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The meat rotted in the pot.

A: Thank you for your applause. He started the cross talk competition again.

I will come again soon. ...

What's your hurry?

B is late. I'm afraid the judges won't give me an award.

A: There is no prize. As soon as you stepped onto the stage, the audience gave a warm welcome.

B It may have something to do with the screen prize I won last time.

So this year, are you going to go? ...

B is going to win the newcomer award.

What newcomer award? The audience is no stranger to you.

B is ripe!

I think we should introduce our relationship.

B is that necessary?

A: Of course it is necessary. If some viewers are not familiar with it, will it be impolite for us to be father and son?

B If you say so, introduce it.

A: Of course. My name is Yang Yi.

Then I said, my name is Yang Shaohua.

We are father and son, father and son. ...

B I'm dad. ...

I'm not arguing with you. I'm a son.

B I didn't argue with you either! What am I fighting for? Me?

Well, dad wants to say that our life is getting better every day.

B, it's a well-off life for everyone.

A You are very fashionable.

B it's called keeping pace with the times.

A Hey, listen, my dad hasn't been idle for years.

This is called the burning years of passion.

A and b (yeah! )

Dad, I want to speed up the pace of our family getting rich. I think we should invest in something.

B, do something?

A I think we should invest in opening an Internet cafe!

Can that thing make money?

A of course it makes money. What era is it now? Now is the network information age! Internet has entered thousands of households, from enterprises to governments, from institutions to schools, from families to society, and it has become an indispensable part of our lives. What is the most popular now?

What's b?

Surfing the Internet.

B: Oh.

What is the most popular in A? Surfing the Internet. Therefore, opening an Internet cafe will definitely make money!

Is it?

Let me tell you, dear dad. ...

No ... Don't call me honey. ...

What about a?

Your wife heard that she was jealous.

A she ... What do you mean she? What's so great about her? What is she?

B false horizontal.

Who is the fake cross? She can't compare with you, and no one can replace my father.

Of course, no one can replace me.

A: Ah!

Who will replace me? Your brother doesn't like it either!

My father is getting older every day now.

B I save money every day.

Yes, my father is very rich. Who in our family has difficulties, especially economic problems, you have never refuted my father, have you?

If it's business, B I will support it.

A: Ah! My father has worked for us children all his life.

B you should go.

A didn't enjoy a day's happiness.

B it's always like that.

As a child, I feel guilty.

Don't say that.

A I have the responsibility and obligation to make your old age better and better.

My son was not injured in vain.

I have to earn a lot of money to thank my father for his upbringing.

Listen to this.

But how does A make money?

B didn't you say you were going to open an internet cafe?

A Yes, it needs investment to open an Internet cafe now, but there is no money to invest now. What do you say if you have no money?

What's your hurry? I thought you said you had no money. What did you say?/Sorry? Do what you like.

Why did A run away when he mentioned money?

B how fresh it is, you can't pay back the money you borrowed.

What do you mean by saying this in front of so many people?

B in a hurry.

Who's in a hurry ... who won't pay back the money? Did I lose money by not doing business?

B, you did business and I lost it.

A: It's all rotten meat in the pot!

B is carrion ~ it's all in the pot, it's all in your pot, and there's nothing in my pot

A can't tell you. I'm telling you, this internet cafe will definitely not pay for it. I've finished checking, and the boss Huang told me everything.

Who is it?

The yellow one.

B is yellow before it is dried.

What do you mean, if you don't do it, it will be yellow ... Huang Ba wants to give me the Internet cafe, and people say it's for my own good. What did boss Huang say?

"Brother, you picked up a bargain. How many people are staring at my internet cafe? Why don't I give it to him, you know? "

Nobody wants it.

A "Who says nobody wants it? Shall I give it to him? Not so friendly. Can fat water flow into the field of outsiders? Is it? We are good friends! This meat can't rot in the pot! "

B I know where this sentence comes from. Let me ask, do you get any marks for doing this thing?

A: I don't know. What do I want you to do? It doesn't matter if you don't believe me. You can't help but trust this yellow boss, can you?

B yes. Ah, I know him. Who is he? I haven't met him yet. Let me tell you, do you get any marks for doing this? It's hard to handle. Now the government expressly stipulates that children under the age of 18 are not allowed to enter Internet cafes. Do you know?

It doesn't matter. Later, Boss Huang said it.

What did he say?

"Brother, that's great! The government's policies fully show its concern for us. Children under 18 are not allowed to enter Internet cafes, so where do children under 18 live? Don't they all come to this internet cafe? "

You are so naive. Why don't people check you?

"Who checked? No matter who checks, my child here asks 18. "

How is that possible?

"You teach him!"

B how to teach him?

A "How old is the baby?" "Uncle, this is 16."

B only 16 years old.

"Do you really want to play? Don't say 16 if you want to play. If you want to play, just say 18, not 18. The police will come and take it away! How old are you? " "Uncle, this is 18." Do you see it? You can teach it.

Teach children to lie.

A "18". Ha, sit there and play. How old are you? ""Uncle, this is 12. " "You don't talk nonsense, you grow so tall, you see the beard grow out. 12? Don't say 12, don't say 12 if you want to play, say 18 if you want to play, and don't say 18. Take it away when the police come! How old are you? " "Uncle will say this about me 18." "Sit down and play. How old are you? " "Uncle, I am 9 years old. "

B can't speak fluently.

A 9-year-old child goes out in cold weather? Go for a walk ... "

Go home.

A "How old are you?" "Uncle, I am 9 years old, too." "You are 9 years old ... don't go, son. Come and sit here. They are not 18! "

b? Two counts as one! Is it wicked or not?

A "sit there and play, sit there and play."

No, are you evil?

A: "I'll be finished if I don't lack money."

B you can't say that. You treat the second generation like this, right?

A "What should I do? Isn't it just to make money for children when we open Internet cafes? Open an Internet cafe to earn money for your child. You need to train him so that he just wants to surf the Internet, don't want to go to school, just want to play games, don't want to get grades, just want a mouse, don't want a schoolbag, just want to get into the car and don't want to go home! "

B hey! What you said is too simple. All Internet cafes should close at 12, okay?

A "? It won't take 12 o'clock. I'll lock the door at 1 1 half past one. "

Have all the children gone home?

A "It's all locked in the Internet cafe."

B is locked in?

"Ah, there seems to be nothing outside ..."

B what about inside?

A "lively! Oh, the children are so happy. The children keep shouting, the pages are changed layer by layer, the keyboard keeps jumping, and the mouse keeps moving. They all forget their troubles and time, and the more they talk, the more money they make. "

B: You've tried your best to make money. Your parents can rest assured that you won't go back for a day.

A sentence "unreasonable!"

B who is unreasonable?

A "What kind of parents are you? Do you have parents like you? I'll show it to you all night, son. What else do you want? Is it easy for me to look at me with 100 children alone? /kloc-more than 0/00 ... "

Stop. How big is your scene? This position ...

A "Our family, this scene is not small, the building area alone is more than 30 square meters!"

B how many machines are there?

A "More than 100 machines"

Where should I put B?

A "crowded don't ..."

B can't squeeze in!

A "stubbornly, computers are dead, people are alive, and people are alive. Isn't it crowded for children to plug in and go downstairs? "

B it's called the internet. This is called immoral. Can the child stand it?

How can you not love? Can't it be warmer in cold weather? " ? Really. "

B Don't you have heating there?

A "Don't you have to increase the cost if you want heating?"

B you're afraid of spending more. That won't do. The child is cold.

"Come on, the children are a little cold. I'm not just doing this to train children and exercise them. I want them to know what hardship is and what a bad environment is. You see, the child's family is spoiled and fragile now. I did this to let him know how you can become a master without suffering. If you are young and don't work hard, you will be sad. I want to tell them that if it is gold, you have to shine. If it is a child, it is necessary to surf the Internet. If it's meat, it's rotten to me

Here we go again! If you treat your child like this, can the child not be sleepy?

"Sleepy, I think of some way to not let him sleepy ..."

What can I do?

A "you play well, you open your eyes. Are you taking a nap? "

B Can I stay up all night?

A "Open your eyes for me, don't play like that. You knock on the computer with your eyes closed, and then the computer logs off. Come on, let you light one, you light one, light ... where's your father? Your father doesn't know you're here. Come here and I'll give you some. "

B who did you order for? Teach children to smoke?

A: "Who teaches children to smoke together? Isn't that just to solve problems? "

B Can smoking relieve drowsiness?

A: "If smoking can't solve the problem, we have other ways!"

What can I do?

"I teach children to surf the Internet!"

B isn't this online?

A "this network doesn't work, I teach them to go to that bathhouse subnet! It is the feeling of entering the bathhouse when you enter this net. "

B there's nothing to feel in the bathhouse.

A: "You entered the men's bathhouse."

What are you? ...

A "women's bathhouse"

b? Yellow website!

"You are the only one ..."

Stop.

"You scared the children ..."

B, it's over if you're scared to death! Look at this, you are not doing it right, and your business license will be revoked!

A "You are a layman when you listen, and the countries with more than 30 square meters of Internet cafes will take pictures of you! Who will take your picture? "

B You don't have a legal person here?

"We don't need laws here, we just need people."

B: I understand everything. This boss Huang is a human being, so we can't ignore him just because he is not a good guy. You must never answer this internet cafe. If you make a mistake after taking it, it will be too late to regret it.

"Well ... don't listen to your father, he is so old. What does he know? How many new things does he know at his age? I'm not looking down on him, he knows what INTETNET is, he knows what OICQ is, and he knows what WC.COM is ... "

B I know that the meat has rotted in the pot!

A: "It's no use learning from me. Don't say complicated, he may not understand it. He knows what is upload, what is download, what is floppy drive, what is hard disk, what is memory, what is CPU, what is Bill Gates, and what is rotten meat in the pot. "

That's all you know

A "I tell you, it is impossible to make money without taking some risks."

B it's not an adventure, it's very dangerous!

A: "This is a challenging career."

B I think this is a direct provocation against the government.

A "how can I tell you to understand? There is no sweetness without suffering. How can you make money without taking risks? How can you see a rainbow without experiencing wind and rain? No one can succeed casually, can they? Heroes have suffered many hardships since ancient times. Heroes and teenagers since ancient times. The river flows eastward, and the stars in the sky join Beidou. Drink if you want. Dare to be the first person to eat crabs when it's time to do it. Listen to me. Boss Huang was right. Go your own way and let others talk. "

I said your place is a mess.

How do you listen to boss Huang?

B not so good! You call this boss Huang, I'll talk to him, I'll talk to him, I'll find him.

You can't talk to him.

B what?

You can't tell him until next August.

B he's out.

A was sentenced to one year in prison.

B went in.

A. Boss Huang said it the day he was arrested.

B has gone in. What else did he say?

"Brother, today's things are not accidental, it is inevitable. I swallowed my tooth, my arm was broken, I hid it in my sleeve, my foot fell off, and I hid it in my shoes. My meat, my meat is really fucking rotten in the pot. "

B should!