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Copywriting about Xiao San

Copywriting about Xiao San (selected 47 sentences) 1. It's not difficult to be single, but it's difficult to deal with people who try their best to get you to end it. Girl, your bed is always busy with people coming and going 3. Congratulations! You are the eighth woman who likes him! But I believe that you will be like the first seven, and you will not end well in the end. 4. Can you twist it three times in one step? Watch your waist. You can't seduce other married people if you sprain it. You shameless woman, you have to pay back when you come out to hang out. Why not be a mistress? I curse you for being unhappy all your life. 6. If you are shameless, you will know how disgusting your face is under the background of 1 cm. 7. For love, you choose to be a mistress, and to make money, you become a chicken. 8. Don't cry at my grave, it stains my path of reincarnation. 9. If I go down one day, remember that I will come up for you. 10. You are willing to be used as toilet paper by others, and people still think that your paper is soft and dirty, and it is hard to scratch your ass. 1 1. He always said that you are not very good-looking, but you are rich. Today is just the right day. It seems that he still hasn't lied to me. I love him more and more. 12. You are a bus. You can get on and off for a dollar. 13. Actually, I feel sorry for you. If you can't get happiness yourself, you can only destroy the happiness of others. 14. I have to consider myself a fool. I can only be helpless silently in my heart. 15. The one with wings is not necessarily an angel, he may be a bird man. 16. I heard that it is not easy for you to be a young lady on location. I will give you more money. You must treat my man well. I don't want him to come to your henhouse every day. 17. San Xiao is worse than Miss. Miss, it's for the money. What are you doing for? 18. Do you really know how to write shame? You lost 18 generations of ancestors. 19. Oh, you look good. Why don't you sit on the stage with the equipment your parents gave you? 20. A hateful guy like Xiao San can only play a piece of shit in TV series. 2 1. Since being a mistress must be shameless, she is used to being ugly. 22. A hateful guy like Xiao San can only play a piece of shit in TV series. 23. As far as you are concerned, you still learn from others to be mistresses, and you are still talking about your 3,000 yuan. Why don't you tell others that it's 3,000 yuan for three years and only 3 cents a day? 24. I advise you not to be a witch if you don't want to be a bodhisattva, because we all know that bodhisattvas are virtuous and virtuous, and witches make enemies specially. 25. It is better to marry another married man than to fall in love with one. This will not only make your heart complete, but also let your ex know that you are still very popular! Although I know you are jealous that I have a good man, I am still willing to help you find some. Tell me whether you like married people or pure sunshine. 27. For men, wives are not as good as concubines, and concubines are not as good as stealing. Are you interested in men? Like sneaking around, then I will help you. I will never divorce this marriage. 28. There were many brothels in ancient times, but the women in brothels were still self-conscious. Although there are no brothels now, many women have become prostitutes, and everyone can do it. This really ruined the times! 29. I have been in contact with you for a long time, and I like dogs more and more. Because dogs are always dogs, don't you think? 30. If you don't peel the bark, you will die. People are shameless and invincible. God declared you invincible. 3 1. It doesn't matter if you eat other people's leftovers. The key is that your actions are too big and hurt the owner of the meal. 32. The shoes are broken. Throw them away. But if this character is crooked, it may make things worse. 33. Mistress, do you deserve true love? Today you will be this man's mistress, and tomorrow you will sleep with someone else. 34. I don't look as good as you, so I don't have as much desire as you. I look for people everywhere to satisfy your arbitrary desires. There are so many men in the world that you have to rob others. I don't know if I have no vision, or is it like this? As a woman, I have no sympathy for you. It is not a good sign to have a portrait of a lover at such a young age. 37. If you really like playboy old men, I'll arrange it for you. I have a cousin who knows many old men. 38. Love, love you, is to use up all the virtues accumulated in the past in exchange for being with you in this life! 39. People who know how to give up, sincere people know how to sacrifice, and happy people know how to be detached. For those who don't love themselves, what they need most is understanding, giving up and blessing. Too much self-love is begging for charity. To love and be loved is a happy thing. Don't let them become pain. 40. Reading makes people look far-sighted and aim high; Reading makes people active and smart; Reading makes people open-minded and open-minded; Reading makes people's thoughts have wings and their feelings bloom. 4 1. The stars bowed their heads and blinked their big bright eyes, like a shy little girl, but also like a child who loves to hide and seek with others. Hiding in Yunma's arms for a while, hiding behind Yunma for a while. Stars blink their golden eyes like naughty children. 42. I am sleepy and unable to struggle. I think I'm fine. At least I'm alive. 43. Listen, I allow you to like me. We have no choice but to grow old together. 44. If you want me to divorce him, you can pay off the X million gambling debts he owes first. I can't leave in a few days. Unless you see that he has no burden. I can't divorce him unless you wait on me. Please, maybe I can give you this loser. 46. First of all, thank you for letting my sister know your shortcomings, but I pity you for being so secretive. A person likes the new and hates the old. It's hard to guarantee that he won't abandon you without a family. We will always support the just side! 47. You can enter this house if you like. Ask his parents first! Then come back and make a decision! By the way, his parents are in hospital now. You'd better take some clothes to take care of them for a few days. Thank you very much