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If you don't want to spend Valentine's Day, just talk about seeing your friends off.
If you don't want to spend Valentine's Day, just talk about seeing your friends off.
1. Well, Valentine's Day in February 14 actually passed quietly. What about New Year's Eve? It is the same. I ate, slept, ate and didn't go anywhere. What should I do if I am really unhappy? I don't want to celebrate the New Year at all. I want to avoid seeing everything. I don't like this.
Second, Valentine's Day is so bad, you don't want to live a life you hate, you love the people you have lived, but have you ever thought about it, have I ever thought about this holiday?
Today is the 40th day together, the first Valentine's Day after being together, and the first time after being together. I am really angry and crying. I wasn't like this before, and I'm not cool after being with you. I also secretly thought about the future. I don't want the future, at least for now, I don't have the courage to think that we can escape from the future.
Today is not Valentine's Day. Today is only Sunday. Don't wish me a happy Valentine's Day. Single dog doesn't want to spend such a boring holiday.
5. It's another Valentine's Day. Today last year, Fat Liu, my married best man, left in his sleep. From now on, I don't want to spend any Valentine's Day. Love in the depths of the ocean is not as good as never seeing each other. We have all lost time, whether we get married or forget the Jianghu.
Sixth, return to single. Bless yourself. I don't want to have another Valentine's Day.
It is said that today is Valentine's Day. I can't believe it. I don't want to have another Valentine's Day. I almost didn't get tortured to death by my friends. I called my date and kept playing in front of me, trying to hit someone, and I, (omit n words here), may have had a fake Valentine's Day.
8. Valentine's Day is coming. Although I always miss Valentine's Day, I know I made a lot of mistakes. That's it. I hope I didn't think about it.
Nine, I can't pass Children's Day, I don't want to celebrate Youth Day, and I can't pass Valentine's Day. I choose to gain weight.
Now single dog not only doesn't want to celebrate Valentine's Day, but also doesn't want to celebrate April Fool's Day.
Eleven, the moon on the sea is the moon in the sky, and the person in front of you is a sweetheart. I don't want to celebrate the New Year, I just want to celebrate Valentine's Day.
Twelve, take the baby at home every day, never thought about a holiday, don't want to receive a paragraph of text and a big red envelope, a little touched. There is no self in the days of taking care of the baby. I am busy every day, but I don't know what I am busy with, and the day has passed. I only wish the baby health and safety.
Thirteen, Valentine's Day is nothing to me. There is no atmosphere in the Spring Festival. I don't want Wednesday and Thursday every week. It is rare for us to go home early today. Happy. Happiness comes from relaxed satisfaction.
Fourteen, I don't want to live another animal year, and I have to burn Valentine's Day on the last day. Not happy at all.
15. Well, it was a good Valentine's Day. It suddenly occurred to me that tomorrow is the New Year. Valentine's Day has no object, and New Year has no red envelopes. This day is so sad that I don't want to spend it.
I don't want to celebrate these so-called festivals. The state stipulates that there are only three festivals a year, but what about Mother's Day, Father's Day, Valentine's Day and so on? Really annoying! Alas, it's hard to be a man!
You said you didn't want to spend Valentine's Day. You said it was annoying to see those people who showed love. In fact, how much you wish he could gently say to you: Happy Valentine's Day, dear!
Eighteen years old, I really don't know what I did in my last life. I met such a person. You like to make trouble. If this goes on, I will throw some money, and I know who will suffer, okay? You didn't want to celebrate the New Year, but I did. Oh, happy Valentine's Day.
I didn't want to spend Valentine's Day today because I felt too tired, but he came to me specially to give me a red envelope and carefully selected gifts for me, which made me feel very happy.
Twenty, I think I am really a sentimental and forced person. . . I don't want to spend Valentine's Day or anything anymore.
Twenty-one, go out on a date. Boyfriend and husband give gifts. Suddenly I'm so lonely. So lonely.
22. I don't want to get up this morning to celebrate Valentine's Day, because I am too sleepy. I was pulled up. I went to buy buy to do shopping, get my nails done and eat western food. I am grateful for such a plain and real life. Only by working hard can we live the life we want and be practical. I hope it will be the same today after many years.
Twenty-three, I really finished with him. Unforgettable birthdays and Valentine's Day in my life made me never want to live again, because I was unreasonable and forced to touch his bottom line, and we really ended. I don't want to feel this heartache again in my life. Meeting you was a blessing I did in my last life. If I can't keep walking with you, I won't cherish it. Everyone attaches great importance to us, and finally we really can't get together.
Actually, I just want to have a Valentine's Day. Even a rose just makes me feel my heart. I have never spent Valentine's Day with anyone. I really want to have a Valentine's Day. I don't want to spend Valentine's Day. I wish all lovers will be well.
Twenty-five or four years of love, except for birthdays, almost no gifts or flowers have been received on Valentine's Day, and Valentine's Day is not celebrated by everyone. He never thought about getting married, never thought that the screen would be blurred again in the future, and he felt humble and cowardly. Everyone knows who can't live without who, but he still doesn't want to let go. Perhaps he is the most individualistic Aquarius in the world.
26. Today is Valentine's Day. Let's spend it together We are angry in the morning and don't want to spend it. In the afternoon, we had a close dinner and wanted to spend ten thousand years together. Yuanbao loves pomegranate.
27. Realistically speaking, I think, I think, I don't want to celebrate Valentine's Day, Qixi, Singles' Day or my birthday, but Women's Day must be celebrated. Women are great, and formal ceremonies should be held in festivals to show their respect.
28. Why did everyone feel Valentine's Day on Women's Day this year? It's a pity to be a male compatriot. Every festival has a reason to give red envelopes, and an honest and frank girl who doesn't want to celebrate this festival floats by.
29. Stephy didn't want to celebrate Valentine's Day. When he heard about Chen He, he immediately rushed to flirt with him.
Thirty, on Valentine's Day, when everyone showed their love, the walker's dog Robinson put a video of himself abusing his girlfriend in the arena. Don't you want to spend Valentine's Day next year?
It's not that I don't want to spend Valentine's Day, but I know in my heart that I won't give you any surprises, and what I expect will never appear.
Thirty-two, it's so direct to call my husband and give him a gift. Wait for my little white shoes to come to me from Hong Kong.
Thirty-three, I may never think about Valentine's Day again. I hope you can hug me again. I wish I could do morning exercises with you as I did when I was a child. I hope there are too many things ... I have always been stubborn and don't want to admit your physical condition, thinking that believers will be loved and everything will be fine, but you suddenly left without holding hands, and I am still very distressed. I can only insist on sharing with a boy. Anyway, I hope you feel at ease.
Happy Valentine's Day. Although I don't want to celebrate this festival at all, you go first.
Thirty-five, you can celebrate Valentine's Day and anniversary in the future, but you don't want to celebrate 520. I hate this day every year.
I want to say that I don't want to spend every Valentine's Day. Because my husband always brings many people to spend the holidays together, I want to say, is this festival spent together? Don't you think it's messy? Who is whose lover? Is that clear?
What to send for Valentine's Day? Say a circle of friends suitable for Valentine's Day.
1. Give you pure and deep breath like lavender, quiet and pleasant breath like lemon, gentle and not mottled breath like perilla, the most refreshing feeling this summer. Happy Valentine's Day!
2. If beauty is a crime, you have committed a heinous crime! If kindness is a mistake, you have made mistakes again and again! If you are smart enough to be punished, you will be chopped to pieces. Happy Valentine's Day to the most beautiful woman in the world!
Life is a wandering roaming, and meeting anyone is a beautiful accident. Friends can stop wandering hearts, touch indifferent hearts, like this feeling and cherish this friendship. Bless your friends and take care of yourself! Happy Valentine's Day!
4. Loving you is the happiest thing in my life, thinking of you is the happiest thing in my life, seeing you is the most enjoyable thing in my life, and loving and thinking of you is the most wanted thing in my life, dear, happy Valentine's Day!
5. I love you deeply, and it rains continuously. You are a worm in my stomach. You know everything I want, and everything goes without saying! Happy Valentine's Day, baby! Baby, I want to love you all my life!
6. You are the figure I stare at all my life, you are the eternity in my eyes, you are my beautiful and happy scenery, and you are my warm and beautiful mood. Valentine's day, I would like to hold hands with you and walk through that long life, happy and sweet!
7. In a blink of an eye, time flies and it's day again; Really love you, white and flawless, romantic and sweet; Wholeheartedly accompany and care, and enjoy happiness together. Dear, happy holidays! May you always smile and be happy every day!
8. In this affectionate season, I really want to send you a bunch of blooming roses and countless blessings! I hope that the fragrance of this rose can vaguely exude gentle care and thoughts for you. Happy Valentine's Day!
9. On Valentine's Day, I wish happiness to be your little lover, happiness to be your old lover, sweetness to be your new lover, health to be your good lover, luck to be your lifelong lover, and dreams to be your eternal lover. Happy Valentine's Day!
10. The mood is gathered on Valentine's Day, and the mood is condensed on this day. In every missing day, it is not easy to miss you, and it is even harder to miss you. I want to miss you deeply in an incomprehensible mood! Happy Valentine's Day!
1 1. Stupidity is my specialty and delusion is my ideal. When stupidity and delusion are intertwined, it is the most beautiful paradise in my dream! Don't laugh at me, I am so infatuated that I will love you silly until I am old!
12. The tide rises and falls, and the coast silently sticks to love; Fate comes and goes, and you and I silently care for true love; When flowers bloom and fall, there are always golden branches; Ever-changing, always the most true love is mellow and long-lasting. Dear, I have no regrets in my life with your company. Happy Valentine's Day.
13. Although the relationship between two people is long, it is still a matter of time, but waiting is a kind of pain, and missing is a kind of torture. I just want to love you for a long time, sooner or later, dear. Happy Valentine's Day!
14. Fate is a thread, and I will bear your happiness; The truth is a thread, and I will accompany you in the future. Valentine's Day, dear, I will be good to you all my life and love you forever. Believe me, I believe in love, the Haihe River will not dry up, and I promise it will not change!
15. I miss you deeply; Love you until death do us part; I don't regret my promise to you; For your agreement, forever. This is not sweet talk, but my heartfelt words. Please allow me to say to you on this Valentine's Day: It's good to have you in this life!
16. If there are only ten minutes left in the world, I will recall the storm with you. If there are only three minutes left, I will kiss you. If there is only one minute left, I will say I love you once! Dear, Happy Valentine's Day!
17. Everything you do silently for me, the world knows, and I know it! For this quiet gentleness, I am not afraid of the beauty fading, and I always spend a long night in expectation, but I don't regret it. Happy Valentine's Day!
18. Take Valentine's Day as a new starting point, take "love you is non-negotiable" as the guiding ideology, hold high the great banner of "I love you" and practice the "scientific concept of love". In order to realize the happiness of lovers in the world, you and I must work hard!
19. Liuduantou, after dusk, met romantically at the village entrance. Ask the world what love is, but no Iraqis are worried about it. Move the constellation, turn the big dipper, and love and righteousness will last forever. Love is endless, love is not enough, always insist on love. Happy Valentine's Day!
20. First love is a green apple, sour and sweet. Love is a peach, fragrant and charming. Please cherish the days when you have love. Love yourself when you have no love. Happy Valentine's Day.
2 1. I'm afraid of getting an electric shock when I see you; I can't see you, I need to recharge; Without you, I'll cut off the power. Loving you is my career, thinking of you is my career; Hugging you is my specialty, kissing you is my specialty! Happy Valentine's Day!
22. Love connects us to each other; Love makes us feel like spring breeze; Love, let us no longer be ignorant; Love, let us live in peace; Love, let us * * * dream; Love makes us happy. I wish you a happy Valentine's Day.
23. Accidental meeting is destined to hold hands for a lifetime, and the constant time is love. In heaven, let's be two birds flying together forever, and on earth, let's be two trees linked together forever. Let the rose send my blessing: May lovers love each other till they are old!
24. Because there are stars, the night will not be dark; Because one day, the sea is blue; Because of dreams, life is full of expectations; Because of you, life is full of smiles, because of you, my world is brilliant! Happy Valentine's Day!
I can't tell you more about festivals. Last night, there was snow on the withered plum, and I was homesick. The small wind scattered the rain and whispered, urging thousands of tears. The new year is a paradise on earth, who can send heartbroken? Happy Valentine's Day!
A circle of friends who don't want to be single on Valentine's Day
A circle of friends who don't want to be single on Valentine's Day (I) 1. Are you in love? Two are missing one.
I didn't realize that autumn was hidden in my dream, and the rest was for others.
There's a reason to be single. I couldn't find my favorite umbrella, so I had to go ahead in the rain.
In fact, being single for a long time is really addictive.
5. Is freedom really that important when two people are together but there is no way to be unhappy?
6. The other party refused your dog food and kicked over your dog basin.
7. I suddenly miss my date, and I don't know if he has eaten, is he busy, where he lives, how old he is, and what his name is.
8. Hello, I'm Yue Lao. Now, give me 50 yuan and write down the name of your sweetheart, and I will let you know what a fairy can't help you.
9. I learned later that the biggest harm a person does to you is not that he doesn't love you, but that he destroys your confidence.
10. Some people say that if you don't know how to cherish, it will hurt after you lose it. But I think the loss after cherishing is more painful.
1 1. Enjoy a high-quality single life.
12. Being single is not terrible. The scary thing is that when you are single, others think you are not single.
13. Don't call me single dog, I'm Fanshan from the canteen.
14. Is there such a person? You have said that you want to give up countless times, but you still can't bear it. Is there such a person that you are willing to be hurt, even though you know you will be black and blue?
15. A girl like me who 12 didn't chop her hand, please keep it, dear. After all, it is virtuous.
16. Comfort you Everything is fine on my way.
17. Good-looking skins are loose, and interesting souls are addicted to singles.
18. Smart innovation starts from the heart and is practiced with passion.
19. Finally, we didn't even have a lukewarm greeting.
20. I want to be a gentle person, because I have been treated like that by gentle people, and I deeply understand the feeling of being treated like that. -"Natsume Friends Account"
A circle of friends who don't want to be single on Valentine's Day (2)1. I put away my tired smile wearily, bent down and gently stroked his face over and over again.
22. The motherland has not been reunified. How can we be affectionate?
23. Stop calling yourself single dog. At your age, the dog is old and dead.
24. I have been blessed by God since I was born. I advised God to get wet with rain and dew, but God wouldn't listen. Let me be single, let me be single.
25. The word loneliness almost runs through my whole long and hoarse adolescence.
26. "I am still chic after Singles Day. I am proud of being single. I am a national condom."
27. Tell Taohua that you don't need to open it. I planted my own flower sea.
28. Claudia's voice was loud, worried that she remembered another beautiful woman. Only when I see an intoxicating smile day after day can I get rid of my depression.
29. I choked to tell you how ridiculous it is to grow old plants. I thought you'd be moved.
30. May the world continue to be lively, and may I still be me.
3 1. The best thing about Ma Yun is that he seems to be the ugliest man in the world who made his fortune from eat woman's soft rice.
When you are good enough, you don't need others anymore.
In order to avoid being disappointed in human nature, I gave up the illusion of love.
34.ta is waiting for you in the future. You have to refuel and become excellent.
35. It's always good to be single.
36. Rogues know martial arts, and no one can stop them.
37. I didn't know that separation was another kind of understanding until tears came down.
38. Being single allows you to enjoy loneliness. It's good to be free alone. Only the sky is vast.
39. Being single means that God has prepared a better person for you. Being single is just that you haven't met the right person.
40. Softness will eventually become a sharp knife and stab you in the heart.
Don't always belong to single dog, single dog. You should be a single turtle by age, a single pig by size and a single fool by IQ.
42. The mobile phone package contains so many phone bills every month, but I don't know who to call.
43. There is a legend in Ireland that if two lovers leave each other, a star will go out in the sky. I hope that the star that belongs to us will never die and shine forever.
44. I passed your heart, not because I didn't want to stay, but because you refused to take me in.
45. It's against heaven that we immortals fall in love with mortals.
46. Without the courage to break through the ground and resist the wind and snow, the future of seeds is not much better than that of fallen leaves.
47. Today is Valentine's Day, but what does it have to do with me? It has always been Valentine's Day without a lover.
48. I hear the sound of time disappearing in the wind.
49. Why do we still have so many reasons to buy from buy buy? Because! For! Yes! That's great. Hui! Ah!
Just because someone doesn't love you as you wish, doesn't mean you are not loved with all his/her being.
5 1. Double 1 1 can't submit a refund application on the same day, so think twice before you chop hands.
52. What are you talking about? Is the game not good? Still can't spend a month's living expenses? The show is not good.
53. Loneliness, but not loneliness, is a transcendental realm. I like to enjoy a person's quiet, like the feeling of detachment.
54. You can only dream when you sleep, and you can only realize your dreams if you work hard.
55. Thanks to Ma Yun, no one asked me this on this day. Did single dog take off the bill? Instead, he asked me what I bought.
Pay attention to your habit, it will become your character.
57. Interesting singleness is better than casual love.
58. Don't limit human love, but yearn for the universe.
59. Are you coming or not, big brother?
60. Do you need a light bulb on New Year's Eve? It doesn't matter whether you eat or not, mainly because you want to see love up close.
How to send a circle of friends on Valentine's Day?
1, Spring Festival has passed, and Valentine's Day is coming soon! One abuses life, the other abuses familiarity, the third abuses habit, and the habit becomes nature [smile]. 2. The first day of work in the New Year is Sunday and Valentine's Day, which indicates that the year of dog abuse has begun again.
3. For those who want to marry me in the future, please do less things that are sorry for me on Valentine's Day. Thank you!
Please single people don't eat chocolate today.
Since I was single, I told my mother: Don't worry, there is always someone waiting for me, and I don't want to make do. My mother: Yes, the devil is waiting for you ~
6. Don't ask me out on Valentine's Day. I'm busy. I want to sell flowers during the day and condoms at night. Early in the morning, I have to squat in front of the hotel to sell medicine. In a week, I will sell pregnancy test sticks. A month later, I will advertise painless abortion. Then after the operation, I will sell health care products and be the general manager and CEO. I want to marry Gao Fushuai and reach the peak of my life! I'm a little excited to think about it! [Smile] [Smile] [Smile].
7. On Valentine's Day, I will play for a whole day, and I will eliminate a couple as a couple.
My room is full of Valentine's gifts. I'm not Gao Fushuai, I'm just a lazy tour guide.
9. Valentine's Day is coming. Single friends, hurry to the supermarket and quietly put a note in each box of chocolates: let's break up!
10, Valentine's Day, hire two children. When you meet a man, call him dad. When you meet a woman, call your mother. If you can tell a pair, it's a pair.
1 1. You are my rice. I can't move without you. Without you, my photos are not romantic. On Valentine's Day, I want to say: You are my greatest attachment in this life, and my life will be wonderful because of you.
12, gently send you a kiss, let the news go, kiss your eyes; Let the breeze come and kiss your cheek; Let the stream come and kiss on your hand; Let go of my heart, my heart is connected, kiss on your heart, sweet in your heart, Valentine's Day kiss, kiss my baby.
13, I don't think you are a qualified friend. You'd better change careers and be my wife!
14, the collision between heart and heart ignited the crackling sparks of the branches of the Spring Festival, and we walked into the world of spring hand in hand.
15, if feelings are desert, you are the green realm I yearn for; If love is a forest, you are the tree I rely on; If feelings are watching, you are the mountain I am waiting for. , Green Valentine's Day; Happy holidays, baby!
16, Rose, yours; Chocolate, yours; Diamond ring, yours; You, mine.
17, an eggplant froze many good memories, and a click recorded my love for you. Yes, it's an indelible memory. May your album be Valentine's Day, and happiness will always be the title song.
18, a photo evokes homesickness, faint memories, sweet moments, deep thoughts and happy company; Deep expectation, happy life, photos of Valentine's Day, may our true feelings continue and be happy forever!
19, you can see my sight, but you can't miss me; You cannot leave my side, but you cannot leave my heart; You can run away from my feelings, but you can't run away from my memory. Silver Valentine's Day, I miss you in my heart.
20. Hurting you is my specialty; Spoiling you is my advantage; Loving you is my wish; Cherishing you is my vow in this life! Rose Valentine's Day, I send you a bunch of roses to express my love: I love you all my life, with all my heart!
2 1, parents, please note that if your daughter, February 14, has her hair done, has a deep V-shaped chest and wears perfume. Needless to guess, they all went on a date. Please lock the doors and windows at home that day and confiscate the child's mobile phone. Ignoring subtle movements may give you a grandson. If you are not at ease, please put your daughter in my house for one night. You're welcome. Please call me Lei Feng ~
22, Valentine's Day or something, too vulgar, just want to find someone to spend the Lantern Festival with.
23. Valentine's Day is coming. Welcome friends to invite me to be a third wheel to take care of the meal. I will shut up and tell jokes when the atmosphere is awkward.
24, Valentine's Day is to keep prostitutes at home and not let her go out! It is a lie to say that the teacher told 13 to go back to school!
25. After so many years, we can finally have a festival on February 14. . . . . . How do you say jiaozi with stuffing is delicious? ~
26. Four years ago, on Valentine's Day in February 14, I went to the clothing store alone. I was received by three girls my age. When I was picking out clothes, they chatted and said that they had never received flowers since they were so big. Then after I bought clothes, I found a stall nearby and bought them three flowers. They were surprised ~ I was happy to see them ~ I felt very happy in my heart ~
27. Diaosi: Alas, I have to spend this Valentine's Day alone. Goddess: No, you won't be alone this year! Diaosi nu: Am I not alone? Am I a pig? . Deserve to be single for life!
28. My future one: Thank you for not doing anything wrong to me today.
29. Q: What if you don't have a lover on Valentine's Day? God replied: There are no dead people in Tomb-Sweeping Day's family. How many people will be killed?
30. Valentine's Day is coming. I'm going to reserve a seat in a restaurant run by a friend of mine. I called and the front desk answered the phone: Brother Liu, no problem. Anyway, 14, I'll adjust a seat for you. I said, I'm not alone. Please reserve a box for me. Just after that, I heard my friend yelling: Did my uncle and aunt come to see you during the Lantern Festival? Come straight! I will give you a spacious private room.
3 1, I won't forget your message, I will remember your words, your greetings will always be in my heart, your blessings will never be forgotten, and I will have a silver Valentine's Day. I am lonely, thinking of you, and I will never forget you all my life.
32, Valentine's Day, send you four lovers: open emotional people, bring you happy feelings; Good luck lover, bring you everything you want; A successful lover brings you a bright future; A healthy lover brings you infinite happiness!
33. Joy is in the grassland, holding hands under the moon. Holding flowers for your lover, natural beauty is beautiful for you. I am your green leaf forever, and you are the flower that blooms forever. Spring, summer, autumn and winter do not separate, and the flowers and leaves wither into mud. Green Valentine's Day: Love each other.
34. If anyone shows love in front of me on Valentine's Day, I will take a screenshot. When you get married, the object is not you now, I will print out the photos and put them in a red envelope.
35. I just opened the window and saw a couple downstairs giving each other chocolates. I poured a bucket of water and sang songs for them. I heard that chocolate and music are more suitable when it rains.
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