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I really hate writing essays
1. That time, I really hate the essay 600 words
The head teacher of our class likes to lose his temper. When we do not perform well, he frowns, as if being It's like the ropes are tied together and can't be untied. The eyes seem to be able to talk. Just staring, telling us that we must have extra homework tonight.
Sometimes someone's homework Forgot to bring it, the teacher stared at the classmate, his eyes seemed to have grown in front of the classmate, and casually asked him to write a 500-word self-reflection letter, if the classmate did not perform well that day. , the teacher asked the classmate to add 100 words to his review. This scared us because our class all hate writing essays.
Once my good friend Liu Cheng brought his homework to the teacher When he was making corrections, the teacher found that the previous assignments in his exercise book had not been changed, so he asked him: "Why haven't the previous assignments in your exercise book been changed? What's going on?" Liu Cheng broke into a cold sweat after hearing this and said nothing. came out. As a result, the teacher's expression gradually became serious: "I'll ask again! Why haven't you changed the previous assignment in your homework book?" As a result, Liu Cheng still didn't say anything. The teacher became impatient. His hair stood up and his eyes There was anger in his heart, and his mouth was like a cannon ready to fire out shells. The words came out of his mouth: "Liu Cheng, let me ask you one last time! Why haven't you changed the previous assignment in your homework book? Otherwise, you won't Go to the national flag class!" Liu Cheng was stunned for a moment, but he still didn't say it. As a result, the teacher couldn't help but got angry and his hair stood up; "Liu Cheng, just stand here and change it after you figure it out. And Don't go to the national flag class!" Liu Cheng finally couldn't help crying. After a while, Liu Cheng finally said: "I'm sorry, Teacher Chen, I forgot to change it for you." Teacher Chen relaxed and said : "Isn't this the end?" So the teacher went on to change the homework.
I felt very uncomfortable when I saw it, and I thought: What should I do if I am like Liu Cheng? 2. I hate writing essays, how can I write them well
Nowadays, essays have become an essential tool for people, but how do I write them well?
1. Title
As the saying goes, "the title is half the article." A good title is the beginning of a good composition. The title should be novel. Being different makes you stand out!
2. Beginning and end
The beginning of the article is the dragon head, and the end is the phoenix tail. There are many kinds of beginnings. Once you come up with a good beginning, the literary thoughts in your writing will flow out. Common openings include the following: 1. Get straight to the point. 2. Ask questions to attract attention. 3. Summarize and reveal. 4. Describe the environment. 5. Flashback and create suspense. Only in this way can you create a good beginning and a good article. The beginning of the article.
"Weaving baskets is all about closing the knot." The ending of the article is also the essence of the article. Some endings are thought-provoking, some endings naturally end the writing, and some endings are tricky. It's weird, memorable, and has an ending. You should choose an ending that matches the article well, and the ending is beautiful.
3. Use appropriate words and correct rhetoric
< p> Proper use of words will make the article appear fuller and more specific. If an article is plain and ordinary, adding a few modifiers will make the article more beautiful. At the same time, pay attention to the inventory and imprint good words and sentences in your mind. , you can learn and apply it flexibly, and you can also add some reasonable imagination to give the article the finishing touch.4. Be clear and logical
In an article, You must pay attention to the organization. The article cannot be off-topic or disorganized. The best way is to make an outline. Have such an outline in your mind and then describe it in detail. During the description process, you must be realistic and cannot write anything like "a rooster lays eggs", otherwise It will make a joke. You must also pay attention to punctuation, and don't punctuate randomly. Punctuation also has punctuation rules. Pause when you should pause, and omit when you need to omit.
5. Design the layout skillfully and omit details appropriately
< p> When you get an article, you have to decide on a layout. How to write this, how to write that. This layout is like a pig belly, many are very big, but there are also detailed outlines. If there is no detailed outline, the article will appear dry, only A skeleton is like a running account, so you can't make this mistake.These are the five points of the composition. I have summarized it. I think that after reaching these five points, there will be no big problem. .
The most important thing in composition is truth.
Real. True feelings can move people. I summarize the method of writing a good composition as follows
1. Examination room composition
In the examination room, the method of writing a composition is slightly different. First of all, according to The given scope determines the angle you want to choose. The angle should be positive and novel; secondly, for a topic composition, if the title can reveal the center without being too straightforward, then it will be good; thirdly, the main text , many people like to start and end the article. In fact, it should also depend on the tone of the article. For example, Zhu Ziqing's "Moonlight over the Lotus Pond" has a direct narrative at the beginning, which also has a good effect. In terms of details, pay attention to description and rhetoric, but not Large-length, cleverly arranged articles can often win
2 Life Essays
Life essays should express the most original feelings in the heart, and do not need to be deliberately modified. But the order must also be paid attention to. Clarity and accuracy of language. 3. I don’t want to write essays
Hate writing essays
Writing essays? snort! What’s good about writing essays? Isn't it just a few sentences that talk nonsense? Only fools like to write essays! What’s so great about a well-written essay? I didn't write well in composition. For this, my mother and teacher criticized me countless times. I don't understand why they value composition so much.
Alas! "Write an essay today, free proposition." The teacher asked us to write an essay again, which was really depressing. What should I write about?
When I got home, I opened the composition book, took out a pen, rested my chin on my hand, and stared at the scenery outside the window. Oh, how will I live in the future? I will write essays, write essays, write essays every day! I even write compositions in the toilet. How difficult it is to live a carefree life. I dare not look at the hopes of my parents on my shoulders. Why didn’t I read more books when I was in elementary school? It's true that "the book will be used only when it is used".
I woke up suddenly, wiped the saliva from the corner of my mouth, and looked at the watch on my wrist. No, it was already 6:30, and I was delayed for a full 10 minutes. I thought of a classmate in the class again. Why did he (she) like writing essays so much? Writing in civilization is torture! Does he or she like to abuse themselves? It's so nerve-wracking. well! I sighed.
My eyes shifted to the composition text without a single word. What to write? I don’t want to write, but I have to write. Not writing will affect my entrance into junior high school/high school/university. I'm still young, and I don't want to ruin my life like this.
Write it! I encouraged myself to write a good composition. However, I hesitated. Can I write well? Can I have confidence in myself? Can I improve and surprise my teachers? Can I live up to my mom and dad’s hopes? Can I? I asked myself over and over again. I lowered my eyelids, no, I can't.
Can you really not? Yes, I can't. No, you are wrong. You can. can i? Yes, you can.
Can I? ! I myself was shocked by the idea. Yeah, man, you can. Think about it, why does someone in your class write such a good composition? Is he/she smarter than you? No, no! You all have the same intelligence! He or she is trained. Like you, he (she) hates writing compositions at first, but he (she) is determined to write good compositions. Man, you should also be like him (her), determined to write good compositions, because composition is very important. .
Write it! I made up my mind. I looked at the scenery outside the window, picked up the pen, and flew across the paper, describing the scenery I saw when I was in a daze. For the first time I used a rhetorical device. Looking at my composition, I felt a feeling that I had never felt before. For the first time, I felt how wonderful it was to write an essay. It turned out that writing an essay was so simple.
The next day, the teacher read my composition as a model essay in class and praised me for my great progress. The classmates turned to me one after another, and I smiled proudly.
I am proud of myself.
4. "I don't like writing essays"
I used to be very afraid of writing essays. Even when I heard the word "composition", I felt extremely disgusted, disgusted and fearful, and I wished I could disappear from the world. 1 You have to rack your brains to write a composition. Worse still, you may not be able to write a paragraph even if you scratch your brains. When you hold a pen, your mind goes blank. So when you get to the composition class, you feel like you are facing a formidable enemy. The most troublesome thing is writing the composition. Of course, The more I write poorly, the more afraid I become, and the more I fear, the more I cannot write well. If the vicious circle continues, composition will always be an inescapable shadow. For me, where can I find happiness in composition? My parents communicated with me to help me write good compositions. They told me that writing compositions is about expressing myself, not a task. Many times, it’s not that I have nothing to write or that I have nothing to say, but that I am not proactive enough. Be more proactive, Be diligent and writing will never be as difficult as you think. If you don’t believe me, give it a try! My parents also told me the key points of writing. First, determine the content of the composition, and then determine the title of the composition based on the content. The title should be simple and concise, and closely related to the content. The description of things should have a beginning, a process, an end, time, place, The characters must be clear; describing the object must grasp its main characteristics, such as shape, color, taste, movement, etc. To be reasonable is to express the truth, goodness, and beauty of things, and to explain the principles of life and study. To do this, usually You should pay attention to observation, pay attention to life, write with true feelings, and write down the things you like. Secondly, you should have a clear idea and outline the paragraphs. Before you start writing, you must know how many paragraphs the composition is divided into, and write down the paragraphs for each paragraph. What is the content and what is the general idea of ??the paragraph, so that I can write a good composition? After listening to the intellectual quotes from my parents, I followed the good method and tried to think carefully about each sentence and write the composition. Usually when the teacher explains the text, I take notes, Listen carefully. Read more extracurricular readings to accumulate good words and sentences. Observe more bits and pieces of life. Also, pay attention to accurate and vivid words, smooth and beautiful sentences. Read aloud three times after each composition. If If there are too many faulty sentences, I have to rewrite them and read them aloud three times. If they don’t pass the test, I will rewrite them again. Now I can write my own compositions. Although my writing is not very good, I believe that I will be able to write good compositions in the future. Through this incident, I know Don’t be afraid of anything. If you have the courage to try more, do more, read more, and think more, you will definitely succeed. Now I am no longer afraid of writing essays. I don’t like writing essays. Since I was a child, I have loved reading essays, but I just hate writing essays. .However, there was an essay that changed my view on essays. When I was in the fourth grade, my essay "A Meaningful Gift" won the third prize in the school's on-site essay. From then on, I fell in love with it. Writing essays. After my teacher discovered my writing talent, he admired me very much. I also lived up to the teacher’s expectations and won the first place in the grade in the second on-site essay competition in the school that I participated in. Then The first composition that made me famous was "Lucky Dead Leaves". Later, my composition won the third prize in the 6th National Hand-in-Hand Youth Composition Competition. My classmates all looked at me with envy. That's it. I went from being an unknown little girl to becoming the top essayist in my class. Every time I reviewed my essay, the teacher would read it. In the third on-site essay competition I participated in at school, I won the first prize again. I came first in my grade. Now, my classmates looked at me with admiration. Some of my classmates' parents even called me "writer". Later, my father ordered me the "Primary School Edition" and I came here to publish an article. I found it again The joy of writing essays. Here, I would like to thank Teacher Zhou for giving us such a good platform to display articles. I will definitely continue to work hard and write better articles. It’s just that the little girl’s typing skills are limited and she cannot do it in short sentences. I will publish the above two excellent works within the time limit. Please bear with me, teachers and classmates! I don’t like writing. When I was in grade one, Teacher Chen often told us that composition is the soul of Chinese. In the first grade, I was only six years old. I didn’t know what Chinese was, let alone what composition was, so when Teacher Chen said that, I I didn't understand it at all, and stared at the teacher blankly until one day... "Yiyi, I think you have been in school for almost two years, so you should be able to write essays, right?" "Mommy, I don't know how to write essays. "The teacher didn't tell you?" "Yes, I don't understand." "Yiyi, come here, listen to mommy tell you about composition." So, my mother told me the essentials of composition and what composition is. "Mommy, the composition seems to be very complicated." "It's not complicated. Give it a try." After listening to my mother's words, I decided to give the title of my first composition "Peach". "Well, the beginning is, 'I love to eat peaches.'" .'" I followed the beginning and wrote what I wanted to say according to what my mother said. No.
Before I knew it, I had written 200 words. My heart was like a reservoir. The gate opened and the water from the reservoir poured out. Of course, the words on the paper were just water droplets. I felt that I couldn't stop. The speed of my writing Unhappily, when I showed my 300-word amazing work to my mother, she was both happy and angry. She was happy that I actually wrote a 300-word essay in second grade, but she was angry that there were no beautiful words or sentences in my essay. .My mother scolded me: "Ziggy, what kind of composition are you writing? You're not good at it! Where can I get good words and sentences?" "No." "You..." In a blink of an eye, I am in fifth grade, and it is not surprising to write a 300-word composition. .Our class teacher has changed. The new class teacher named me a "little talented girl" and said in the final comments that my composition skills are the envy of my classmates. My friend Huang Jiawen asked me what my composition secret is, and I said, write what you want to say. Whenever After publishing an essay on the Internet, I always feel a sense of relief in my heart. It is the essay that makes me fall in love with Chinese, and it is the essay that gives me strength. So I say, the essay is really wonderful. 5. Write an essay about what I hate
I don’t want my life to be full of lies, so I hate lies. Hate the displeasure it brings, hate the hypocrisy it brings, and hate the shadow it brings. All these strong feelings came from an accident.
I was watching TV that day, and the TV told a story: Two little girls have always been close, but one day, the father of one of the little girls bought a very beautiful pen from abroad. It was expensive and she couldn't put it down. Another little girl saw it and liked it from the bottom of her heart. Envy and jealousy made her want to get the pen. Finally one day, she found a good friend and borrowed a pen. The friend trusted her very much and lent her his favorite pen without hesitation. Later, the little girl who borrowed the pen lied that the pen had been accidentally dropped. Although the friend felt a little uncomfortable, he always trusted the girl and did not Not the slightest doubt. But the girl who borrowed the pen was secretly happy. It turned out that she took the pen home and used it without conscience. Then one day by chance, the real owner of the pen came to the little girl's house to play and discovered the pen by chance. The girl, who had been kept in the dark by her closest and most trusted friend, knew about it. After finding out the truth, he left angrily with his pen. . If a precious friendship is shattered by a pen, one girl's heart will be cast a shadow of childhood, and the other girl will definitely feel very regretful, and may spend her whole life with regret.
I don’t dare to think about it anymore, I’m afraid, I’m afraid that I will have a broken friendship, I’m afraid that I will have a broken childhood. After reading this story, I often wonder, have I told lies to my friends? Have friends told me lies?
Lie, why did you come to the world? Why did you come to this world to jeopardize those precious friendships? Lie, I really hate you! 6. I hate Chinese the most. Essay of 500~600 words
I hate Chinese the most because the Chinese teacher is the most verbose. I hate Chinese the most because it has the most homework. I hate Chinese the most because compositions are particularly difficult to write. I hate Chinese the most because Chinese texts are the most difficult to memorize and I have to memorize them all day long! It's like I'm possessed by Tang Monk! Chinese is really too difficult, it’s Tang poetry and Song lyrics, and it’s prose and classical Chinese! Also write down the author's name, oh, by the way, and the words? What Li Bai, whose courtesy name is Taibai and whose name is Qinglian layman? It’s simply baffling! Don't know anything! Why aren't these taught in history classes? I would be quite interested in learning such a section in history class.
I hate Chinese the most, because mathematics is simpler than Chinese. Mathematics only requires memorizing ten numbers. Art is better than Chinese art. Drawing human figures of flowers, birds, insects, and fish cultivates sentiment. Music is more fun than Chinese, you can sing loudly! Biology is more vivid than Chinese, and you can also visit the school’s small herbarium. How interesting! Physics is even more interesting! What fun experiments can be done! Only Chinese is boring. You have to copy a new word so many times and read a text so many times. It is really easy for people to feel fear and resistance.
If I were teaching a Chinese class, I would not ask students to write so many new words and memorize so many books. I would use 45 minutes in class to analyze with students the meaning of the author's writing of this article. , let every student speak actively, and encourage rather than criticize every student who speaks. Together with the students, we can understand the author's psychological activities in writing this article, and enter the author's heart to learn and gain spiritual food.
After class, I will not ask students to copy new words and copy the text. I will ask them to write their reflections after reading to understand each student's absorption and learning status of the text. I would memorize new words for them and give them a policy: "As long as you remember it and can learn it, I won't ask you to copy the new words." But for students whose handwriting is ugly, we need to let them practice more. This will still be helpful for future development. I will treat them differently, so that students with sloppy handwriting only need to hand over neat handwriting and be able to remember the knowledge in the textbook. This can reduce everyone’s learning tasks as much as possible.
By the way, I admire many teachers. Their lectures are very vivid and can always attract our brains and thoughts, which is fascinating. If I were a Chinese teacher, I think I would develop my ability in this area. In this way, I think the students will fall in love with the Chinese class and even the Chinese teacher, right?
I have a wish, I hope that the language I hate can become something I like.
It’s done in one go, hope you will adopt it! Haha 7. Use "
I hate my brother. I have a naughty brother. He often makes us angry. Our whole family hates him. Once, I was watching TV with relish, and he suddenly He gave me a surprise attack from behind: he hit me hard on the back, making me scream in pain. I wanted to complain to my mother, but he actually screamed in the kind of bah-wah language that children learn to speak, which made me scream. Mom couldn't hear my voice. I was so angry that I really wanted to go up and twist his neck off. I held my breath and shouted at him: "What are you doing?" But he actually said with a little smile: " I can't sing?" I replied: "Do you sing like this?" "Don't you know, those singers also practice like this!" "Do you also want to be a singer? " "No?" It seems that the state has no regulations! " "you.
"I couldn't answer the question, so I had to continue watching TV obediently. With this naughty brother, I will never be at peace, alas!~. 8. Write an article with the title "I'm so annoyed" 400-word essay
The weather has been very bad these days. It rains lightly all day long, and sometimes it rains heavily. It keeps raining until night, making it impossible to go out.
p>Today is Saturday. When I woke up in the morning, the weather was very sunny. I originally thought that the weather was very good today because it wouldn't rain, so I happily went to the interest class with my schoolbag on my back. But here we are. It started to rain when I was about to go home at noon, which made me feel heartbroken.
It finally stopped raining all morning, but now that it has rained in the afternoon, I thought to myself: I hope it won't rain again tomorrow.
Otherwise I will be "suffocated". I can't go out if I want to, and I can't do anything I want to do. I can only do homework, read books and sometimes watch TV at home. , other things can’t be rushed.
…Sunday morning came. When I got up in the morning, I heard the sound of rain. When I heard the sound of rain, I I knew it was not a good day, so I had to stay at home to do my homework, read extracurricular books, or watch TV for a while. I believed that today would be very boring. As I guessed, Sunday was indeed very boring. I can do the things I said.
The rain is so annoying that it gives people a headache. 9. I am really annoyed essay
I am really annoyed lately. , there are many things that annoy me... When playing the piano, my mother's mouth is like a leaky faucet nagging: "Pay attention to your hand shape, pay attention to your fingering! "I want to play computer games, but my mother stipulates that I can only play for half an hour every week when all my homework is finished. I can only check information online.
To learn English, my mother not only requires me to memorize vocabulary, I was asked to follow the tape recorder and imitate the tone of voice when memorizing words, sentence patterns, and sentence patterns. I found it very annoying. My mother asked me to write carefully and beautifully. If I didn't write well, my mother would yell: "What is this word? Erase and rewrite! "I had to do it, I was so annoyed.
The teacher asked us to write a weekly diary every week. I squeezed it in little by little like toothpaste, and finally got the number of words required by the teacher. My mother said: "Good job. Revise, good articles come from revision. "
Alas!! Who said this! There are many things that annoy me, so I complain all day about being annoyed, and I am so annoyed.
He couldn't help but sing: "I've been feeling annoyed lately, I've been feeling annoyed..." However, even though it's annoying, I still have to do these things.
So I have to allocate my time and be the master of time! . 10. Composition "It's really annoying"
I don't know when, I started writing a diary. I decided to pick one person and point out her flaws every day. And at the appropriate time, lay it all out in front of her and talk to her about it. I chose her.
On the first day, I suddenly discovered that she had so many shortcomings!
1. Skipping away from class, not knowing where my heart is.
2. I always hum Wilber Pan's "Dance for a Deux", but it's out of tune.
3. She couldn’t solve some equations she learned to solve in fourth grade (of course, she would be upgraded in fifth grade)!
4....
I wrote down these shortcomings in my diary one by one. Holding the diary, I found that she, who is usually excellent, would also skip class. , haha~
The next day
1. She is so stupid in physical education class, she can mess up such a simple thing.
2. I suggest she lose weight!
3. Often arrogant and unreasonable
4. Always crashing the computer in the computer room
5....
A month passed and I looked back at what I had recorded. I found that her shortcomings gradually decreased. They used to be more and more, but now they are less and less, so few that she even has no shortcomings for a whole day. It turned out that she had changed. She was making progress day by day and moving towards perfection day by day. Her progress has been seen by teachers, classmates, and parents. Of course, I saw it too. I'm so relieved that she was able to turn her shortcomings into strengths.
Of course, now it’s time to reveal “her” true identity. She is me.
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