Those pronouns about dogs

I don't love dogs, but I love a dog-Mr. Ben. He has thousands of shortcomings: infatuation, playfulness, greed and meanness. ...

Delicious dog: the word "good" here should be four tones, which refers to hobbies and hobbies, so dogs should be greedy. Whether it is edible or inedible, Ben will smell it, and then there will be a battle between him and "food". Of course, what makes me most unhappy is that this boy likes to eat toilet paper. Whenever I think it is silent and hiding somewhere, I always follow this naughty boy quietly. Once I find out that I am eating that kind of "white delicious food" somewhere, my family will be a war between people and dogs. Obviously, the final outcome is: Ben abandoned the paper and surrendered silently on the ground.

"Dogs need less salt and less sugar ..." I looked it up on the Internet and kept it in my mind as a Bible. But when I eat, I turn my head or bow my head. Ben always looks at me affectionately, as if to say "I love you, I love you, I love you-food". My heart melted. When eating beef noodles, I try to clean the salt and pepper on the beef and give it to him quietly. When eating pizza, I gave him the fruit and the surrounding dough; When drinking milk tea, I always deliberately leave a little in the bottle, and then let him die and find a way to drink it by himself ... This delicious dog is really my misfortune, and it is also my luck to meet him!

Almighty dog: I feel ashamed of the omnipotence of dogs, but the "omnipotence" here should be a commendatory term, or "guarding things". On the other hand, this matter has to continue his delicious habit. He likes sweet potatoes, especially semi-cooked ones. Every time he saw a sweet potato in the bowl, he jumped up excitedly, and then he had the moment of eating while blowing. But the less food in his bowl, the more he eats, and the fuller Ben becomes. He began to feel anxious and unwilling to leave others. ...

"Ah ... ah ... ah ..." I put my foot into my slippers, and a chill made my hair stand on end. "What's in the slippers?" Pour it out quickly, "OMG, it's ... sweet potato!" At the moment, I am in distress situation. I saw that little guy, like a rescuer, carrying Mr. Huang Jiguang's explosive bag, rushed to the front line of my anger, carrying a belly that was full like a laser fire, and quickly wiped out the cold but beloved sweet potato. After the battle, his stomach was full of sausages, and he kept silent with his head down, not knowing whether to regret or blame himself. Tell me about this dog. Should he make my life smart and colorful because of his "scheming"? Or is it because our so-called "scheming" is not pure enough?

Heartless dog: Ben is definitely a very dependent dog, close to "asking for help, shameless." He likes sleeping in bed, so he will try his best to jump into bed. It's a pity that this short man is only one third as tall as the bed. He tried his best, but one day he found that as long as he kept banging his head against the bed, he would attract sympathy and carry him to the bed. For a beautiful dream, he also threw caution to the wind. This shameless dog is really admirable!

Naughty dog: The naughty thing about a dog is not that it can play ipad or games like a child, but it is undeniable that it likes playing with toys, such as rattles, dolls, glass marbles and fluffy balls. A toy, a dog, in a quiet afternoon, easily passed through your fingertips. Maybe his naughty gave me happiness, and his quiet gave me infinite companionship!

Small gas dog: A dog is a sensitive animal. You can tell from his wet lacrimal glands that he has cried. Ben will cry if he can't get into bed; I left him at home when I went out, and he must have quietly shed tears; When they are naughty and scolded, they also cry silently for mercy ... such dogs are sometimes more emotional and sensible than ourselves. Think about it. I also hope that someone can accept my petty dog-like personality. When there are tears, there will always be loving hands to live with. ...

Lazy dog: Dogs like to sleep, but they don't sleep for a long time, because they inherited their ancestors' housekeeping skills, and generally sleep lightly. Of course, a dog can sleep until the sky falls, which shows its great trust in its master. Ben always likes to sleep in various positions, prone, supine, sideways, curled up ... when he sleeps soundly, he will hum a few times. Looking at his lazy appearance, I really feel a little "envious of dogs but not immortals"!

It is said that dogs are born like children, but I want to raise a dog-like child-bold, lively, casual, curious about everything, fond of exploring, and lazy to love me ... just like this, even if he has all shortcomings, I still love him like fire!