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Sometimes I feel very sad when I eat instant noodles.
2. As soon as I turn on the TV, I see Wang, whose quality is so low that I have to steal Xu zhēng ham sausage when eating instant noodles.
3. once again. . . I don't eat instant noodles, okay? I will eat dog food.
4. Wake up hungry in the middle of the night and go downstairs to eat instant noodles. Inexplicably miss Huian's little friend.
5. Shut up. Girls in the dormitory eat instant noodles, which smells delicious.
6. Even if a person eats instant noodles at home, he should eat with a sense of ceremony and delicacy.
7. I am starving. I feel that the whole carriage is eating instant noodles. It smells good.
8. The highest level of eating instant noodles is to look at China on the tip of your tongue while eating instant noodles.
9. Eating instant noodles has the same result as eating hot pot. After eating, you will smell like this all over …
10. Eating instant noodles all the time will really make your face bigger. I made a big circle. Oh, no, two circles.
1 1. I've been entangled in the library for a long time. Do you want to go back to eat instant noodles? Let's arrange such a big event on Friday night.
12. I can't buy a mask at all. I eat instant noodles all day and go out without a mask.
13. I'm really crazy, too. I ate a bag of instant noodles and drank a cup of fragrant red bean milk tea in the evening.
14. I brushed my teeth in bed and my mobile phone. As a result, the more you brush, the hungrier you get. I got up and ate instant noodles. I can't eat any more.
15. Soak at home and eat instant noodles every day. Promise me that I will lose weight after the epidemic is over.
16. When we saw our old classmates, everyone hung up a fake smile and said some pleasantries. We will never stay up reading and eating instant noodles in the dormitory as before.
17. I must eat instant noodles like tomatoes tomorrow. I want to buy three bags. Tomatoes are really boring. I'm very hungry.
18. Eating instant noodles doesn't matter, anyway, no one is distressed. Drink some wine, it doesn't matter, anyway, no one is distressed. ...
19. Yesterday, I was lying on the sofa waiting to see a play, but today I ate instant noodles on the train.
20. Happiness is the realization of every tiny life wish. For example, when eating instant noodles, there is always someone you like to accompany you.
Sometimes eating instant noodles makes you sad (Chapter 2) 2 1. Why I want to eat instant noodles at this time! My stomach turned upside down, and it was miserable.
22. I eat so little now that my old father, who doesn't like instant noodles, made me a bowl of instant noodles for fear that I was hungry.
23. When you are hungry, everyone around you is eating instant noodles, and you are really desperate.
24. I don't like instant noodles now. Not only does it taste bad, but my stomach can't accept it. I want to throw up every time I eat.
25. When you are old, eating hot pot will cause stomachache, eating instant noodles will cause swollen gums, and eating baked gluten will cause stomachache.
26. The technological era that tap water can cook instant noodles has finally come true.
27. Why do Koreans like instant noodles so much? Eat every episode. I'm hungry after watching a TV series.
I haven't eaten instant noodles for a long time. I ate a pack today and felt sick and tired in my throat.
29. I have almost forgotten what rice tastes like. The eighth day of eating instant noodles ~
Titanic told me that I would rather eat instant noodles at home than spend that spare money on romance and cruises.
3 1. I like instant noodles too much recently. Is it because there are immortals living in it?
32. Eating instant noodles at night is so fun and exciting.
33. Always have a luxurious lunch once or twice a month. It's really hard to eat instant noodles without mustard tuber every day.
34. When you are poor, you will eat eight flavors even if you eat instant noodles, and you will not repeat it every day.
35. I finally understand why chickens love instant noodles so much. If I come ten cases at a time, it won't be enough.
36. I want to eat instant noodles tomorrow. I really want to eat instant noodles I must eat instant noodles tomorrow.
37. Every time I secretly cook a bowl of noodles to eat in my room, my mother smells it as soon as she goes to the second floor, saying that you are eating instant noodles again, isn't it! It stinks! How come! How can the old altar sauerkraut stink! Too spicy! ! ! Hum!
38. When I go back to my dormitory every day, I am so hungry that I have to struggle for a while. If I can't stand hunger, I start eating instant noodles. Today is tomato noodles. That's enough. I can't do it without fucking support.
39. It's another time to get up with courage. I have no time to eat in the morning, so I can only eat instant noodles every day. I really admire myself for living enough.
40. When you eat instant noodles alone, you think you are suffering alone, but so am I, and everyone is. This is life.
Sometimes use, sometimes make sentences.
1, memories sometimes give people happiness, but happy memories sometimes make people painfully unable to breathe.
2. So, what is the secret of being a good father? Sometimes things will go your way, sometimes they will go against your wishes, but you have to stick to it, because when all the dust settles, most of the characteristics of a good father will naturally appear.
Sometimes people are making the right decision, and sometimes they are proving that this decision is correct.
4. Stock trading is the same as racing. Sometimes you have to stop, and sometimes you have to hurry. Don't always think that rushing will kill you.
I sometimes wear white clothes, sometimes I wear black clothes, and I put a red robe on my body in the morning and evening. People call me Yun.
6. The past seems to be some old songs on the hard disk. Although they are old and even tired of themselves, it seems that every time you listen to them, you will always go back. Unfortunately, I'm not who I used to be. This contrast is sometimes frightening, sometimes sad and even at a loss.
7. Each of these tongues is obedient. Sometimes they need watering, and sometimes they need to open the zenith to bask in the sun. Different rotten kings looked up at these tongues, and the coquetry tone was like talking about their own children.
8. He sometimes laughs and sometimes hits. Do you think he looks like God's face?
9. Sometimes I like lively, sometimes I like quiet.
10, the moon is sometimes like a disk, sometimes like a watermelon, sometimes like a sickle, sometimes like a halo.
1 1. In the process of growing up, sometimes there will be joy, sometimes there will be sadness, sometimes there will be confusion, sometimes there will be sadness: these are actually a valuable asset, because they are our true feelings and experiences.
12, youth is sometimes extremely short and sometimes extremely long.
13, sometimes making money is not necessarily ability, sometimes making money is related to luck, but making money continuously is related to ability.
14. Some people think that the fluctuation of tides is irregular. Sometimes the tide is big, sometimes it is small. Maybe the temper of the sea is so moody.
15. When he talked about these things, he was full of enthusiasm. Sometimes he talks about the electric tower, and sometimes he talks about the American continent, but he always needs something to concentrate.
16, the mother cat is sometimes put on the bed and sometimes on the roof behind a pile of wood.
17. Sometimes I am gentle, sometimes I am irritable.
18, sometimes I feel like an angel, and sometimes I feel that there is a demon living in my heart. Generally speaking, everyone.
19, raindrops sometimes miss rice grains, and sometimes they shine like pearls.
20. In this regard, Zhou Hongxiang said frankly that art is sometimes like a play, although sometimes it needs a rigorous attitude and sometimes it needs interesting fun.
2 1, sometimes everything has a new beginning when you wake up, and sometimes everything is still stagnant when you wake up, but so what, breathing with your heart, you will always feel different changes.
22. The eyes are the windows to the soul. Eyes can reflect people's different psychological activities and mental outlook such as joy, anger, sadness and joy. I saw different eyes from the teacher's eyes. Sometimes it's praise, sometimes it's criticism.
23, love is like a video recorder, sometimes you have to press fast forward, sometimes you have to press pause, and life is the same.
24. Sometimes I don't feel enough, and sometimes I think you are very good.
25, sometimes love is to have, sometimes love is to let go.
26. Applause is sometimes the boo of the audience and sometimes the cynicism of the times.
27. At some moments, I feel that life is desolate. Many times, I feel that I have everything. Sometimes I have a lot of troubles, and sometimes I am quiet enough. This is really interesting.
28. Sometimes the ground vibration is a sign of a distant earthquake, and sometimes it is a precursor of the next wave of stronger earthquakes, so the situation will be very bad.
29. Sometimes they will reproduce the next generation, and sometimes they just copy genes. Until the time is right, they will pack a large group of children and grandchildren and send them out.
30. There is no uniform price for a promise, sometimes it is worthless, and sometimes it is hard to buy a thousand dollars.
3 1, the holiday is really busy. Sometimes I study Olympiad, sometimes I practice piano and sometimes I study calligraphy, which is much more tiring than when I was at school.
32, life, life! Sometimes it turns reality into dreams, and sometimes it turns dreams into reality!
33. People always believe in love sometimes, sometimes they don't, sometimes they tell themselves that they don't need love, and sometimes they are afraid of loneliness. How annoying love is! It is not easy to hate it, and it is not easy to love it.
It is always strange to talk about the relationship between people, sometimes inexplicably close, and sometimes inexplicably alienated. Sometimes puzzling is a good thing, and sometimes puzzling is a bad thing.
Sometimes I go to exercise in the morning, and sometimes I go to exercise at night.
36. He is very free here, enjoying the different smells of the wind, skylights and going to Qiu Lai in spring. Sometimes it's Sophora japonica, sometimes it's leaves, and sometimes it's the sweet smell of selling pineapples in the street below.
37. We are all lost people in this world. We are all looking for directions according to our own paths. Maybe we are right, maybe we are wrong, or sometimes we are right and sometimes we are wrong.
38. I put this step in the middle of the list of troubleshooting steps, because sometimes I have to finish it ahead of time and sometimes I have to postpone it.
39. A person's life is a curve that fluctuates up and down, rising and falling. Be happy when the valley is low, because you will go to the high place soon, but it is actually very dangerous when you are high, and you can't see the coming valley.
40. You know my grades are unstable, sometimes careless and sometimes careful.
4 1. Sometimes we water them and sometimes we catch insects for them.
42. People sometimes need to understand, and sometimes it is good to be confused.
43. When we are together, sometimes we are extremely happy, and sometimes there are dark clouds, constant disputes and earth-shattering quarrels.
44. Sometimes people try their best to do crazy things, and sometimes it is right to do so.
45. This dog stands on the edge of my house all day, sometimes on cardboard, sometimes standing there staring blankly at passers-by. I observed it for several days and thought it was an ownerless dog. I feel sorry for it. I bought sausages and gave the leftovers to the dog. The puppy wags its tail every time it sees me.
46. A man without an ideal is like a gun without a sight, and a man without a goal is like a feather flying around. Sometimes we all have huge feet to climb the sky, and sometimes we all have wings to soar, but we don't have a pair of eyes to see the fog of the world and a heart to appreciate life.
47. Sometimes it is not hard but stressful, and sometimes it is hard but not stressful.
48. People are always multifaceted. Sometimes you may be duplicitous, sometimes you may be consistent with your heart, because you understand it with your heart. However, not all people are untrustworthy, and not all people are worthy of their own care. Because people's hearts will change with changes. Knowing how to deal with people can solve everything.
49. A man's heart is sometimes hard and cold-blooded, but sometimes it is unexpectedly easy to move, depending on whether you understand the method.
Clouds in the sky are unpredictable, sometimes like a fine horse running, sometimes like a dog shaking its head and tail, sometimes like a chicken looking for food, and sometimes like an elephant drinking water.
5 1. Tibetan mastiffs live in the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau with harsh natural conditions. Sometimes they haven't eaten for two or three days, sometimes they finally catch an animal, but they still don't have enough to eat.
52. Sometimes bad stars can be used to sign doctors, because they sometimes cook drugs.
53. Sometimes the fingers are suddenly big, and sometimes the middle finger is suddenly long.
54. Some things are deep inside, in soft and wet places. They can't be seen, but they are still determined and determined. They belong to someone completely, and they can't be touched or reached. Sometimes it is called love, sometimes it is called hate, and the deepest injury is called forgetting.
55. Computer games are sometimes happy and sometimes sad.
56. I sometimes get hot-headed and think that if I run away sometimes, I'm afraid I'll lose something very important. I'm scared. Luffy was flying behind me.
57. Sometimes the shadow runs in front of me, sometimes the shadow runs behind me.
58. The relationship between people is a kind of repayment. What is owed to others must be paid back, causal cycle. Sometimes in a way you know, sometimes in a way you don't know.
59. The crowd is always happy. It's just that sometimes some people are happy, and sometimes others are happy.
60. Sometimes waiting is beautiful, and sometimes it is painful, because people are always numb when waiting, only remembering what they are waiting for, but forgetting that they are not good at waiting, so they are stupid and hurt.
6 1, sometimes alone, sometimes with others, if you are alert, then not only will there be no contradiction, but there will be extreme help. A person who has never lived alone cannot know the beauty of a relationship, and a person who has never lived in society cannot know the ecstasy of being alone.
62. Sometimes we regard our cowardice as kindness, sometimes our selfishness as love, sometimes our arrogance as confidence, sometimes our darkness as sincerity, and sometimes our ignorance as a bargaining chip. We are really interesting.
63. Don't be too impulsive. Sometimes you have to give yourself another second to think calmly, but sometimes you have to make a quick decision. One second may kill people, so it depends on experience.
64. Many things are like this. Sometimes you can do a thing well without blowing off dust. Sometimes you have to work hard to do a good job. Sometimes, no matter how hard you try, you can't make things as you wish.
65. Love is sometimes small and humble, and sometimes strong and tenacious.
66. Sometimes one person's mistake is creating another person's correct life, and sometimes one person's cold blood is creating another person's kindness. This man is father, a great man who is often misunderstood by us.
67. I am sometimes fierce, and sometimes I can be gentler than anyone else.
Although Angie sometimes takes a second or two to think about it, on the whole, she can understand what I want to say quickly.
69. My father is sometimes strict and sometimes kind.
70. Sometimes love is persistence, sometimes love is letting go, sometimes love is sucrose, sometimes love is poison, sometimes love is dependence, and sometimes love is a shackle. It is precisely because of this constant change that love is colorful and lasts forever!
7 1, tattoos are also alive, just like keeping another creature in your body. Sometimes it will change a person's style, and sometimes it will change a person's fate, so tattoos can't be done casually or tattooed.
On my birthday, my parents sometimes buy me a jiaozi and sometimes a birthday cake.
73. I am curious. Sometimes I think I have tasted love. Sometimes love is sweet.
74. Sometimes falling in love is a kind of helplessness, and sometimes leaving is another arrangement. To love you and your loved ones, please don't smoke.
75, time to treat pain, but also deepened the pain; Sometimes it is too long, sometimes it is too hasty.
76. Home is not only a house, but also a person. Sometimes you will try your best to leave him, and sometimes you will go back to his arms regardless.
Loneliness and sadness: Youth is sometimes extremely short and sometimes extremely long.
1. It's all just for a little secret: I used to like you so much.
2. When you are strong, you will meet someone stronger than you; When you get better, you deserve better.
3. Sadness always comes unexpectedly. You think you have wrapped yourself up, but it can always find a weak gap and stab a bloody wound.
I don't know what happened, but it keeps going. The living can die and the dead can live. The love in the dream is not true.
From crying and jealousy to smiling and admiring, only I know best how time crawls through my skin.
6. You can't cross Qian Shan.
7. Some words can never be said and some tears can never flow out.
8. I never cry to you. I always make you feel that I am happy. That's because no one in the world knows better than me. Your smile that never dies is all tears that can't flow out.
9. Not disturbing is my last gentleness.
10. What I regret most in my life is that I wish I could grow up quickly when I was a child.
1 1. Time has changed, walking around, will that person still be in the same place, waiting for you?
12. Dusk is the most beautiful moment of the day. May every wandering heart get an eternal home under the lamp.
13. I would rather be a passer-by than see through the twists and turns of the story.
14. I didn't miss you very deliberately, but I thought of you in many, many small moments. For example, a movie, a song, a lyric, a road and countless moments to close your eyes.
15. You are the joy of youth, and vice versa.
16. I always thought that people are pure, but I forgot that people are awesome.
17. I can't be her pillow or your cat. I can only be my sweetheart.
18. You are my dream of being swayed by considerations of gain and loss, and I am your dispensable person. After all, this arrow that crosses mountains and rivers stabs emotional and morbid people.
19. As time goes by, people will finally understand that the original plots buried in the youth, the tragedies directed and staged in youth,
20. Everything will pass, and everyone will go their separate ways tomorrow. Life is not about length, happiness and sadness, love and hate. Everything will pass, just like those flowers and running water.
Sometimes work is too chilling and disappointing.
Sometimes work is too chilling and disappointing (number one) 1. You must learn from your mistakes. The next time you change jobs, the first consideration should be to have a good boss. Really chilling, there will be no conscience for the benefit, and there are many reasons! ! !
2. When it comes to the bottleneck, everything goes wrong, work goes wrong, life goes wrong, and even someone finds fault with you ... Look at everything from another angle, don't blame others for their mistakes, don't understand and don't talk nonsense.
I am fine, but I am tired. After a night's sleep, all wounds will heal.
I hope today's efforts can be remembered with a smile in the future, and I don't want to spend a long life regretting today's decadence.
Although I am very sad, thank you for your blow. You let me know how to be strong.
I feel sad. Not because you lied to me. But I can't trust you anymore.
7. Strong people can't hold on to tears. If his persistent heart gives up, he will be hurt to the end. When people are tired, they can find a place to rest, and how to comfort themselves when they are tired; Only in an empty corner can you dare to vent all your sadness and release the self you have been carrying; What makes people lose motivation is not fatigue, but that no one understands. People are tired, and injuries are not emotional intelligence. Life is hard, please see others pay, feelings are rare, please see others care.
8. If you are not good enough, your contacts are worthless. Not sought after, but attracted. Only equivalent exchange can get reasonable help. Good morning.
9. I feel more and more tired. Don't regret it if you decide. Be firm in your heart, there is no turning back.
10. Who doesn't have troubles, who doesn't have bitterness, who doesn't have ups and downs, who doesn't waste time, life has ups and downs. Don't be nervous and depressed, don't pester and squander, relax and live a chic life.
1 1. Walking makes me feel cold. A little sick. I've been ignoring people except work these days.
12. Although I am late for work every day, I still get off work on time.
13. The deepest loneliness is not being alone for a long time, but having no expectation in my heart.
14. Hard work.
15. Record the most disappointing day for the company and the boss! Maybe there will be more disappointment next.
16. Tired of life, work, making friends, loving people, longing for family, or tired. I'm so tired, I don't know what reason to live.
17. Life is a network full of loopholes. The so-called class reunion is to give everyone present a chance after many years to see what is change, what is time like a knife, and what is things.
18. The boss's oppression of employees in small private enterprises in China is really chilling. Since it's all squeezing, why don't I change to a company with good treatment?
19. Some people are really chilling and see through some things. Hehe, the famous saying is still right. No matter how nice you are to people who don't have friends at work, it's useless, because in others' minds, you are just a colleague and what you see is always your bad side.
20. Don't be too tired because of busy work. Be optimistic about what bothers you. The pursuit in your heart will never be given up. Sincere friendship is the most precious. I get drunk occasionally when I relax, and I am happier every year.
Sometimes work is too chilling and disappointing (Chapter 2) 2 1. The hardest thing in life is to choose; The most difficult thing at work is decoration; The most painful thing in life is to ask for trouble; The most painful thing in life is injustice.
22. The more you grow up, the more cautious, the more cautious and fragile you are. Growth takes away not only time, but also the courage that is not afraid of losing.
23. If I want to resign, I think the longer I stay, the more disappointed I am with the company. At first I said help, but later it became more and more natural and excessive. Are bosses like this? They can't stand doing the work of several people with one person's salary.
24. I never thought that I would be accused of being scheming, terrible and smart-nosed. . And I, the boss who is conscientious and dedicated to serving the company, is really chilling. I dare not say how rare I am, but I can say that I am diligent enough to treat this job with a clear conscience.
25. You were happy when I gave you a candy. When you see me giving two others, you will have an opinion of me. But you don't know that he gave me two pieces of candy and you didn't give me anything.
26. When you want to give up, you should think about what you can accomplish. If not, stick to it, or you will accomplish nothing.
27. Some scenery is enjoyed by one person, and some roads are taken by one person.
28. No matter how many grievances you have suffered, you must keep them in your heart.
29. A very realistic sentence: You must have enough strength, and your principles and bottom line will be respected.
30. Going to work means getting up earlier than chickens, sleeping later than dogs, eating worse than pigs and doing more than donkeys.
3 1. When others are in trouble, you try your best to help, when you are in trouble, others try their best to laugh. These are all realities. When you are proud, your friends know you, and when you are in trouble, you know your friends.
32. It is also said that God is going to travel and can't even leave work after work.
I don't know when I began to like myself. Think about it as if it were after you left me cruelly.
34. I can't feel anything except full of grievances and chills. Two people worked so hard, and this is the final result.
35. It doesn't matter if you are tired from work. What makes you feel chilling is that you are being scolded, and your efforts are not recognized and you can't say it. If life can be simpler and easier, I will be satisfied.
When you are pregnant, you would rather work than rest. After giving birth, I hope you will work as soon as possible, but I am afraid you will quit. How can you not be chilling?
37. Everyone will be tired. No one can bear all the sadness for you. People should learn to grow up by themselves for a period of time.
38. I have been eating and drinking in the lake recently, and I have to go to work with Boss Gao and have a meeting tonight. It's really chilling. Can't people be tolerant? A little tired.
What saddens me more than losing you is that you didn't try to be with me.
40. I thought that as long as I like it seriously, I can impress a person. Always give. It turned out that I was only impressed by myself.
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