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Talking about the mood of food

1, sorry we are not suitable, the only thing I can put down in my life is chopsticks.

2. The most healing thing in the world, the first is food, and the second is words.

3. Drink light wine first, then hard liquor, which is the correct drinking order.

4, you conquer the world, I just want to conquer a person's stomach and heart.

Most foods are fission wonders produced by the collision of different ingredients.

6. Why do experts recommend that you eat seven points full for dinner and three points full for supper?

7. Life is not only immediate, but also hot pot, barbecue and mala Tang on the street.

8, even if BIGBANG, it still can't stop me from eating enough, and my stomach hurts!

9. Eat delicious food in your stomach and keep lovely people in your heart.

10, nothing can't be solved by one meal. If so, have another meal!

1 1, please yourself is the king of life, today's fruit fishing arrangement.

12, meet thousands of kinds of food, meet thousands of people, and know and cherish thousands of lives.

13. Unique cuisine can only be achieved in areas that cannot be replicated.

14, what you like, long-running boiled red beans, what I want is to travel all over the world.

15, whether you are doing well or not is unknown to others, but everyone knows when you are fat.

16. For a foodie, the person you like is as important as the food.

17, if you want to hug me, please tell me in advance, and I'll have my abdomen closed.

18, life gave me a bag of hot pot bottom material, and I want to turn it into a boiling hot pot.

19, original flavor, rich meat, delicious and juicy, pure taste, tender and juicy.

If you want to invite me to dinner, don't ask me if I want to, please take me directly!

2 1, you can never wake a person who is pretending to sleep, but hot pot can.

Everything will be over, but if you invite me, I can stay with you for a while.

23. Snow foam and milk flowers float in the afternoon, and Aisun tries spring vegetables. Human taste is pure happiness.

Time flies, don't let it pass in vain, at least catch some fish from it.

25. Life needs a little sweetness, and you have a sweet freshness that is being passed on.

26. I have been rebellious since I was a child. I only listened to what my family said. It is a blessing to eat.

27. Eating goods dares to face the thick thighs and dare to challenge the bulging abdomen.

28, how cute the chin is, so I'm not a double chin, but a pair of cute ones.

29. My dream is to live in a gourmet village, eat all the food every day and talk endlessly every night.

30. Too much milk tea is boring. Three cups in the morning, noon and evening are just right.

3 1, I can eat, which doesn't mean I'm a foodie, but it means I'm good at raising and coaxing.

32. I want to walk through the spring flowers and autumn moon, summer nights and winter snows, and taste the emblems of Sichuan, Fujian, Hunan, Zhejiang, Shandong, Jiangsu and Guangdong.

33. Folk food, hidden in the alley, smells all over the street.

34. Frying and boiling are both ways to make it delicious, so be full of hope for life.

I have a dream that one day all hotels in the world will be free.

36. Why do experts suggest eating seven points full for dinner, because the other three points should be eaten as a midnight snack?

On the train last summer, no girl was late, but some people were overweight.

38. I have lost my appetite recently by watching others drying food. Is it related to diet control?

39. The lobster on your plate was carefully selected from the Australian coastline.

40. Even the simplest food has its own soul, and there are many flavors in life that cannot be copied.

4 1, you can't wake a person who pretends to sleep, but you can easily wake a foodie.

I can't describe how delicious this fish is. It's so delicious that I'm about to cry.

43. What is courage? I know I'll get fat after eating this meal, but I'm still going ahead.

44. Nothing can't be solved by a barbecue. If there is, then two meals.

It is said that this is a state of overeating. Enjoy your mouth, but want to be thin in your heart.

46. When you mention a city, you only think of the food there. This is the meaning of gourmet travel.

47. On the dining table in summer, always write green food to wake up the taste buds.

48. Smell it. That's great. Take a bite and the juice will be fragrant. This beef is absolutely delicious!

49, the more you eat, the more delicious you are, and you can't listen. Healthy barbecue is fashionable and delicious.

Eating only three meals a day is like abusing yourself. Four meals are normal and five meals are satisfied.

5 1, staying up late is harmful to your health, so you will eat a snack every time you sleep late.

52. Others will be full after two bites. You can still eat two bites when you are full.

53, autumn and winter tonic, full of sauce beef, four pounds is not enough to eat.

54. Eat greasy food first, then light food. This is the correct order of eating.

55. Eating food is kind, because I just want to eat every day and have no time to calculate others.

56. I feel that the sky is falling, or I will be hungry every day.

As long as you are fat enough, no matter how hard you study, you want to order more.

58, barbecue by the sea, while watching the sea, while enjoying the food, probably the fun of life is like this.

59. The little dragon girl wears a flowered apron, cooks and washes vegetables in the same way, and fireworks are rampant.

60. In the daily triviality, we always have to think of some unusual tricks.

6 1, no bamboo makes people vulgar, no meat makes people thin. Not rotten or thin, bamboo shoots and braised pork.

62. The last thing I want to do is cooking. I love myself and you're welcome.

63. A person always feels lonely when eating, but not when eating snacks.

64. Animals eat feed, so do people, but only smart people know the art of eating.

65. The more painful the day, the more you have to make beautiful and delicious things and deceive yourself.

66. Stay with me. At least I love you more than others.

67, the ultimate food, always hidden in the right season, not too early or too late.

68. Everything has to end. If it's your treat, I'll accompany you for a while.

69. Life is too short to be worthy of the original lineage.

70. The reason why I eat myself so roundly is to prevent others from looking down on me.

7 1, the reason for being fat is probably that my thin body can't hold my great personality.

72. Only when you eat will you feel that you are the happiest person.

73. There are two me in the world, one is eating delicious food, and the other is really trying to lose weight.

74. Losing weight is not that easy. Every piece of meat on my body has its temper.

75. It's time for optimism. The world has four seasons and distant places, as well as hot pot and ideals.

76. The universe is meaningful because of the existence of life. All life needs to absorb nutrients.

77. A bowl of noodles warms people's hearts. A sweet egg dissolves all troubles.

78. Whose mouth can't stop eating? Oh, it's me.

79. The idea of eating food is to eat more if it is delicious, and eat more if it is not delicious.

80, the mood is a bit bad, hot pot is spicy; Life is a bit bitter, have a hairy belly.

8 1, people who love to cook breakfast are best at being late for work.

82, a bowl of vegetarian noodles, without any luxury ingredients, just like life, plain is the real taste.

83. My dream is to live in Shijiazhuang, eat whole foods every day and leave vegetables every night.

84. I used to like black, white and gray, but now I like bright colors. People are not old, and their mouths are hard.