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What are the advantages of Altman?
First, in Thailand, Altman can learn biology. The educational significance of Altman in Thailand lies in teaching people monkeys, orangutans and other apes, and telling children the difference between these mentally retarded creatures and humans. Second: Seeing Altman in Thailand can train children's courage. Parents can step by step, first try to tell their children about the monkey Altman; Then let the children look at the photos of the monkey Altman; Finally, let your children learn how to overcome their fears by showing Thai Altman movies. Third: Look at Altman in Thailand, you can lose weight. Ladies, are you worried about your figure? Are you worried that you can't overcome the temptation of food? ! I'm telling you, now you don't have to worry anymore! Look at Thailand Altman! What to eat, what to vomit! Watch an episode before meals, garbage after meals, and vomit a bowl after meals! What are you waiting for? Looking forward to the devil's figure, you should go to Thailand to buy a motorized Altman! Fourth, in Thailand, Altman can indirectly suppress American hegemonism. Each of us has a potentially violent personality. Thailand Altman is fierce and bloody, which can arouse people's desire for blood, limbs and corpses. Fight! Kill! How exciting! Altman like Thailand has been appreciated by bin Laden's military organization, and now every member of Al Qaeda is paying attention to Altman in Thailand. They also said, look at Altman, Thailand, I'm not afraid to fly a plane into a building! With these crazy terrorists, American hegemonism will be buried in the coffin sooner or later, and world equality is just around the corner! Fifth: Look at Thailand Altman can achieve sustainable development! Altman, Thailand-according to experiments-can test a person's genes. The specific method is to let them watch "Altman" all the time and observe its reaction (the tester is 20-25 years old): after watching an episode, vomit will spray all over the screen-the worst genes, most of which contain serious genetic diseases. After watching three episodes, they will scream wildly and jump from a height-sick genes can endure the fifth episode, and normal genes will see the eighth episode. Hit your head against the wall-this kind of person usually starts laughing from the tenth episode of sports activities when he was a student, and can't do anything else-is rare. People who belong to the family will still count as one plus one after watching the fifteenth episode-in China, it's usually genes, excellent varieties can watch 20 episodes and their heartbeat can last-such people must be adaptable. There is no doubt that after determining the advantages and disadvantages of genes, it can be decided that the living area of that kind of person should be. Most importantly, this test itself can kill a large number of people and greatly reduce the population problem. Only in this way can we achieve sustainable development.
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