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What is the best way to express your love?

A boy liked a girl and wrote her a love letter. The content is like this ... honey, I like you very much. It seems that I have to tell you. I hope you can promise to go out with me. Don't refuse me in a hurry. Let me tell you a few short stories ... About five years ago, a girl as lucky as you also received my love letter. At that time, her reply to me was ... "I can't have feelings for you other than friends." I was very sad, so I dismembered him and kept it in the refrigerator at home for a year. I feel a little better and met another girl who is as lucky as you. However, he already has a boyfriend. I asked her out to negotiate with my boyfriend, and the negotiations broke down. I accidentally killed her boyfriend and the body with a brick. After pouring cement on Chengdu-Chongqing Expressway, I conveniently put the girl's poisoned body in my basement. Two years later, I fell in love with another lucky girl. This time, she and I became boyfriend and girlfriend. However, not long after dating, she was clamoring to break up. I couldn't bear to lose her, so I hanged her in my house ... I think I'm really not fit to be a lover. .........., when I wanted to freeze my heart, I met you ... Honey, now you can tell me ... Do you ... love me? Dear, I hate you very much. It seems that I have to tell you. You don't have to rush after me. Let me tell you a few short stories first ... Five years ago, a boy wrote me a love letter. At that time, I told him, "I can't have feelings for you other than friends." In his refrigerator, I threw my soul out at will! I met you again in the vast sea of people. Now, I want to answer you ... you-dead-fixed-found it online, haha.