My favorite copywriting lately, cute and funny

The sand sculpture copywriting is cute and naughty

Good morning, except for those who steal my energy and beat my dick.

My mother said that when looking for a partner, you should not only look at other people’s appearance, but also look at your own appearance.

1. Falling in love is too hard, please help me.

2 Smelly treasure, your news is harder to wait for than the bus.

3. I go to bed at four o'clock and wake up at seven o'clock. The King of Hell praises me for my good health.

4. Good morning, except those who steal my energy and my chicken.

5. Which one is cooked in the clay pot rice? It’s so delicious.

6. Success comes from hard work, so take a break today and tomorrow.

7. This time I am not in the fog anymore, guess where I am, I am among the men.

8. Even numbers are very good and auspicious, so my double chin will definitely bring good luck.

9. A few hundred yuan is also called money to me? That's funny, that's life, that's life.

10. My mother said that when looking for a partner, you should not only look at other people’s appearance, but also look at your own appearance.

1. If you didn’t wash your hair today, can it be considered a human being?

2. Being idle is also idle. I have a question for you, do you have money to celebrate the New Year?

3. I was afraid of trouble and told people everywhere that I had not downloaded Pinxixi. As a result, more than one person valued me as an unregistered target user of Paiduoduo.

4. Take a walk after dinner and eat ninety-nine on the roadside.

5. If you are in a bad mood, organize activities and draw a lucky person to let me scold you from morning till night.

6. How are you doing recently? Are your bowel movements still normal?

7. I thought about it later, if I don’t delay you, and there are others who delay you, then I am not willing to do it, so I will delay you.

8. My mother said that I didn’t have nothing, and I still had the dignity to go home.

9. I have never lost my temper.

10. If you want to break up with me, I will beg you humbly, don’t walk, run, hey, run.

11. I am sober when everyone else is drunk. I am afraid that I drank fake wine.

12. Sister Bo likes Zongjie, and the agent likes to make the difference.

13. Are you someone who can get up early in the morning and endure hardships? If so, bring me a bun.

14. Nine out of ten things in life are unsatisfactory, and the remaining one or two are particularly unsatisfactory.

15. Didn’t you just get up yesterday? Why do you have to get up again today?

16. The Chinese New Year is almost here, what do you most want to see on sale in the mall? Girlfriend's legs.

17. Life is short, so laugh while you still have teeth.

18. Many times, if you don’t push yourself, you won’t know that you still have the ability to mess things up.

19. Finally I got home. My parents cooked a table of delicious food. While eating, they said: Eat as if it were your own home!

20. We don’t want to meet each other anymore. Washing your hair is tiring and shampoo is expensive.

I would like to win the heart of one person, so as to avoid old blind dates.

Once a small boy, now he is big and round.

Everything is difficult at the beginning, difficult in the middle, and even harder at the end.

My usual way of fitness: competing online.

All my good friends are single, but I am more serious because I am losing my hair.

Who said I can’t play a musical instrument? I did a good job of retreating.

Your words of care many years ago have made me lose weight.

Only children make choices, while poor adults have no choice at all.

My name is Fu Xin. I have lost two pounds recently. You can call me father.

Success comes from hard work, so take a break today and tomorrow.

I originally planned to sell my house and travel around the world, but the landlord refused.

If you are not married and I am not married in ten years, then we will be really miserable.