Classic sentences that satirize men

1. As long as you look up, the ozone layer will be broken.

If you want to find a girlfriend, you have to go to the zoo or even leave the earth.

I want to emigrate to Mars and leave you.

I don't want to break your heart. Go to the zoo and see if there is a job suitable for you. If you run around the street like this, it's easy for the police to shoot you.

Find a beautiful one when you are young, a hardworking one when you get married, a rich one after divorce, and a ghost when you die.

6. You are a fauvism!

7. You haven't fully evolved. It's really hard for you to be an elephant man.

8. Do you look like a pig? That's an insult to pigs.

9, brain damage is not terrible, terrible is brain damage!

10, male, always smiling, eyes discharging, either disgusting or cheating! Women are rich, thin-chested and coquettish. They either take out your wallet or give you a black knife. These days, you are a monster and a banshee. Be careful!

1 1, I looked at him sadly and said, "Can surgery be cured?"

12, fooling around, doing well is called love; Well done, it is called marriage; Sexual apathy, doing well is called strict chastity; Impotence, if hidden well, is called waiting for death.

13, I have been friends with you for so long, and you have always cared about me, but I often give you trouble. I really don't know how to answer you. Therefore, in the next life, if you are a cow and a horse, I will definitely pull weeds for you to eat. 14, brother, can you lower the resolution of the face?

15, looks innocent, looks sorry for the people and the party.

16, it looks very sci-fi and abstract!

17, don't follow me, I don't want to be your pioneer; And don't walk in front of me. I don't want to be a follower.

18, MMD, I have never seen anything so archaeological.