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All in all, what was the craziest thing you did as a child?
I remember when I was in fifth grade, my mother raised 800 ducks, and then she went to the field to release them every day. There are so many ducks that it is impossible to say that they are all fed. Ducks fed with feed will not be delicious or sell well when they grow up.
When my mother released the ducks that day, she drove them to the field, and my sister and I watched, as long as the ducks got together to eat the scattered rice in the field and didn't run around. My sister and I have been squatting on the ridge to watch ducks, but time has passed little by little, it's noon, and my mother hasn't come to call us home for dinner yet.
I was really hungry at that time, so I told my sister, otherwise, let's steal sweet potatoes together! After a period of ideological struggle, we finally decided to steal sweet potatoes together. At that time, the sweet potato field was close to where the ducks were. We ran to the sweet potato field together to plane the sweet potato.
At that time, there were no tools for planing sweet potatoes. There are all kinds of weeds and the like beside the ground, and there is no hard trunk. We have no choice. We must dig by hand. But just after the sweet potato was deducted by half, we found someone mowing the grass on the ridge over there. We were particularly afraid of being caught, and then my sister ran away. I looked at the planed sweet potato and couldn't bear to leave. Finally, I kicked the sweet potato crazily, trying to kick it out. I can really say that heaven rewards diligence. After some efforts, I finally kicked out an extra-large sweet potato and ran towards my sister with it.
I didn't feel my feet hurt until I ran to my sister crazily. It turned out that my sole fell off during kicking sweet potato, and I ran barefoot in the field for such a long time. But the result is still good, because I got the sweet potato as I wished. At that time, my sister and I took big sweet potatoes and washed them in the ditch beside the field and shared them! Don't say that sweet potatoes are really full. At that time, my sister and I had a good time after eating sweet potatoes.
I was surprised myself, why the soles of my shoes fell off when I kicked a sweet potato. Is the quality of shoes not good, or am I really trying too hard? My sister and I were laughing at each other barefoot, and we were both a little scared. Because my mother has always taught us not to steal from others, and stealing has also stolen us both and damaged our shoes!
Sure enough, as I expected, I was scolded by my mother when I came home to cross the truth. Later, when I grew up, I thought it was incredible that a girl could do such a crazy thing.
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