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Tease a boy's earthy love story

First, I don't want to hit the south wall, I just want to hit the son in the chest. Second, money is a little tight recently, and I want to borrow your hand to hold it. Third, being a fairy is a little tired, and being your wife may be just right. Four, 365 days a year, I only love you for three days, yesterday, today and tomorrow. I only write three lines of the love letter I owe you, and I will make up for the rest of the romance with my whole life. 6. I like you. When I cover my mouth, it will come out of my eyes. 7. Everyone in this world can make do except you, but I don't want to make do. Without me before you, I am happy-go-lucky. After meeting you, I regard you as my guarantee. Nine, confirmed the eyes, I met the right person. Ten, if it weren't for loving you, how could I be upset? I miss you so much in every inexplicable day. I want to spoil you, hug you tightly, and prove to you that no matter how harsh the world is, I like you better. You are the one I want to show off to the world, but I don't have the heart to share it with anyone. Thirteen, after meeting you, the ideal is no longer to ride a horse and drink to the ends of the earth, but I will go home no matter how late. Fourteen, when I have long hair and waist, can a teenager marry me? The whole world can be yours, and you can only be mine. 16. I have countless attitudes towards this world. I only love you when I treat you. Seventeen, you are an old play I can't get enough of, and you are also a firework I can't see. Eighteen, I want to be bored with you, all day long. Whether it's love at first sight or love at first sight, I just like you anyway, and it's unreasonable. I want to wake up in the morning and see your staring eyes. I want to draw the outline along your nose. I want to be hugged by you. That feeling is really good! Twenty-one, put you in your arms and pockets, and don't want others to look at you better. Twenty-two, let's gradually become each other's Mr. Right and walk hand in hand through our spring, summer, autumn and winter. No matter how the world changes, as long as I can be with you, even if I am sad, I will shine. Twenty-four, my love for you will never die for a hundred years, never fail for a thousand years, and never die for ten thousand years. Teasing a boy's earthy love story 2 1, since I met you, I have often had a toothache. Why does it hurt? Because being with you is so sweet ... 2. What kind of mother will you be if you have children in the future? Super cute mom was wrong. You will be the mother of my child ... 3. Do you know why there are so many typhoons this year? I don't know, because I miss you crazy ... 4. Where are you now? At home, no, you are deep in my mind ... 5. Do you know the difference between me and a monk? What is the difference? Monks recite scriptures every day, and I recite you every day ... 6. When I think of how much I liked you yesterday, I am jealous today ... 7. I have to buy myself a compass. Why? Because as soon as I met you, I couldn't find the north; 8. I think we must all learn to swim. Why? Because we're going to fall in love! 9. I think I am a straight man. Why? Because I have always loved you; Advanced love stories 1. Send my name to your account book. How many days will it arrive? Stop chasing the bus and chase me. I walk slowly. I'm cute. I won't stop you whether others chase you or you chase others in the future. I will only trip you up with my foot and let you fall into my arms. It's not that nobody wants you, but nobody wants you. Don't let me see you, or I will like you once. I miss you very much at this time. Please take care of yourself for me. 7. Yes, I just like you hopelessly. What, not satisfied? You like me too! 8. Kiss the wind around you more, maybe one day it will blow in my face. 9. There is nothing to talk about with people like you, except falling in love. 10, since we can't be born together, we will suffer together for a lifetime. Recently, those sweetest and warmest earth love stories are really hot! In fact, many times, everyone will be very willing to tell some love stories with their partners. I believe everyone has heard of such a love story and wants to tell you a lifetime love story. It's really romantic In love, the happiest thing is to talk about love words and the like. Everyone is happy. Teasing a boy's earthy love story 3 1, let's break up. Why? Because I want to marry you. It is a great event that you met me today, a great event in your life. If our relationship is weak, add some sugar. 4. "Do you know what you look like now?" "Like what?" "Like the earth." "Why?" "Because you are attractive to me." 5. Do you know where my heart is? On the left, no, on your side. If I can see you at five o'clock, I will be happy from three o'clock. 7. Did you hear the thunder? Hang in there, ray! 8. Do you know what I like best? What? I like watching you in a daze. 9. All I need is someone who will fully protect me, avoid my panic and never give up on me anyway. 10, I want to walk and love, but there are many people. Later, I found out that I can't love while walking. You blocked the sea of people by yourself. 1 1. Listening to you say good night before going to bed every night is my simplest and lasting happiness. 12, I'll show you a magic trick. What have I done? I like you better. 13, that's what I am. I'm jealous, competitive, serious and bad-tempered, so please control me quickly, and I will only listen to you. 14, this is the back of my hand, this is my instep, and you are my baby. 15 Why did you hurt me? What did it do to you? I like you. 16, "Hey, do you know what it's like to have the wind pouring into your chest?" "No, I don't know, because it was you who came in." 17, "I want to change my look recently" "What look?" I can't do it without you. It looks good. 19, being with you is all you have, and love will last until you get used to it. 20. Have you gained weight recently? The weight in my heart is getting heavier and heavier. 2 1, your eyes are really beautiful, only suitable for me. 22. In fact, you are like a pig. Why? Because you are the apple of my eye. 23. 123 hit a person. I'm sorry I lost. Why? Because I have a crush. 24. You are acting very strange today. What happened? It looks good. 25. Once upon a time, the person in front of me was a sweetheart. In the future, my sweetheart will be a pillow person. The world will not be gentle with you, and God will not take special care of you, but I will. 26. "Are you tired?" "Not tired." "But you have been running in my heart all day." 27. I'm a little busy recently. Why are you busy liking you? 28. are you stupid Yes, Sarah, hey 29. There is a kind of fruit that is the sweetest in the world, called black pineapple. 30. Let's play wood games. Do not move. All right! I lost. Why? Because my heart rate is 3 1, guess what constellation I am. Pisces? Wrong, tailored for you. As long as I see your smile, the world is not so bad. 33.are you blind? Yes, I was blinded by your beauty. 34. I have super powers, and I like you very much. 35. Do you know what wine I like best? What wine and your everlasting.