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Tanabata said happily.

1, Tanabata is extremely happy, thanks to the gathering of magpies and immortals; The Milky Way is like their home, * * * explains the true meaning of love; May our feelings be like cowherd and weaver girl, and we can have the love of our life. May everyone have a good time on Tanabata!

2. Love every day as Valentine's Day. I want to dream of your beautiful love every minute, regardless of the pursuit and generosity of others. As long as you have enough courage to hold hands with me, you don't have to express your feelings, as long as your heart can feel it, you will be together! Happy Valentine's Day on Tanabata! Send you 999 roses every day, lest you say waste; Send you 999 short messages every day, in case you miss me and get tired.

Even when I first met you, your eyes were as bright as stars, which made me hard to forget, but I was born humble, which made me dare not expect anything, and I never thought I would meet you again.

4. People like you think that they can turn their hands for the clouds and cover their hands for the rain, and always take pleasure in trampling on others' self-esteem. You all think you are grandfathers, but not everyone is happy to be grandsons.

5. Suck through a straw when eating, breathe through your mouth when sleeping, attract the opposite sex when looking at each other, gasp wildly when hugging, suck hard when kissing, be silent when dating, and be nervous when falling in love. Happy Valentine's Day on Tanabata!

6, Tanabata, how many people are different from last year's companions, this festival is really hateful.

7. Today is Tanabata. I want to buy a rose for someone I secretly love, but God gave me birth in a place where there is no flower shop!

8, meet again, is for the later run counter to; Meeting again will be a longer sadness.

9. The angel said that as long as you stand in the sun, draw a tulip with your heart and make a wish, God will hear you. I painted flowers all over the yard, and God finally said, make a wish. I said: I want people who read text messages to be safe and happy!

10, roses are sent on Valentine's Day abroad, and moon cakes are sent on Tanabata in China. I give you my heart!