Give me a pillow and I can sleep for a century.

1, don't talk to me about feelings, it will hurt more money!

2, they are not suitable for each other and don't want to be together. I hope you can find someone who loves you more, and I hope you are happier!

If the teacher hadn't told me not to litter, I would have thrown you out.

4. The lovely me is long gone, and now I am more and more lovely.

Man, how time flies! You see, we have known each other for a whole year, which is 365 days short!

6. Say something quickly and praise me. A woman without talent is a virtue.

7. The two main reasons why you can't finish your homework are sitting next to you with a mobile phone in your hand.

8. Being a human being is tiring, otherwise how can you be called a human being?

9. It is not poverty that inhibits my imagination, but your temperament does not match.

10, today I saw a small character saying: Don't be so cheap as to rob someone else's boyfriend. I suddenly laughed.

1 1, a short ghost story: catching up on homework tonight.

12, life is like a vulgar French literary film, with no climax, no eroticism and no subtitles.

13, men and women should be equal, except of course married. Happy Valentine's Day on Tanabata!

14, be happy and do evil, be happy in the world.

15, Tanabata, playing pranks in the street, breaking up a couple is a couple.

16, if you want to talk about a good love, you are not shocked or moved, and you are willing to win a person's heart, which is the greatest happiness in this life.

18, the boss has a super sweet love.

19, I just bought clothes, and I don't want to take them off when I put them on, whether I wash them or not.

20. I have a great talent for drawing four unlike pictures, because everything I draw is like four unlike pictures.

2 1, I said in the mirror; Mirror, mirror, am I the most beautiful person in the world? The mirror is broken.

22. You are also called the Dong Fangbubai of China rap.

23. What city people are pretending? Now the earth is called a village.

24. Don't call me a house girl, please call me Madame Curie!

I hope my pocket money can travel around the world like fragrant milk tea.

26. I will never get tired if I take the initiative. I'm afraid that one day you will get bored.

27. I don't understand the behavior of many men who try their best to hide their private money. Why can't you have a girlfriend like me?

28. From now on, apply for two deductions and leave them for future children's papers, so that they can show off their achievements with friends.

29. Getting rich is the dream of every office worker. Being in a daze is the wish of every office worker. There must be a great woman behind a successful man, and a group of unlucky employees behind a successful boss.

30, it's a little cute to go out, and it's a dish to come back.

32. Really loving someone hurts my purest heart, and my love is gone.

Give me a pillow and I can sleep for a century.

34. The Chinese New Year will be celebrated in a few days. Looking back on the last Spring Festival, it seems like yesterday. Xie Zuoyi. com.

35. The mother said to her daughter: You should be obedient. Every time you make mom angry, mom grows a white hair. Daughter: Oh, no wonder grandma's hair is all white.

36. My wound can't heal. I still miss you because my heart hurts so much that I can't breathe.

37. When going out, please remember: Be sure to return Niu B to Niu!

38. You must play a the glory of the king before going to bed. You can't sleep if you lose.

39. If you are well, it will be sunny. But it has been raining heavily for a week. You won't die.