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Post it and talk about short sentences.

1. How to post a sentence with pictures?

1: [Feelings are always disappointed, only fickle feelings will be remembered]

All the questions in the world can be answered with "none of your business" and "none of my business". Suddenly I feel so busy.

3: Are you all right? I hope you are well where I can't see you.

4. Wanyuan: Knowing you too well is not necessarily a good thing. I'd rather guess than know at a glance who you are worried about and who you are frowning for.

5: Fat, don't bully your waist if you have the skill. Rush to the chest, I can hold it,

6: There is always someone who teaches you to grow up and then leaves alone.

7: He is the sun, but how can he shine in the deep sea?

8: Apple, Xiaomi and Samsung are weak in everything. I'll talk about it in the words of silly girl I-

9: You don't need too many friends. One is willing to lend me an umbrella in rainy days, one is willing to accompany me to have supper, and the other is willing to attend my funeral.

10: The first apple changed physics, the second apple changed technology and the third apple changed music.

1 1: I can't tell you how many times I told myself I wanted you to go.

12: envy everyone who comments on you. They either know you or care about you.

13: what did I do in senior one? I lost my grades and love.

14: Growth is to silence your crying.

15: If mosquitoes can shine, my room will be breathtaking.

2. How does Baidu Post Bar bring personal signature and pictures? I foolishly believe that users who have registered for three months in detail can set up five sets of photo signature files in "My Post Bar" and choose to use them when posting, showing your distinctive personality everywhere.

Use of signature files: After logging in to Baidu, click "My I Post Bar" in the upper right corner of Post Bar, then click "Settings" in the upper right corner, and then click "Signature File Settings" above, you can add signature files, and you can set up up up to five. After setting the picture, the administrator can choose to use the "signature file" when posting.

Generally speaking, the signature file can be used after 9 1-93 days of Baidu account registration. When posting, you can choose to use it, you can choose not to use it, you can choose to use the same signature file, and you can also set different signature files randomly.

Choice of picture address: paste pictures in the picture library, pictures in other people's posts, space albums, etc. Copy the picture address and paste it into the settings for adding the signature file. You can also upload pictures to Baidu Space Album and copy the picture address in the album.

Place the mouse on your name in the upper right corner of the post bar page, click Personal Information on the right → My Space → My Home Page above → Album → Upload photos in the upper right corner, and upload photos to the album according to the prompts. Then enter the photo album, click on the picture to view the big picture → right click on the picture → properties, and copy the picture address inside.

3. How to bring the picture 1 to the personalized signature face on the post bar? Enter Baidu Post Bar, login user name 2. Enter "My I Post Bar".

3. Move the mouse to Personal Settings on the right side of the interface, and click Signature File Settings in the personal settings bar. You can modify the signature file name and picture link in the pop-up dialog box. Click "Submit" to edit successfully.

Note: 1 The signature file only supports Baidu Post Bar Picture Library and Baidu Space Pictures. You can upload the picture to my space photo album first. 2 When copying a picture in Baidu Space Album, click the "Copy Address" option in the options above the picture. It is wrong to copy the "website" directly.

4. If you want to add a set of signature files, you can click "Add a set of signature files" to see the pop-up signature file editing page. Five sets at most.

Note: Baidu can set up five sets of signature files at most, and the size cannot exceed 5M 5. Enter the name of the signature file you want in the name input box, and enter the picture link in the picture link bar to see your selected picture in the picture preview. Click Submit, and the signature file is submitted successfully.

6. The newly submitted signature file may take some time to review, so please wait patiently (usually about one day) ~ ~ After the review is completed, you can use the new signature file when posting! 7. The premise of using the signature file is that users who have registered for more than three months (three months is also acceptable) can use it. 8. The maximum size of Baidu signature file is 500x200. 9. Movies can be used.

4. Let's go. In my dream, I was awakened by the falling rain.

It kept whispering, ............................................................................................................................................................................. I reflected the street lamp and saw the dense rain intertwined.

How does the rain open the joys and sorrows? At this moment, it becomes a sound, a form, and spreads in the air. I heard and saw it, and its white and bright body twisted together like a lover who never leaves.

And that voice is like a vow of eternal love between lovers, and everything is so real. I once wrote an article "Rain", in which I woke up in the afternoon and was infected by a distant friend's painful love experience. For example, people who are emotionally confused in the rain are not worth the pain, urging them to come out quickly.

Today, I am indifferent and gentle without the heroic passion of crash landing last time. This temptation made me irresistible. I opened the door without hesitation and went out to feel the romance in the rain. Rain, falling on the ground, soaked in the soil, it slowly infiltrated, and there was a process, bit by bit, so that I couldn't feel this process at all.

Until my hair was wet with rain and my eyes were blurred, I couldn't tell whether it was a waterway or a dirt road. I stopped, but I woke up, and he has dissolved into my life, just like the process of rain infiltrating into the soil.

The rain outside is getting louder and louder, as if washing away a kind of sadness and resentment and a shameful human ugliness from beginning to end. My eyes oozed a liquid as bright as rain, colorless and tasteless, mixed together, and I couldn't speak for a moment.

Rain, have you ever been with this ugly emotion? Take the pain out like your body, take time out of your heart without reservation, and leave it as cold as the wind. There is a trap behind tenderness, and there is betrayal behind language.

The rain in my heart began to be confused. From beginning to end, I walked into the rain like a poor clown, as if I had experienced the rain, thinking it was a kind of romance.

Silently, like rain, he set a gentle trap: "Come on, let the rain baptize you!" " "All languages are hypocritical, purposeful, secular and sinful to deceive countless girls who are eager for romance like me. For whatever reason, I can't remember how I went out without an umbrella.

I can't evaluate his personality in life and satisfy his * * * with his humble means. I see the essence of rain clearly. Believe that what you see is not true, but to think about its essence.

His nature is dark, at least it's unfair to me. I became a victim of rain and a sample of jokes. But I don't think this is a kind of pride when I feel cheated, like the emperor wearing the emperor's new clothes.

Perhaps, there are many people in this world who feel the same way as me, or are experiencing the same shameful jokes as the emperor. They were fascinated by the fact.

Without thought, his cruelty and darkness defiled the rain and made it no longer sacred. I think I should give up this rainy day trip and clear my mind.

The rain calmed down and the process of infiltration into the soil was over. I know it will rain next time and I will go through this process.

But I won't let the next rain, with dark dirt, hurt people's pure thoughts.

5. How to bring the picture 1 to the personalized signature face on the post bar? Enter Baidu Post Bar, login user name 2. Enter "My I Post Bar".

3. Move the mouse to Personal Settings on the right side of the interface, and click Signature File Settings in the personal settings bar. You can modify the signature file name and picture link in the pop-up dialog box. Click "Submit" to edit successfully.

Note: 1 The signature file only supports Baidu Post Bar Picture Library and Baidu Space Pictures. You can upload the picture to my space photo album first. 2 When copying a picture in Baidu Space Album, click the "Copy Address" option in the options above the picture. It is wrong to copy the "website" directly.

4. If you want to add a set of signature files, you can click "Add a set of signature files" to see the pop-up signature file editing page. Five sets at most.

Note: Baidu can set up five sets of signature files at most, and the size cannot exceed 5M 5. Enter the name of the signature file you want in the name input box, and enter the picture link in the picture link bar to see your selected picture in the picture preview. Click Submit, and the signature file is submitted successfully.

6. The newly submitted signature file may take some time to review, so please wait patiently (usually about one day) ~ ~ After the review is completed, you can use the new signature file when posting! 7. The premise of using the signature file is that users who have registered for more than three months (three months is also acceptable) can use it. 8. The maximum size of Baidu signature file is 500x200. 9. Movies can be used.