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Emotional micro-quotations: Give me a test paper about you, and I will tell you what it means to be a schoolmaster!
Maybe I can't give you the best things in the world, but I will definitely give you my best things.
Don't give up your lover because of a passing bitch.
I don't have a life that makes you feel distressed when you are sad, but I have a disease that makes you feel distressed when you are sad.
I can't say forever and I can't judge tomorrow. I can only say that as long as I live, there will be a place for you in my heart.
People who are destined to be together, no matter how big the circle is, will still come back to each other.
7. Probably because I like it so much that I can compromise everything.
8. Everyone who talks frequently has someone who wants to impress.
9. If you have a bad temper all the time, it only means that someone has been spoiling you.
10. You are the person I can say I like without blinking, but I am the person you can let go without looking up.
1 1. Don't expect someone to accompany you all your life, even the shadow will not accompany you when there is no light!
12. If I can ignore you! Threaten a person with conditions, then this person must love you very much.
13. When we first met you, none of us expected that it would be the fatal wound of the other side.
14. You don't need to comment on the person you like, because she occupies a group.
15. You don't know that every time I see your name among visitors, I feel particularly at ease.
16. I like being alone very much. What's it like to care about everything but forgive everything?
17. Give me a test paper about you and I will tell you what Xueba is!
18. On second thought, I still think your name is more suitable for me to love you.
19. As long as you want, as long as I have it; Do my best, do my best.
20. Why shout pain when asking for it? Blame yourself. You can like others, but you can't let others like you.
2 1. There is a person in everyone's heart who is no longer a lover or a friend.
22. I have caught a cold hundreds of times, and you still have a high fever.
23. Actually, I am very simple. I just want to find a simple person, not just love once.
Don't think too well of me, lest I show you my shortcomings and say that I have changed.
25. Love won't last long until it falls into the real life of dressing, eating, sleeping and counting money. True love is not nervous, that is, you can burp, fart, dig your ears and have a runny nose in front of him unscrupulously; The person who really loves you is someone you can meet without washing your face, combing your hair and putting on makeup. /p & gt; Learn to bully and learn to be scum. Talk about the sentences of Xueba and Xuescum.
1, your position in my heart seems to be the story I hate to finish.
2, finally understand the gap between me and Xueba: she was in a bad mood and suddenly began to do her homework after lying on the table for two minutes. I was in a bad mood and fell asleep after two minutes on my desk.
3. [deskmate is a problem that scum at school can't even learn]
4, my heart is in a mess, and I continue to write another emotion; My love is really sad and records the vicissitudes of life; My love is beautiful and romantic, expressing the forefront of fashion; My hands don't listen, telling helpless nightmares; Dreams cannot be realized and are on the verge of collapse; I have no regrets in my writing, but I have poured out my real regrets; My sky is gloomy in Leng Yan, showing cruelty and sadness; My fate is in the horizon, and the wonderful flowers will last for thousands of years.
5. It's hard to be a slag, and it's even harder to be a bully.
6. What's wrong with me? I didn't propose to you.
7. [I am scum, I am fearless, I cried and said that he would come out, and scum knelt to do the problem, and the answer was wrong. Lumbago, cervical vertebra fracture, schoolmasters all laughed]
Maybe it's too dark around you, so the light and heat you bring are so valuable.
9. Hold out your hand, and the color of water pours out from your fingers like quicksand, like an enchanting and decisive butterfly.
10, [I pretend that the past is not important, but I find that I can't do it]
1 1, hello, scum! -Hey, Xueba! -You scum have worked hard! -at the bottom of the school!
12, please draw a picture of the most impressive and proud moment in campus life, and share it with your friends:
13, there will always be something you want to show off to the world and don't want to share with anyone.
14, love is coming, he is like a beautiful butterfly, so beautiful and so happy. But it is also incomplete, because the butterfly's life is short and it comes and goes in a hurry. But who knows that for a butterfly, with a lover and someone who loves you all her life, she will die without regret. Friend, we are not butterflies, but we are luckier than butterflies, because there will be many people who love you in your life.
15, if one day my enthusiasm for learning is comparable to watching successors, it is only a matter of time before I become a schoolmaster.
16, the years are like a river, the left bank is an unforgettable memory, and the right bank is a youthful time worth grasping. What flows fast in the middle is the sadness of youth. There are many beautiful things in the world, but not many really belong to you. Watching the flowers bloom and fall in front of the court, the honor and disgrace are not surprised. Looking up at the sky, I have no intention of staying, and I have no intention of staying. In this chaotic secular world, it is a state to treat everything around you with a normal heart.
17, a person's loneliness, a person's loneliness. Accustomed to a person lazy listening to sad melody, accustomed to a person silently watching sad words. I always feel that the sky is so blue, and blue makes people a little depressed; The night is so quiet that people want to cry a little; Life is so pale, so pale that people are a little weak.
18, で Sister is a master of learning, but she can't escape learning!
19, when you find someone you hate, you do so many things for your own good. That feeling. .
20. People who have deleted me, don't add me. I don't want to look at people who have left me. 1 1. Those who hate me, please continue and don't give up. I'm really comfortable filling your heart.
2 1, if I spend my time and enthusiasm chasing you in my study, you will only be a scum.
22. Although there is a word difference between Xuezha and Xueba, their positions in the class are far from each other.
23. Xueba, where are you? Xueba needs you.
24. I thought time was the best remedy, but I didn't expect to cure all skin injuries.
25. A heart belongs to a person. What is fairness in love? Love hurts deeply. Falling in love with the wrong person is a permanent sigh; Loving someone who doesn't love you is the beginning of tears, and the promise is a blank sheet of paper. 6. Love is a sad fairy tale, but it is far away and true. It is not painful to give up someone who loves you. Give up one.
26, I hope to get a master's degree.
27. I think my sister was a schoolmaster when she was in kindergarten, but now she has fallen.
28. I am a schoolmaster in primary school, a junior in junior high school and a scum in high school.
29. I have a specialty, that is, every time I do a math problem, I can count for half a day and then avoid the correct answer very accurately.
30. Some stories don't have to be told to everyone. Some sadness may not be understood by everyone. Some past events remain in my heart. Some people can promise not to miss the past. I just want to stay calm, that's all.
3 1, I wanted a junior, but I didn't expect to give it to a junior class.
32. Save your strength this semester, and I'll tell you what Xueba is next semester.
33. Xueba spent a whole evening doing his homework, while Xueba only spent one morning reading class.
34. If you want a bully to teach me English, you want a headmaster to teach me math and physics.
35. When seniors fall in love with poor academic performance, when school grass falls in love with school beauty, when class teachers fall in love with math teachers, when principals fall in love with clean aunts, and when I fall in love with you.
36, suddenly found that I have lost so many people around me; It turns out that some people, unconsciously, played down their relationship.
37. I am afraid that love will eventually separate in my bones.
38. I don't like people I like and people I don't like.
All we have now is happiness.
40. If you don't study hard, you will feel like scum; if you study hard, you will feel mentally retarded.
4 1, no matter how bad your grades are, live with a smile. This is the dignity of scum.
42. Actually, I don't know anything, because I will only watch over you silently.
43. Is it still interesting to have it after losing it? So I won't cry about having it after I lose it.
44. At school, I can only do three things: watch the results of Xueba Show, watch couples show their love, and watch local tyrants show off their wealth.
45, I am not a rich second generation, not a schoolmaster, not a handsome guy everyone loves, but! So what! ! ! ! !
46. The school is scum, but the society is not necessarily scum!
47. We live in a sea of homework, and we are even smaller than those who learn to dominate and reject weak schools. You are dragged into the abyss by mathematics, you are dragged into the grave by English, you are trampled to pieces by Chinese, you are ridiculed by physics, satirized by chemistry, hated by history, resented by geography and abandoned by politics.
48. Is scum studying hard to be worthy of the schoolmaster he loves?
49. Schoolmasters use homework written all night, and school dregs can be done in the morning.
Everything in life will change except that bitch.
5 1, there are always many encounters and acquaintances in life. However, in the network of hundreds of millions of people, there are not many people who can meet each other, and there are many thoughts that blend with each other. There are still many people who can write many intimate feelings for them. Is it because of the promise of past lives that we got the most beautiful meeting in this life?
52. If there are no scum, where can you learn to bully others?
53. scum will find many reasons for themselves.
54. Men don't cry easily, but they don't go deep into love.
55. Happiness should be accompanied by sadness, and after the rain, it will clear up. If rain remains after rain, if sorrow remains after sorrow. Please let us face our future parting calmly. Smile to find an impossible you!
56. No one is perfect, and happiness is not 100%. They know that they can't have so much at once, and they don't have the right to ask for so much. Otherwise, you will suffer and embarrass the other party.
57. Envy those schoolmasters for their excellent love performance! Envy those scum who don't care about falling in love and poor grades!
When I heard you cry, I was suddenly confused and didn't know what to do for you. Singing is like singing to a single person for the first time, and then I find that if the melody is removed, there is no background and no other impurities, I can gently hum it to you.
59. During the exam, scum copied Xueba's answer. After the exam, the scum asked why one question was missing, and the last question wouldn't? Xueba calmly answered the first question. number
At first, my dream was to be a headmaster. Now, I just want to stop studying.
6 1, don't let me see your update without returning my message.
62. Turn on Xueba mode Sorry, your brain is out of memory.
Have you finished reading the review materials? I think it's over.
64. Don't doubt yourself and don't change yourself. Don't care what others think, and boldly pursue what you want.
65. Key and difficult points: Talking about schools.
66. What should I do if Xueba loves learning scum?
67. I don't have the wisdom of learning hegemony, nor the beauty of learning scum. Please tell me what you like about me.
68. When the fate is exhausted, there is no need to stay. What is left is endless melancholy. Without fate, there is no need to be sad, but after being sad, it is just endless loneliness. Fate is the accident of life. Only when flowers bloom can we get together. Fate comes and goes, and no one knows. Let nature take its course.
Xueba, Xueba, where are you going? Copy your homework quickly.
70. Forgive me for getting angry easily when I am in a bad mood.
7 1, the classroom presses the 360 smart camera to talk and do actions ... everyone can hear and see ... which also helps us learn how to live.
72. In class, the teacher lectures at the speed of 4g, while Xueshen listens at the speed of wifi. Xueba remembers at 3g speed, while Xueba watches at 2g speed. Learning losers often drop off the line, and learning scum can't be found or contacted. Finally, it is automatically turned off!
73. Ali said: I stopped because the hour hand fell in love with the second hand and didn't want to part.
74. Smile back, smile.
75. I don't understand the darkness of the night during the day, and Xueba doesn't understand the tears of the scum.
Looking at your face, I finally know how to write hair.
77. Xueba is actually a group of people with low IQ! The master scored 90 points and the scum scored 60 points. It took Xue Ba 17 weeks, Xue Ke 1 19 days, and Xue Ke only used 1 7 days a week. Therefore, Xueba completed 66.7% of Xueba's workload in only 5.8% of Xueba's time. Therefore, the learning efficiency of the scum is 1 133% times that of the bully, which shows that the bully is actually a group of people with low IQ!
78. Knowledge is the light of desire, and wisdom is the light of spirituality.
79. I can't find a reason to leave or stay.
80. Life is only a few decades. Don't leave any regrets for yourself. Laugh happily, cry if you want, and love if you love. There is no point in suppressing yourself.
8 1, learning bullying means spending time learning, using learning? Attitude, in the name of learning hegemony.
82. I am a locked window in my heart, and the cold wind can't come and go. These years of irretrievable wind and frost are particularly bleak ~ the wind is coming, just like a cheap carnival in the whole season, stirring the sadness of the past. Let's start from scratch like a dream. I heard rejection and ridicule. Qq space talk about daquan. At night, I'm just a window to the north in the cold winter ~ {these speak the minds of several people.
83. I want a stable score that can resist the cruelty of exams and have a home in the pile. I want a stable score that I can touch with my hands.
84. The promise is so beautiful, the experience is so sad, the happiness is so little, only the fantasy is the best, and finally the sadness, how much love can wait, how much love can come back, and still fall after the sadness.
85. If no one is with you, I hope you can be your own sun.
86. It's not that you don't want to love, but that you can't love. Because I am afraid of hurting others, and I am also afraid of being hurt.
Marry me, I will flush your toilet with oil, bathe you with Pepsi, and take you to work with Boeing. Promise me?
88. It turns out that love is like a map opened by Zhang Gang, desperate to find a way to reach the true heart.
89. I hate watching schoolmasters and homework kiss me and show my family love in the examination room.
90. In fact, you have always liked learning tyrants, hated learning scum, and paid no attention to learning? .
9 1, I can only do three things in school life. 1. See the results of Xueba Show. 2. Watch couples show love. 3. Look at the local tyrants showing off their wealth.
92. Xueba is struggling, and Xuezha is watching Xueba struggling!
93. I clearly have the heart to learn bullying. Why am I just a scum?
94. In my opinion, the best campus love is that seniors and scum are together!
95, inner suspense, because I can't see it, I am worried about whether the other party misses us; We can't hear or see, and we are worried that the other party will be unfaithful to us; Just because we are not around, we think that love will disappear; But I don't know, not being with him doesn't mean I don't love you; A lot of things, can't see doesn't mean they don't exist.
96. Everyone has a tattooed lover in his life. Fire can't be put out, and water can't be flooded.
97. Xueba: Do you have a brief history? Scum: How do you have time to pick up that thing?
98, the sky, because there is sunshine, it is very blue; Because of the spring rain, the earth is green; Because of the wind and wide; Heart is beautiful because of you! This Valentine's Day is more warm and romantic because of your company! Let my Valentine's Day wishes be with you.
99. Love and love are not enough to enter a woman's heart. You must understand her: understand her weakness of trying to be brave and give her spiritual support; Understand the sadness in her happiness and give her spiritual care; Understand her rudeness and respond accurately to the expectations in her eyes; To know where her heart is going and to accompany her through the storm, she actually doesn't ask much. She just wants to find a lover who fully understands him.
100, growth takes away not only time, but also the courage not afraid of losing!
Talk about Xueba
First of all, hello, scum! -Hey, Xueba! -You scum have worked hard! -at the bottom of the school!
Second, [the deskmate is a scum who even answers the questions correctly]
Third, [I am scum, I am fearless, I cried and said that he came out, scum knelt to do the problem, and the answer was all wrong. Back pain, backache, cervical spine fracture, laughter]
Fourth, learn to bully. Where are we going? With you here, we are not afraid.
5. I envy those schoolmasters, and their love performance is still excellent! Envy those scum who don't care about falling in love and poor grades!
Sixth, scum copied Xueba's answer during the exam. After the exam, the scum asked why one question was missing, and the last question wouldn't? Xueba calmly answered the first question. number
Seven, Xueba, where are you? Xueba needs you.
Eight, I want a stable score that can resist the cruelty of the exam and have a home in the pile. I want a stable score that can be touched by both hands.
The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when the teacher is talking about the fourth chapter, Xueba is reading the eighth chapter and I am still reading the catalogue.
Ten, we live in a sea of homework, floating all over the sky, learning to dominate weak school's schools, we are even smaller than these. You are dragged into the abyss by mathematics, you are dragged into the grave by English, you are trampled to pieces by Chinese, you are ridiculed by physics, satirized by chemistry, hated by history, resented by geography and abandoned by politics.
Xi。 Xueba, Xueba, where are you going? Copy your homework quickly.
Twelve, I am a schoolmaster in primary school, a schoolmate in junior high school and a scum in high school.
Thirteen, my current state: stupid, scum, funny, no money, no appearance, no height, no object.
In my opinion, the best campus love is that seniors and scum are together!
Fifteen, learning tyrants loves learning scum, what should I do?
Sixteen, the blood of Xueba hidden in my body, I order you to lift the seal in the name of Xueba. . .
Seventeen, without scum, where can you learn to bully people?
Eighteen, I clearly have a heart to learn hegemony, why am I just a scum?
Nineteen, the classroom presses the 360 smart camera to talk and do actions ... everyone can hear and see ... which also makes us learn how to live.
Twenty, when the principal falls in love with poor students, when the school grass falls in love with the school beauty, when the class teacher falls in love with the math teacher, when the principal falls in love with the clean aunt, when I fall in love with you.
I can only do three things in my school life. 1. See the results of Xueba Show. 2. Watch couples show love. 3. Look at the local tyrants showing off their wealth.
Twenty-two, my male god: Xueba+handsome boy+game king+good figure+good voice+good personality perfect lover, although a bit dull, I still like you very much.
Twenty-three, scum will find many reasons for themselves.
Classic Quotations: Time tells you what aging is and memory tells you what naivety is.
1. It takes a minute to complete, but it takes a lifetime to cherish.
2. Time tells you what aging is, and memory tells you what innocence is.
One day you will meet someone who makes your laughter and tears meaningful, treats you well and regards you as the most important person in life.
4. People who are too sensitive are always thinking because of others' casual words, not because they are too considerate, but because they are too kind.
If you want something, just let it go. If it can come back to you, it will always belong to you; If it doesn't come back, it's not yours at all.
If I give up, it's not because I lost, but because I understand.
7. We are so absorbed in our wounds that we forget to hold the outstretched hand of others.
8. We feel unhappy because we are not pursuing happiness, but being happier than others.
9. There are fewer and fewer important people around us, while those who stay around us are more and more important.
10. It is said that people who are destined to be together will return to each other no matter how big a circle they walk.
1 1. Cherish today, cherish the present, who knows which will come first, tomorrow and accident.
12. The happiest moment for a person is to find the right person, the one who dotes on you, indulges your habits and loves everything about you.
13. A person's greatest weakness is not selfishness, passion, barbarism and willfulness, but paranoid love for someone who doesn't love himself.
14. Some things we know are wrong, but we must persist because we are unwilling; Some people we know are loved, but they have to give up because there is no result; Sometimes we know there is no way out, but we are still moving forward because we are used to it.
15. Life is always full of anxiety, but we have no choice but to face it bravely.
16. Don't be too sensitive. If you think too much, you will harm yourself. If the speaker doesn't care what the listener wants, just say a word. Do you want to be tired? Many things are remembered only by the listener, but forgotten by the speaker.
17. When you can't get it, it seems to become quite important. When you get it easily, it is nothing. This is human nature.
18. Whatever God didn't give me, no matter how tight my fingers are, they still leak; For me, no matter how much I miss the past, I will have it.
19. People are tired because they often hesitate between persistence and giving up.
I don't need to compromise myself to please anyone. Besides, I'm not that great. Like it or hate it, I don't care.
2 1. Keeping a childlike innocence will help you find your own shelter in the invisible barriers of the world.
22. Expectation is the root of all heartache. If the heart does not move, it will not hurt.
23. If you can't see clearly, let it continue to be blurred. Some things, some love, some feelings, some people, see too thoroughly, but will be hurt.
24. Sometimes, when you ask a question, the other person keeps dodging, which is to tell you euphemistically that the real answer is cruel.
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