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If you don't want to get pregnant, just talk about the mood of unexpected pregnancy.

1, at this time I realized that it is possible to sneeze and knock off anything. ...

2, meet again, mature performance is better than missing.

You don't know why I left. I insist that I can't make you cry

4. Family dinner at the weekend, which is nothing, actually received flowers. Was it an unexpected surprise?

5. My ex-girlfriend had a miscarriage, so sad, so sad. So sad. So sad. So sad.

Although I have two buck teeth, I smile brighter than you.

7. "Come here!" My mother growled at me. She gritted her teeth and her eyes sparkled with anger. It's good.

8. Weekend surprise. I received a new camera. White is very loving!

9. The greatest loneliness in the world-not being lonely; Not in the crowd, unaccompanied; It's a harp song, but it's not harmonious.

10, the yellowing time, you can rewind, but you can't start again, you can miss it hard, but you can't copy it.

1 1, don't sing sad songs, even if it is as hot as fireworks in the night sky, burning dreams. All the bright colors make the heart just an empty shell, drifting with the wind.

12, blame me for not loving you. I can't please you and stay with you.

13, companionship and understanding are more important than love. Feelings for a long time are not love, but dependence. Then when you lose, it's not pain, but giving up. A person's life can be very happy, but only one person can't say happiness.

14, how can I bear to lie to me together? My heart was broken after the miscarriage, but you celebrated with your friends and said it was all providence. Where is your conscience? Where is it? ……

15, I jumped three feet high and was elated. I couldn't help cheering with my certificate: "Oh, oh, I did it!" "

16, my heart is sweet, like eating honey.

17, I also had a lover, I also showed my love, I also had a stuffy jealousy, and I was once happy. I thought it would last forever.

18, the cat fell in love with the fish in the cup, but broke the cup, and the fish died out of water. The cat finally understands that loving someone doesn't have to be with him.

19, why are you so anxious to let go of my hand? I have saved up enough disappointment, and I will leave by myself.

I don't know how many masks there are in the world, but at least I believe it's not the one who cries the most.

2 1, love without love, love without love. We love each other, but we can't be together forever.

22, love fortune, a good mood will let you see a lot of fate! But don't set your sights too high, and be careful to scare away the peach blossoms around you; Weekend will receive unexpected surprises from the other party, and even dull feelings will have a chance to slowly pick up!

23. Love is not business. If you are frustrated, you will lose everything. Love is not a bet. If you lose, you will become poor. Love is the collision and commitment of two hearts, just like the notes of a harmonious music score, which composes the sanctity of the world and stays together for a lifetime.

24. Memory is a bridge, but it leads to a lonely prison.

25. You have nothing to do with me. Second, I have nothing to do with you. Don't take yourself too seriously You and I are just a speck of dust among all sentient beings, just passers-by, not perfect.

26. Those who are moved, happy and even at a loss are best interpreted in a small action, no matter what is in your heart.

27. I always like to open a group for you when I hang up qq. I can find you easily every time.

28. Then I think there are two kinds of people who cry: those who cry because they feel sorry for themselves and those who cry because they feel sad. Crying because you feel sorry for yourself is a child's tear, just like wishing someone could do something for me. Dad, mom, or someone else.

29. If you don't wait a thousand years, there will be no short meeting in this life. Maybe it will take a thousand years to get together in this life!

30. Life is always full of surprises and touches. On this cold and rainy weekend, I received an unexpected surprise from my uncle and felt very warm! Thanks for positive energy!

3 1, my heart is bitter, as if I had drunk a pair of Chinese medicine and rolled a bitter taste.

Because of you, I sleep late every day just to wait for you and talk to you. Because of you, I will take my mobile phone from time to time to see if I have it.

33. When her father agreed to her request, she was filled with joy and her eyes narrowed like two small eyes.

34. Finally, you left a gray color that I can never erase from your mind.

My greatest regret in my life is that I haven't made a few normal friends.

36. I stubbornly refused to give in, but I was only scarred. From then on, there is no longer you in my world.

37. Laugh just because you don't want to cry. I suddenly smiled absently, just because I suddenly didn't want to cry.

38. You are beyond my wildest guess. I don't care what you think.

39. Love, find someone who can bear hardships together, not enjoy them together; Find someone who can bear it together, not escape it together; Find someone who is responsible for you, not for love. Love is not a matter of one person, but the efforts of two people, two

40. After many years, will you and her deep in the ocean remember to owe me a future?

4 1, so sad today! My wife doesn't understand my heart! The baby may also miscarry! My heart really hurts!

The more polite I am to you, the less I want to have anything to do with you.

43. I want to change this heart. Because I don't want to feel sorry for you anymore.

44. You are fine. You don't have to change anything for anyone. This sentence warms me very much.

45. I don't want to talk too much about your pain. There are cracks, so we can't communicate. It's no use talking too much.

46. I stayed up all night and got hurt. Accompanied by words, we have gone through lonely years together. I hope I can walk hand in hand with you to our summer solstice, feel beautiful and gorgeous pain, and outline the most incomplete love.

47. Too little contact, too little truth, too few friends and too few smiles.

I don't know how to face you. Why is it always like this?

49. I am afraid of being rejected. I'm afraid of being hated. I'm afraid you'll think I'm unreasonable I'd rather not talk than stay.

50, suddenly found that people are especially good at writing when they are sad.

5 1, do you think I'm rare for you? What is rare for me is that you are the person I love.

If one day the world betrays you, at least I will betray the world for you.

We are all walking in the dark, so we should learn to light our own lights.

Who wants to play with me? I believe there are only a few, but it is enough.

55. My colleague is pregnant at an older age. Because of work, she didn't pay attention to rest and had a miscarriage, which was very sad. It's better for girls to get married before it's too late.

56. I seem to like (him) her. What should I do?

57. Parents' disappointed eyes, friends' mocking words and teachers' full scolding will all bloom in July.

58. The two armies confronted each other in the valley, and the guards came in to report the enemy's situation: report to the chief, the enemy reconnaissance plane is taking pictures of us. Sir: Don't laugh at my orders! ...。

59, love is not enough money to make up, the heart is just a few pieces of meat.

Never frown even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.

6 1, "Break up", "Why" and "Because lol is more pleasing to you than me."

62. The beautiful woman committed suicide on the bank of Wujiang River. The war once burned Chibi Mountain, and the generals were empty and old, and the Qin and Han Dynasties were full of sorrow, and the people were miserable. The scholar sighed all his life.

63. Some losses are doomed, and some predestinations will never bear fruit. Love a person, you don't necessarily have it. If you have someone, you must love her. ......

64. Many times, I feel uncomfortable and can't speak.

65, too perfect love, sad and hurt, as a Jianghu child, I don't have the leisure time.

66. Love is like two pimps, who are always reluctant to let go when they are hurt.

67. A vow of eternal love has no regrets, and the result is like falling flowers in the wind.

68. A friend who has been longing for a second child for a long time is finally pregnant, or twins! Unfortunately, she miscarried more than a month ago! She cried very sadly, and I was equally sad and sad!

69. As long as the leaves are not yellow, people's hearts are not cold.

70. It's better to meet once than never.

7 1, looking for a thousand years, the old dream is vague; Tianya wanders down Xunyang, sad and tearful.

72. I like you. I have been waiting for you there. I bless you every day. I think about you all the time. Did you get it? I don't know if I can have you or who you like. Maybe the fallen leaves are my reincarnation!

73. Learn to accept, bear, feel and enjoy step by step, and never look back.

The last thing I want to admit is that I worked harder than anyone but lost to others.

75, knowing that there is no result, but reluctant to leave.

76. It's been a long time since we broke up. Every time, she quietly visited my space and deleted the visit records. Actually, she doesn't know that my space is only open to her.

77. Is trust the foundation of love? Not exactly. Two people who are suspicious of each other can love each other to death. The more two people quarrel, the more inseparable they are, the more suspicious they are, and the more reluctant they are to leave. This doubt is actually part of that love.

78. We can't go back to the time when we painted our nails with highlighter.

You only see the surface of my heart, but you can't see the scars inside.

You can give up and lose your temper, but if you don't work hard, no one can help you.

8 1, the cruelest thing in the world is not that you didn't meet the person you love, but that you met and finally missed it; The saddest thing in the world is not that the person you love doesn't love you, but that he doesn't love you after he loves you. "We used to love each other, and it hurts to think about it."

82. There is always a person's name, which is all the reasons why you refuse others.

83. Did I kill and set fire to make you love me less?

84. Thinking that the motherland has not been reunified, I really have no intention to study.

85. "He told me that he was asleep." "But why are you still chatting with others?" "Hehe".

86. Don't waste new tears for old sadness.