A sarcastic remark about the chaotic relationship between men and women.

1. Would you like to be my little train and never cheat? Yes, I do. Will you be my mermaid and never cheat me? Ido language

2. A man can have three wives and four concubines before, and it is unhealthy for a woman to cheat.

3. The man's cheating is not San Xiao's fault, but his wife is not tempted enough.

It is said that mistress is a bitch, but in fact, the man who cheated on her is not a good thing. . .

5, forked hair I cut off our photos, I lost the broken food, your love letter, I don't want to love you and me.

6, two people live, don't just see each other's bad. When you are around, everything is too much. When you are gone, you feel that everything is fine. Don't be so mean. When lovers are together, other shortcomings can be tolerated except cheating, drug abuse and domestic violence. In this world, everyone has shortcomings. We love a person not because he has no shortcomings, but because he has some advantages. A person's goodness is the reason why you love him.

7. Thinking is not a woman's patent, and cheating is not a man's privilege.

8. I just want someone to live with. I like her. She likes me. No secrets. No cheating. Not unhappy. Personality is not suitable for running in. You can adapt to different habits. As long as everyone has the determination to persist.

9. Men can't forgive women's infidelity, and women can't forgive men's emotional infidelity. Men pay more attention to the exclusive desire for women's bodies, while women pay more attention to the possession of men's hearts. Women can accept men with stories, and men generally don't like women with stories.

10, the best thing a woman can do for a man is to leave everything in her previous life behind and be with him regardless. The biggest reward for a man to a woman is to make money hard and never cheat with his heart. Therefore, we say that marriage means that women spend their whole lives paying kindness, and men spend their whole lives repaying kindness.

1 1, the object of derailment is like old luggage, which is a pity and an eyesore.

12, the so-called cheating is playing with your own lover and playing with other people's lovers.

On satirizing love rat's deception and deception (35 sentences) 13. If you are willing to be my little train and never cheat, then I will be your little mermaid and never cheat.

14, a person's Christmas Eve is very cold! Christmas Eve for two, cheating! Will you cheat with me tonight? I just want to say to you on Christmas Eve: I like your Christmas present!

15, we are on our own track, and some derailed people are our passers-by.

16, don't worry about not getting married, let alone getting married rashly because you are old. It's better to worry about not getting married than worrying about her husband's cheating and divorce and her mistress grabbing property. Worrying about not getting married is just worrying, and you can still live your original life in a good mood. If your husband really wants a divorce, that's the real trouble.

17, I just want to find someone to live with. I like him. He likes me. No secrets. No cheating. Not unhappy. Personality is not suitable for running in. You can adapt to different habits. As long as everyone has the determination to persist.

18, a person who keeps saying that he can't accept cheating, is it just an impulse to start pestering TA? A person who keeps saying that he will carry out the plan, because he overslept, changes it again and again. You can always find countless excuses to lower your bottom line, and those excuses are always good, so you gradually blur what you want and become an unknown self. Lu sihao

19, the beauty of learning is that people are confused; The beauty of poetry lies in inciting men and women to cheat; The beauty of a woman lies in being stupid without regrets; The beauty of a man is that he speaks during the day.

20, have a good year, in case of snowstorm; Have fun in the internet cafe and take photos of it; A good torch relay will make Tibet independent; Developing rural medical care, hand, foot and mouth disease; Buy some gub, the size is not reduced; Taking the train also derailed; Stay at home, there is an earthquake!

2 1, it is said that mistress is a bitch, but the cheating man is not a good thing either.

22. It is said that mistress is a bitch. In fact, cheating men are not a good thing. . .

23. The beauty of learning lies in confusing people; The beauty of poetry lies in inciting men and women to cheat; The beauty of a woman lies in being stupid without regrets; The beauty of a man lies in lying.

24. A derailed man is like RMB dropped on a stool. It's a pity that he is ill.

25, a person who can't accept derailment, it is only an impulse to start entangled in t a; A person who keeps saying that he will carry out the plan, because he overslept, changes it again and again. You can always find countless excuses to lower your bottom line, and those excuses are always good, so you gradually blur what you want and become an unknown self. -Lu Sihao