Part-time worker’s sketch lines 3

Song: Let’s go!

Zhao: What?

Song: It hurts my self-esteem too much.

Zhao: Big sister, vest!

Song: Give it back to me, take it!

Zhao: (putting on Song’s vest) Can I wear it? You speak.

Song: What are you talking about?

Zhao: Just say, "This snake went into the water, and after a while I put on a vest and came up." speak! (Seeing Song snickering) The older girl is happy, hahahahahahaha.

Song: As for you, big brother, don’t you have a good sense of humor? Why does your son always say you are depressed?

Zhao: Tell the truth, big girl.

Song: Huh?

Zhao: So, I am in the countryside.

Song: Ah.

Zhao: I am in the countryside, and there are so many old men and women... there are so many brothers!

Song: Yeah.

Zhao: Then I am the focus.

Song: Huh?

Zhao: Later, my son wanted to be filial to me.

Song: Yeah.

Zhao: He makes some money in the city.

Song: Yeah.

Zhao: Just brought me to the city... Everything changed when I entered the city. No one talked or chatted.

Song: Stop talking, brother, I understand your situation very well. My analysis of the elderly is quite profound.

Zhao: Ah.

Song: I roughly divide the elderly into three types.

Zhao: (curious) Tell me!

Song: Emotional loss type, endocrine disorder type, Alzheimer's type.

Zhao: Which type do I belong to?

Song: You don’t belong to any of these three categories. You are the depressed type in the room.

Zhao: That’s right.

Song: Oh.

Zhao: It’s so frustrating in the house. I don’t know anyone when I come to the city.

Song: You said you were fine, so you went out for a walk, played chess, and danced Yangko.

Zhao: Don’t mention it.

Song: Huh?

Zhao: One day I couldn’t hold it in anymore, so I went for a walk on the street.

Song: Yeah.

Zhao: It is rare to see a group of big yangko dancers in the square.

Song: Yeah.

Zhao: I’m greedy for this.

Song: Twist it!

Zhao: I followed him in a daze, and as soon as I took two steps, three old men came over and wanted to beat me.

Song: Why that?

Zhao: I said that I was blind to that old lady.

Song: You said you don’t know the old lady, so why are you so indifferent to her?

Zhao: Impossible. I just did two moves when I was doing the big Yangko twist. I made a rang-dang-dang and a rang-dang-dang (twisted for a while)! Is this considered flying eyes?

Song: Isn’t this considered flying eyes? If your eyes were bigger, they would almost fly out!

Zhao: Ouch...

Song: You, you must be looking at the beauty of this old lady, right?

Zhao: Pull her down. If she was pretty, it would be worth the beating. Is she still pretty?

Song: Huh?

Zhao: The old lady is uglier than you; (hurriedly apologizes) Ah... No, I said, she is not as ugly as you... You are uglier than her!

...Big sister, I always hurt your self-esteem, you said...

Song: (helpless) Big brother, please stop talking.

Zhao: Huh?

Song: I can definitely tell what type you are.

Zhao: (curious) What type?

Song: You are definitely the type to look for trouble when nothing happens.

Zhao: Sister, speak your mind. I lived to be about sixty years old. When I entered the city, no one in my neighbors recognized me. Suddenly I became mute! I don’t know what to do...

Song: Just pull it down. Just leave your home and the whole network online.

Zhao: I haven’t fished for many years, how can I still have a net? So many years.

Song: I’m talking about computers and the Internet.

Zhao: The power grid?

Song: Yeah.

Zhao: Internet access on the computer?

Song: Computer Network.

Zhao: What network?

Song: The Internet.

Zhao: Hahaha. I understand, you are talking about high technology, the Internet allows online chatting.

Song: Yeah.

Zhao: OK! But the computer is... expensive!

Song: Your concept of consumption is not good. Look at me, I’m covered in famous brands!

Zhao: Ah.

Song: My shoes are from Adidas. Trousers, Pushkin's. Clothes, Clinton's. Belt, Yeltsin's! ...Look at me again, I use world-class brand-name cosmetics in my pocket.

Zhao: Ah.

Song: Whatever the famous American singer Madonna puts on her face, I put on my face.

Zhao: Who is Madonna?

Song: Don’t you know him? You must be familiar with her sister.

Zhao: Who?

Song: McDonald’s!

Zhao: (laughing) I’ve eaten it!

Song: I have this figure.

Zhao: Sister, I envy you so much.

Song: Famous brand, rich!

Zhao: (laughing) You are rich... I envy you so much. We haven't had any contact with each other today.

Song: Where?

Zhao: You will take me with you tomorrow...

Song: What are you doing?

Zhao: I will go with you. I will go out to work with you every day.

Song: You can’t.

Zhao: I don’t make money! Can I just have fun? You are the boss, and I am the one who does your job.

Song: Huh?

Zhao: In this case, I’ll carry a bag. (Start demonstration)

Song: What can you do?

Zhao: Look, specify the line. (Picks up the water glass) Why don’t you just take this glass? I am you and you are me.

Song: Ah.

Zhao: See if I can do it.

Song: What are you doing?

(Zhao goes out)