How to cleverly deceive the teacher if he is caught sleeping in class? (Note: This is a question from the sixth grade winter vacation homework)

In Chinese class, the teacher found Xiao Ming sleeping and was very angry.

The teacher woke up Xiao Ming and asked: "Why did you fall asleep in class?"

Xiao Ming said: "I didn't!"

The teacher said: "Then Why are you closing your eyes?”

Xiao Ming said: “(What you just said was so good, I closed my eyes to reflect on it)” Note: Fill in the content

Teacher. Then he asked: "Then why are you nodding your head?"

Xiao Ming said: "Teacher, what you said is very clear and logical."

The teacher still didn't believe it and asked again: " Then why are you drooling all the time? "

Xiao Ming said: "(Teacher, I listened to your class with great interest)."

MS has a joke about this. . . I don’t remember...I made this up myself