Funny sentences about drying cats in a circle of friends

I can't grab a cat, cat food or a cat's nest, but courage is not necessary, because courage is my own.

2. Cats are loose and unstable. Disappeared and confusing.

I finally know why men like to keep cats. When you get home, these two little things will hurt when they lie on you.

There is a little girl downstairs in my house who has a lovely kitten. This kitten has long white hair. On its round head, it has a pair of ears like a small steeple. Below the ear are a pair of bright big eyes, and the black pupils will change; Morning is like jujube pit; It becomes a thin line at noon; At night, it becomes two green bulbs, round.

This kitten has a keen sense of smell. It can smell even the slightest fishy smell.

6. I found that the more I like it, the more I learn to indulge, which is the opposite of control! I have a problem with cats, but I can't bear to have them. I'm afraid I can't raise it well, and I'm afraid it will leave me when it gets old!

7. Kittens often lose their temper in the middle of the night. Their blue eyes are like bright pearls, and their claws are dangling and scratching. When they are excited, they growl twice.

8. There is no sweet copy, only a sweet kitten.

9. The great charm of a cat lies in its arrogant personality, careless attitude towards responsibility and aversion to honesty in return.

10. The newborn kitten, with closed eyes and thin voice, looks like a crawling meatball.

1 1. Not every day, but there is a little beauty waiting for you every day.

12. The years are quiet, just because there are meows.

13. They said, Don't ask why we live, you can only think about why we live. Your life has been chosen since it appeared.

14. I am patting the ball, aiming at the opportunity, rushing at me quickly, biting it, taking my ball away, taking it back to its nest, and holding it tightly with my claws, lest I take it away.

15. Animals are spiritual and different from plants. If you are lonely, it will accompany you. On a sunny afternoon, curl up in your arms.

16. Many people keep cats at home because cats are cute. Cats are not very big, but cats are very likable. In the morning, the kitten licks its claws with its tongue, and then wipes its face with its claws. It is really cute.

17. I like cats and rabbits too much. I think the only thing that can make me happy in this world is keeping cats and rabbits.

18. I like kittens because they are cute. The kitten has black and white fur and green eyes, shining like two emeralds.

19. I woke up and saw the cat's ass. My youth is so miserable.

20. Kittens have small eyes, red eyes and gray eyes. There was an old man's eyes, which gradually lost their luster and were dull. Grandma has a lively and lovely Xiaohua Mall. Her eyes are round, there is a triangular mouth under her small nose, there are beautiful eight-shaped beards on both sides of her small mouth, and two pointed ears stand on her round head, which looks particularly proud.

Funny sentences about drying cats in friends circle 2 2 1. Although Mr. Ha and I have been together for two years and two months, I still want to say that it is really happy to have a cat!

22. When I have money, I will set up a cat fund for patients with severe depression. Let those who need company have cats rolling around, so as to get rid of the spirit of family of origin.

23. My family used to have a lively and lovely cat. Its body is mainly black and there are some white hairs on its back. White and black match each other, which is very bright. The kitten has a pair of sparkling eyes on its small and exquisite face, a long and hard beard on both sides of its triangular mouth, and a slender tail with great momentum when walking. Its four claws are particularly sharp and are specially used to catch mice.

24. When the kitten found the sly mouse, its hair suddenly stood on end, only to see its front body raised, its cat's back hunched, its tail lying on the ground, its hind feet touching the ground, and its eyes staring intently at the mouse.

At first, I thought I had a dog. Later, I found out that there was an extra family.

26. I suddenly burst into tears, thanking Uncle Cat for accompanying me over the years, and also thanking the people who updated Uncle Cat's status in Weibo.

27. Although kittens are playful, they are meticulous in catching mice. It crouched beside the mouse hole for hours, waiting for the mouse to come out. Every time it catches a mouse, it has a good meal. I will also laugh at …

28. A cat is furry, warm and gentle, and it has another name-companionship. I always feel that people who like to keep cats bring their own gentle attributes.

29. This kitten is very cute. It has big eyes like water crystal balls, and its fur is very beautiful: if it is made into a ball, it will look like a small snowball. This kitten is very naughty. Whenever someone rings the doorbell, it will run to the door and scream three times.

30. Cats are really human beings and can sense my emotions.

3 1. Whenever night falls, Xiaohua Mall looks particularly energetic. He stared at the mouse's door with big round eyes and waited quietly. When the target appears, the kitten will pounce on it and catch it, and then have a good meal.

32. The cat sleeps for half a day. Cats sleep for 14- 15 hours, and some cats sleep for more than 20 hours, so cats are called "lazy cats".

33. There is a kitten in my house. Its hair is white and flawless, like a white cloud.

34. The cat's eye is a bottomless lake.

Hairy children are a part of our life, but we are their world. We must cherish this gentleness and healing.

36. My kitten has a long and round body, brown hair and a beautiful belly.

37. Cat lovers are waiting for me outside the door. I want to go out. Hey hey, please let me out! I want it.

38. When I first arrived at my house, I was as fat as a meatball. Because we were not familiar with each other at that time, we often hid under the bed. We can hardly see its shadow except eating out. After a period of careful feeding, the kitten has gradually become familiar with us. It is no longer hiding as before, but now dares to "play" with us boldly.

39. When I play with my cat, how do I know whether it borrows me to kill time or I borrow it to kill time?

40. cats do not provide services; They only offer themselves.

Humor of drying cats in friends circle

Humor of drying cats in friends circle: 1. It is more difficult to meet a cat than a bosom friend. A cat will let you touch its fur.

Didn't you notice that there are some cat toys in the house? It seems that they haven't played enough.

The newborn kitten, with closed eyes, thin voice and naked body, looks like a crawling meatball.

The kitten is wearing a black and white coat. It has a pair of sensitive ears and big watery eyes. It has a thick meat pad under its feet, and it walks quietly, so mice are afraid of it.

I want a cat. Soft meowing will rub your little baby. Who doesn't like it? Just hug them when you are bored.

Please help me clean a cat basin, it's a little dirty.

7. The cat is the best alarm clock.

8. Hello! Lovely bird, don't be afraid! Fly to me!

9. When you are lonely and in trouble, you always help me and accompany me.

10. I often like to lean against the window alone, enjoy the warm sunshine, and watch the cat play alone in the sunshine, which feels very comfortable and elegant.

1 1. I want to live alone, have a cat, write, read, travel, do what I like, and have a dream.

12. The kitten's four claws are as fast as knives. If you hold them in your hand, you will leave a few white marks.

13. Keeping a dog is to not be lonely, and keeping a cat is to be lonely and more refined.

14. You are not like a kitten, but like a good friend who accompanies me.

15. The days with cats temporarily eased the pain of not having a cat before. I haven't seen you for a few days now, and my fingers are a little itchy.

16. The kitten's bright eyes are like two small black light bulbs, flashing and flashing.

17. Whenever eating fish, the kitten will meow, as if to say: Master, please eat a little. "So, have to give it to eat, would rather not eat, also want to let the kitten eat.

18. This kitten is very cute. It has big eyes like a crystal ball, and its fur is very beautiful: if you let it ball up, it looks like a small snowball. This kitten is very naughty. Whenever someone rings the doorbell, it will run to the door and scream three times.

19. When I have money, I will set up a cat fund for patients with severe depression. Let those who need company have cats rolling around, so as to get rid of the spirit of family of origin.

20. Cats are really human beings and can sense my emotions.

Humor about drying cats in friends circle Part II 2 1. The long tail of a little black cat is like a small whip, swinging from side to side.

22. A lovely cat must have something lovely.

23. I like cats because I love my family. Gradually, the cat became the tangible soul of my family.

24. There is a lazy kitten who doesn't like to walk. She always likes lying on the sofa and eating meat.

25. Lovely cat, warm happiness.

26. I like my present life. It's simple. I have a cat. I don't need to envy others or have too many friends.

27. There is a little girl downstairs in my house who has a lovely kitten. This kitten has long white hair. On its round head, it has a pair of ears like a small steeple. Below the ear are a pair of bright big eyes, and the black pupils will change; Morning is like jujube pit; It becomes a thin line at noon; At night, it becomes two green bulbs, round.

28. A cat is like a night's sleep. Only if you don't take it to heart, it will take the initiative to find you.

29. I hope cuteness can cure you. If one doesn't work, then two.

30. Kittens also like to do sports! It somersaults in the flowerpot for a while, climbs the tree and swings on the tree for a while, and it is not afraid of falling. Even if it falls, the kitten is not afraid. I often train her to walk on two legs. If she walks well, she will get the fish. If she doesn't walk well, she will be allowed to walk again. Kittens often cry about it.

3 1. Mimi always touches my little feet when she is hungry, as if to say, "Master, I am so hungry, can I have something to eat?" I feed Mimi fish. I saw Mimi jumping on the wall, but Mimi grabbed the rope again. I asked my father why Mimi grabbed the rope. Dad says Mimi is learning skills.

32. Kittens like to chew shoes and sleep in them. As soon as it sees the shoes, it will try to stick its head in. What if it can't get in? Chew! Chewed and drilled, so the kitten chewed and drilled, and a shoe was chewed by the kitten. You see, our shoe cabinets are full of its masterpieces.

33. I am your world and you are my lover.

34. The kitten's body is so flexible that you can almost treat it as two cats. It's like playing with other cats' bodies, playing with the first half and the second half. It didn't realize that the tail was actually its own until you stepped on it.

35. A full-moon cat can't walk without milk. But I learned to be naughty, just like us naughty boys.

Although Teacher Ha and I have been together for two years and two months, I still want to say that I am so happy to have a cat!

37. Sometimes I really hope to find someone who is as disobedient to his real age as I am. It was hard to find, but soon, I found the cat, on which I could imagine my situation.

38. If there is a meow planet, it will look like this, fluffy and meaty.

39. Life is short. When you meet someone you like, you must seriously like them. Maybe you want to raise a cat with me in the future.

40. Cats can let you know what hard work is.

A collection of funny copywriting in a circle of friends, with a kitten.

The cat has five small meat pads under each of its four feet, so it walks very lightly.

I used to be afraid of cats, but now I love cats invincible.

Its hair is gray-black, and black stripes are scattered from the top of the head and concentrated on the nose like a flower.

When I play with my cat, how do I know whether it borrows me to kill time or I borrow it to kill time?

The cats shouted, It's getting dark. In the vast and free world, it is so dark. They are struggling in endless pain, living, occasionally fighting for food, occasionally looking for a partner, occasionally being countered by human beings, and occasionally having a good meal from contradictory creatures. They will also be tired, will look up at the immortal sparks hundreds of millions of light-years away, and will cry. It's dark, it's dark everywhere, but why can you always be so bright?

6. How lonely I am, probably because a person who doesn't like or even fear animals wants to keep a cat.

7. A friend said that if there is a cat at home, you can invite someone you like to say, "Do you want to lick the cat at my house?" Too sexy.

8. The biological cat is charming because it has a temperament that looks down on you no matter whether you are rich or poor.

9. It is more difficult to meet a cat than a bosom friend. A cat will let you touch its fur.

10. Be a cat in the next life, then wander, find a warm nest, and then settle in another place.

1 1. I have a kitten at home. It has black and white hair, a pair of small ears and a pair of round eyes that keep turning. The beards on both sides of the mouth are moving, so cute!

12. "Huahua" is chubby, with black and white fur, like velvet, with black patterns.

13. I like cats because I love my family. Gradually, the cat became the tangible soul of my family.

14. My uncle has a lively and lovely kitten. It is dressed in snow-white clothes, with sharp ears, sparkling eyes like two emeralds and a long tail, which is extremely arrogant.

15. Cats have thick and soft pads on the soles of their feet, so they walk quietly and silently, and will not scare away mice. There are sharp claws at the end of the toes, which can be extended and retracted at will. This makes it not only run like a fly on the flat ground, but also build houses, climb trees and climb over walls. Rats are forced to lose their souls and rarely escape bad luck.

16. If I can, I want to have a yard with all kinds of flowers I like, as well as cats, dogs and fish.

17. If there is an afterlife, I would like to be a cat, carefree, lying in the sunset and watching my life pass like this.

18. It's nice to curl up so lazily.

19. Cats are always chasing their tails, as if they can't forget the dust left in the past.

20. I didn't expect my kitten to be so cold. Give me some face.

The copy of the cat baby in the circle of friends is funny (Part II) 2 1. Don't look at me, look at me again, I'm afraid I can't help but buy dried fish for you again.

22. The cat has a long, thick tail, and the patterns on its back are dark yellow and light yellow, which are very beautiful together.

23. If the cat stares straight at the owner's face and barks loudly, it means that it is hungry; If it lengthens its voice in a coquetry way, it is not satisfied: after meeting the requirements, the aiming sound becomes smaller.

24. I suddenly burst into tears, thanking Uncle Cat for accompanying me over the years, and also thanking the people who updated Uncle Cat's status in Weibo.

25. Hello, my master says he can't afford me. Let me see how many fish I have left.

26. Diandian is a kitten in my family. I call it Diandian because its goose yellow fur is printed with many white spots of different shapes, which is very beautiful. It has a pair of round black eyes, shining like two black pearls.

27. It is really the happiest thing to go home every day with a cat. Bathing, eating and working will be close to me.

28. This flower cat has black spots on a white background. From a distance, it looks like a mass of white cotton with a few drops of ink on it.

29. My kitten has a long and round body, brown hair and a beautiful belly.

30. Cats have real emotional loyalty. Humans often hide their feelings for some reason, but cats don't.

3 1. Now I have a white cat with sky-blue eyes. In the dark, the pupil glows like a ruby, which is very cute and terrible.

32. Why do people around who like cats and who don't like cats have cats, but I don't?

33. Kittens have small eyes, red eyes and gray eyes. There was an old man's eyes, which gradually lost their luster and were dull. Grandma has a lively and lovely Xiaohua Mall. Her eyes are round, there is a triangular mouth under her small nose, there are beautiful eight-shaped beards on both sides of her small mouth, and two pointed ears stand on her round head, which looks particularly proud.

34. Our cat will jump from the third floor without hesitation when looking for love. Are people so brave?

Since I got a kitten, I will never feel lonely at home again.

36. "Meow ... Meow ..." My kitten dotes on me again. The kitten is cute, and its yellow hair is bright. Round eyes look bright. Cats' paws are usually hidden in the furry soles of their feet, and they only show their talents at critical moments. During the day, the kitten always lies beside my bed and sleeps squinting. No matter what you call it, it ignores it and is lazy. At night, it can come back to life: staring at two light bulbs, flashing bright light, looking around like a patrol. If the kitten is hungry, she sometimes rolls on the ground and wraps her tail around my feet and cries "Meow ……", showing a pathetic look. Sometimes I catch mice by myself, and most of the time I return with a full load, and occasionally I get nothing.

37. There is a little girl downstairs in my house who has a lovely kitten. This kitten has long white hair. On its round head, it has a pair of ears like a small steeple. Below the ear are a pair of bright big eyes, and the black pupils will change; Morning is like jujube pit; It becomes a thin line at noon; At night, it becomes two green bulbs, round.

38. Many people keep cats at home because cats are cute. Cats are not very big, but cats are very likable. In the morning, the kitten licks its claws with its tongue, and then wipes its face with its claws. It is really cute.

39. Animals are spiritual and different from plants. If you are lonely, it will accompany you. On a sunny afternoon, curl up in your arms.

40. Very clever. If the owner puts a circle on it, it will shrink up and shake it hard. First, shake it with its legs, then extend one leg forward, and then extend the other leg backward, and it will be out of the circle.

Forty articles about the mood of drying cats in a circle of friends

Talking about the mood of drying cats in friends circle (I) 1. If the cat stares straight at the owner's face and barks loudly, it means that it is hungry; If the voice is as long as coquetry, it is discontent: after the requirements are met, the aiming cry becomes smaller.

I saw a kitten on the road. It looks so cute! The whole body is yellow and hairy. It must feel very comfortable! Its ears are sharp like nails, its big round eyes are like grapes, and there are six beards on the side of its mouth. I think six beards add up to about the length of a short rope. Its tail is also very distinctive. It rolls up like an egg roll and has a pair of sharp claws on its feet.

I want to be alone in the corner, licking my wound like a cat.

Tigers rarely roar, and all the cats get together and meow.

I wish I could write something as mysterious as a cat.

6. That cute kitten has yellow hair and four white feet.

7. Cats have thick and soft pads on the soles of their feet, so they walk quietly and silently, and will not scare away mice. There are sharp claws at the end of the toes, which can be extended and retracted at will. This makes it not only run like a fly on the flat ground, but also build houses, climb trees and climb over walls. Rats are forced to lose their souls and rarely escape bad luck.

8. In the mottled time, the black cat peeped at your memories with amber eyes.

9. Beautiful things are like fragile porcelain. For them, the most dangerous thing is often not the cat running around the room, but the porcelain doesn't realize that it is fragile.

10. This kitten is very cute. It has big eyes like water crystal balls, and its fur is very beautiful: if it is made into a ball, it will look like a small snowball. This kitten is very naughty. Whenever someone rings the doorbell, it will run to the door and scream three times.

1 1. When you really want to give a stray kitten a home, in fact, at that time, what you need more is a hostess for your family!

12. It is my pet, but it is also my friend. Whenever I study life, it is always by my side.

13. Obesity is not your fault, it is your fault to eat too much and gain weight.

14. If there is an afterlife, I would like to be a cat, carefree, lying in the sunset and watching my life pass like this.

15. I can't grab a cat, cat food or a cat's nest, but I don't need to grab courage, because courage is my own.

16. I'd rather be a meowing kitten than a singer pretending to be affectionate.

17. My cat is too fat, too fat, and walks slowly, like an old woman with little feet. That face, with yellow on the left and yellow and white on the right, looks like a clown in Beijing opera. How ugly!

18. How lonely I am, probably a person who doesn't like or even fear animals and wants to keep a cat.

19. Grandma has a lovely black and white kitten. From a distance, it looks like a black and white "big pompon".

If my cat isn't there to meet me, heaven will never be heaven.

Talking about the feelings of sunbathing cats in a circle of friends (2)1. I often like to lean against the window and enjoy the warm sunshine. It is comfortable and elegant to watch the cat play alone in the sunshine.

22. I am still very happy when I encounter difficulties. He can have a cat all his life, and my shallow money will always be happy.

23. Be a cat in the next life, then wander, find a warm nest, and then settle in another place.

24. Suddenly, the kitten's ears trembled and her shining eyes aimed at the mouse in the corner.

25. Our cat will jump from the third floor without hesitation when looking for love. Are people so brave?

26. Cats are soft and weightless, which makes you think they will disappear. Sometimes I wonder if cats have only appearance but no substance.

27. Kittens love cleanliness and often clean their hair. Kittens love to lick their bodies and clean themselves in many cases. After dinner, it will wipe its beard with its front paws, lick its anus with its tongue after urinating, and lick its hair with its tongue after being held. This is the kitten removing the smell and dirt from her body.

28. He is usually a troublemaker. When he gave it to a little bone, he became a little baby.

29. I like kittens because they are cute. The kitten has black and white fur and green eyes, shining like two emeralds.

30. During the Spring Festival, a friend of my mother is going to throw her six-month-old baby into my house for foster care. It is estimated that she will throw it around 14, so that she can enjoy double pleasure by sucking cats?

3 1. The world asks me why cats are moody. I say cats are cats because they do whatever they want. The so-called follow one's inclinations is the true soul without hypocrisy. Don't talk, don't beg, don't flatter, cut a path for your own road and keep going. Even if you become a skeleton halfway, since you are on the glorious road, you don't need to regret it. This is why cats are so beautiful.

32. The meaning of a sentence lies in the listener's mind. It's often like a strange cat entering a room, and there is no sound at all. You didn't realize it existed until it called Miao.

I am sitting in a chair watching TV. The kitten crept up to me and stared at my little fluffy ball. I don't know anything. After more than ten minutes, the kitten finally could not help it. She reached out and touched the furry ball. The kitten's behavior scared me. I thought the kitten was going to catch me! It was a false alarm. I put the plush ball in front of the kitten, and the kitten touched it everywhere. The more it plays, the more excited it gets. I tried my best to bring the fluffy ball back to my "home"-when the kitten accidentally loosened the wool and rolled it into the "home", the kitten found out: How did the ball get smaller? That's weird. "Ha ha!" The kitten made me laugh.

The cat has five small meat pads under each of its four feet, which makes it walk quite lightly.

35. The cat's mind is simple. If you get up in the middle of the night and accidentally trip it, it will simply think that … you get up in the middle of the night just to kick its head.

36. Mother bought a Xiaohua Mall from the street. Its hair is white with a yellow pattern and there is a brown spot on its head.

37. I hope my cat is healthy and can accompany me for a long time.

38. It is more difficult to meet a cat than a bosom friend. A cat will let you touch its fur.

39. Sometimes I really hope to find someone who is as disobedient to his real age as I am. It was hard to find, but soon, I found the cat, on which I could imagine my situation.

40. When the kitten was playing, I dragged it around on the ground with a rope. The kitten saw it and shrank. When the thread was in front of its eyes, it suddenly held it still, and neither did the kitten. When the rope moves, the kitten moves with it, which makes people very happy.