I tossed and turned and couldn’t sleep. I got up and called the radio to request a song: I want a song by Jordan Chan? Are you cruel? Give it to everyone in this city. Ticket seller!