Funny, awesome, tell me.

1, I planted a girlfriend in spring and harvested a bunch of men in autumn.

2, if two people are long-term, staring at each other is also a romantic thing.

The only thing that insists on growing so big is to charge the mobile phone every day.

4, Vince three thousand is not as good as chest four two (next88), a man of great talent is not as good as half a catty!

5, the current flower heart, because it is more primitive than anyone else.

6. What I am not good at is staying, but leaving one by one.

7, black * * *, let these thick legs season.

8. When I was a child, I ate watermelons and sharp ones. When I eat them, I stop eating them.

9. The longer and taller you are, the less cute you are.

10, Heaven is of great responsibility to Sri Lanka, but Heaven is not. Aren't you still from Sri Lanka?

1 1, Mom: "Dad and Mom are fighting. Which side are you on?" Son: "I stand far away, don't hurt me!" " "

12, ugly people can get married, and beautiful people are single.

13, the high pressure in your eyes is enough for my mobile phone for one year.

14, long-term unrestrained and unable to find the direction of reservation.

15, when your hair is waist-high, I'll open my double knives and run sideways to take all the long hair away!

16, met a robber in the middle of the night, and he said he wouldn't let you go unless he sang. What can you sing? -Nice Chinese songs.

17, a good friend is two people smiling at each other for no reason.

18, brother, can you lower the resolution on your face?

19, as long as you live better than me, I can't stand it.

20, amorous feelings of women are lighters, women who don't understand amorous feelings are fire extinguishers.

2 1, "What shocked you about your ignorance?" "When I was a child, I needed a pseudonym to write a composition. I always write "China drawing pencil."

22, think about the salary, forget it, don't want to live.

23. Why is my father Li Tie? I really hate that iron doesn't turn into steel.

24. I will find a boyfriend with your surname, have a son and call you by your name. If you can't be husband and wife, you can be my son

25. When the flood comes, don't worry, try to avoid heights, remember when waiting for rescue, keep calm and physical strength, and handle unexpected problems carefully.

26. I must appear in your household registration book. I can't be your wife or your little mother.

27. I will have the worst grades with the principals soon. I'm a little embarrassed to think about it.

28. The so-called love is just a ridiculous game.

29. Posing is a symbol of vitality, while vanity is a sign of youth.

30. Once my best friend drank too much, I took her home. As soon as she entered my house, she took the hamster I just bought, threw it out of the window and said, "Go! Pikachu ~ "

3 1. Most people only do three things in their life: deceive themselves, deceive others and be bullied by others.

32. The world is not only fair, but some mothers are also flat.

Thank you for stealing my partner and letting me know that he is putting on airs.

Remember to smile when you meet lightning, because that's the sky taking pictures of you.

The price of pork has gone up again recently, so should your price.

36. The son said to him: Dad, I want to be a rich second generation. The father paused for a moment, then smiled and said to his son, this is easy to handle. When you grow up, give me all the money you earn, and you will be a rich second generation!

37. "Do you agree?" "About!" Such a beautiful dialogue was actually used by the math teacher to decompose factors.

38. During the day, the night is pressed on the bed, and the sun is born.

39. I never bully the weak ~ ~ ~ I didn't know he was weaker than me before I bullied him.

Look at your ranking and you will know how many people are in your class.

4 1, if one day I fall down. Remember, I'll come up for you.

42. It is not the dream that wakes me up every day, but the dormitory teacher. ...

43. Prerequisite for marriage: having a car and a house, and both parents are dead.

There will be many unexpected things in this world. For example, do you think I will give an example?

Give me a fulcrum, and I can pry your girlfriend away.

46. Real dinosaurs glow when they turn off the lights.

47. Even if you are taken away, I will use flowers instead of trees.

Please don't cry, because your sad face looks too ferocious.

49. The furthest distance in the world is from Monday to Friday.

50. For girls, getting pregnant is only a matter of time.

5 1, fortunately, I am a fat man, and I can pinch my stomach when I am bored.

52. The three most tangled sentences in class: "Why are you studying? Look at the blackboard! " "Why look at the blackboard? Look at me! " "See * *? Read a book! "

53. It's easy to wake up, but getting up is another matter.

54. It is God's business to forgive him. My task is to send him to God!

55. The advantage of news simulcast is that even if you keep changing channels, you can watch a piece of news completely.

As long as you don't let go, I can love you for a long time.

57. It is said that marriage is the grave of love, so isn't the anniversary celebration a grave-sweeping?

Maybe you really shouldn't know me, which will make your life a mess.

If you are healthy, it will be a bolt from the blue.

60. Old people can't fight, children can't fight, women can't fight, and men fight to the death.

6 1, your gray avatar can't even say a simple greeting, because I stole your QQ!

62. Take a newspaper to the toilet. I am a scholar.

It is said that the tears you shed are the water in your head.

64. Youth is like playing mahjong. You either shoot or touch yourself.

65. I like you so much that you will die.

66. What is love in the world? The sage replied, "Waste."

67. I don't care if there is anyone outside you or who you marry, as long as you don't leave me.

68. Without health insurance and life insurance, don't try to be brave after dark.

69. Loving you is a kind of happiness, thinking of you is a kind of happiness, waiting for you is a kind of test, thinking of you is a habit, hurting you is a kind of treasure, kissing you is a kind of tenderness, looking at you is a kind of enjoyment, and hugging you is a kind of romance.

70. At the girl's birthday party, when it was time to eat the cake, a boy cut the cake affectionately: "I want to celebrate my birthday, and you are responsible for hygiene." Girls call hooligans, and boys are wronged: "Isn't it just two words on the cake?"

7 1, the most beautiful oath is the most affectionate conversation when we are together. Since then, we are no longer alone, and our world depends on each other.

72. A soldier went into the officer's room after his vacation to report for duty. The officer found that the soldier's face was black and blue, so he asked, "In which battle did you get these injuries?" "In the honeymoon battle, sir!"

73. I don't talk much! There is only one thing to tell you: with you, you are everything! Without you, everything is you!

If you do your homework hard, it will be the last day of National Day.

75. Your face reminds me of a word, arbitrary.