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Headline "The Current Situation of Internet Celebrity Stores Say They Are Very Popular"

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Friends who have watched "Mars Intelligence Agency" must remember that there was an episode about late-night snacks. As a representative, Joker Xue recalled a late-night snack experience with Zhu Zhen and Li Chen: three people He called on fans on Weibo to eat the famous fried pork chop, but in the end only two fans showed up. Xue Zhiqian took this to express his feelings about his past.

Later on, some people on the Internet speculated where the store Joker Xue was talking about was located. Although there was no definite answer, some people used this to pull out a string of "Internet celebrity" store names, calling them "Must Eat in Shanghai" , "Can't buy it too late" and other labels, while advertising the name of the store, it also confirms its status as Shanghai gourmet KOL.

So the author also wanted to see if what the internet celebrity said was right, and wouldn’t it be nice to be able to eat a lot in the name of work?

First of all, search online. The keywords must be "Shanghai" and "a must-eat for all gourmets".

Collect them all and read them carefully. I saw a shop and introduced it with the following vocabulary:

Looking at the picture, you can see the busy scene. It seems that you can be convinced of the deliciousness of the food in the store without looking at the dishes. However, the article will certainly not be missing the dish combinations because of this. In the picture, the professionally lit dishes sparkle and make you want to eat. So before the meal arrived, I went to the scene early.

As a result, the author arrived at the scene and saw that there was nothing left to eat. He ordered a bowl of noodles and tried hard to deceive himself that "this is gourmet food", "this is gourmet food" and "this is gourmet food", but he still couldn't hide the "mediocre taste" "Facts. One thing to say is that the dishes are indeed good at this price, but they are just "good" and not amazing. They are very suitable for filling the stomach, but they are not really "enjoyable food". degree.

Unwilling to give in, I waited until the meal was served and insisted that the bowl of noodles I bought would be worth the price if people were rushing to grab it.

As a result, by one o'clock in the afternoon, the lunch market had passed, and there were still few visitors, so we could only go home in frustration.

Open your phone and continue searching for food, return to your original intention, and find a fried pork cutlet restaurant.

The "Old Secrets" on the Internet specifically stated that this shop opens at 4pm, has a great temper, and only sells out the pork chops. Seeing such a "fashionable" store introduction, I convinced myself: In any fly restaurant in the city, the more grumpy the owner is, the better the food in the store is? I prepared myself mentally and got up again to go to the queue that I had always dreamed of.

The location is in the outer ring. After taking the subway for more than ten stops, I had to ride a free bicycle for five minutes after getting off the subway. Finally, I saw the Internet celebrity store of my dreams.

It’s okay, I ate the limited-supply fried pork cutlet faster, but I felt that it was too much breaded. I ate a mouthful of hair, and the sauce of the fried pork cutlet was worthy of its 7 yuan positioning. Facing the messy dining environment, I didn’t have the courage to fool myself anymore, so I asked the proprietress directly, “I heard that your business is very good. I heard that there are many people queuing up. Why didn’t you see it?”

The lady boss said with a smile, "Yes, yes, there are a lot of people there between 10 and 11 in the morning. If you arrive late, you will have to wait for a long time." I was shocked, didn't it say that it only opens at 4 in the afternoon? When I asked again, the landlady said, "It's okay, the door opens at 9 a.m."

Not convinced, the fried pork chop I bought must be approved by someone, otherwise wouldn't the five minutes of riding the bicycle be in vain? ? Early the next morning, I set out on the road angrily, expecting to see thousands of cars rushing towards the tonkatsu shop as soon as I left the station, but as expected, I failed again.

With only three things to do, I opened my favorites again and locked in a scallion pancake shop not far from the company. I learned a lesson this time and made sure the photo was a distant view, so the queue must be at least 5 meters long.

When we arrived at the entrance of the store, it was 11:30 in the morning, but there was still no one in sight. It's not the old man in the photo who is flipping pancakes in the store, but a young man, and a girl next to him is responsible for collecting money, and the two are chatting.

I stepped forward and asked for a scallion pancake. It has a moderate texture, not greasy and not greasy. It is a snack that truly meets the positioning of gourmet food.

So I continued to shamelessly stand in front of the store and asked, "Are you so lucky today? Why did you get it without queuing up?" The boy smiled shyly, and the girl quickly answered, "At three o'clock in the afternoon, There was a long queue at three o'clock in the afternoon. Fortunately, you came at the right time, otherwise you would have had to wait for a long time. "I thought to myself, I might as well do it again.

At three o'clock in the afternoon, I came to the door of the store again. The familiar boy, the familiar girl, and three more people were at the door. There were two people taking photos non-stop. They probably came here after reading the post. The other person asked for scallion pancakes with great interest. He heard the girl say from a distance, "You guys are here by chance. We are queuing up during lunch time." I’m getting older.”

I stood in the crowd in a daze, and for a moment I seemed to think that I was trapped in a wormhole, repeatedly in the vortex of time.

When I got home, the author was confused as to why I never met people. Could it be that I was Conan? Wherever you go, no one is there? Of course not, I can only accept the hard-to-accept truth: I was deceived by an advertising post that looked like an experience post.

Today, with the serious homogeneity of meals, it seems that only gimmicks and crowds can make more profits. In essence, it is still a "comparison to shouting" model, but now the shouting seems to be more neutral. , let alone being unable to distinguish between sincerity and advertising. After all, you can't eat or smell the food in the post, so you can only talk about abortion, convince you with public approval, and force you to hypnotize yourself again when you get to the scene.