Qq classic funny talk daquan

1, mom said, the food is cold and put it in the refrigerator to heat it up.

2. What you can't get is not terrible, but what you can't keep is jokes.

The most romantic thing I can think of is watching you grow old alone.

Everyone has a problem. The more I like it, the more I like bullying.

A hunter killed a fox, and then the hunter died. The fox said, ha ha ha, I am a reflection fox.

6. In the lower left corner of the computer screen, this product is actually called "Start", but every time I click it, it seems to end.

7. Tanabata, boring? Are you disappointed? Hold a glass of wine and taste a little lonely.

8. Research shows that under any circumstances, the opposite sex deskmates once liked each other.

9. A brother's life. You will win this battle.

10, teacher, don't bother to give me a place, I can talk everywhere.

1 1. You only look thin when I am fat, lest I look ugly when I am thin.

12, all the bad emotions come from exams, gaining weight, lacking money and having no partners.

13, I only love to lose my temper with you, because I subconsciously believe that you will not leave me. Stupidity turned out to be a kind of dependence.

14, who, like me, will suddenly tremble when sleeping at night and feel like falling out of bed.

15. What should I do if I am so angry that I am about to explode? Poke your stomach with a needle and let it pass.

16, the so-called review is to confirm that you can't. Really can't.

17, going out to play with friends, "where to go" has become the most difficult problem in the world.

18, you are showing off in an ostentatious manner with your sisters. Do you believe me?

19, we live in sewers, and we still have the right to look up at the stars.

20. In the next life, be a national protected animal. At least, someone will care about Tanabata.

2 1. I haven't understood mathematics since I picked up the pen that fell on the ground in the first day of junior high school.

22. Why am I always funny in the eyes of others? Because you don't look like a goddess.

23. Since you are shameless, it is much easier to be a man.

24. If you are bored, you can play with your nose for a while.

25. Dignity is your own business, and others can't give it.

26. There is always an answer to everything. It's better to let nature take its course than to worry about it.

27. Now I feel my heart is free and my body is ready.

I couldn't sleep last night. Count the moon and fall asleep in the middle.

29. In that prosperous era, we were hurt beyond recognition by loneliness.

30. How funny? You think you really know yourself.

3 1, there is no swearing in the world. Do more math problems and you'll have everything.

32. All encounters in the world are reunions after a long separation.

33. You look very creative. A smile made us all lose our heads.

When the whole world doesn't want you, remember that there is still me and I don't want you.

35. I am willing to indulge in learning and fall in love with training at the beginning of school.

I wanted to press you against the wall and kiss you hard, but I didn't expect to bump you into a concussion.

37. Why do people say you are ugly? I am very happy.

38. The teacher said I was a dung churn, so what was my classmate?

39. Ridiculous or ridiculous, it is youth without regrets.

40. I recently read an unforgettable book and benefited a lot. I forgot the title and content.

4 1. You are the biggest pencil case I have ever seen. Aren't you tired of holding so many pens?

42. There is no upper limit for food intake, showing no lower limit; Lazy people who are unsuccessful in socializing expect the peak; People are ugly and control their friends, and they don't like houses. Being single is always melodramatic, without money and willful.

43. The homework has been put in the window, which is open. It's up to you

44. Tanabata is the loneliness of a group of people.

45. After Tanabata, we will have the same chic.

46. The advantage of maturity is that you don't want what you didn't get before.

47. When the tears fell unbridled, I realized that I was nothing.

48. Nine dollars for marriage. Twelve yuan for divorce. Divorce is a fool's business. How expensive!

49. The eyes are the windows of the soul, and the bags under the eyes are the windowsill of the soul.

If there is military training, it will be sunny. If you have a holiday, it will rain. If you do your homework, it's the day before school starts.

5 1, what are you, I don't want you?

52. I feel that every beautiful scenery is telling me: fall in love, fall in love.

I have a dream since I was a child, that is, everyone in China will give me a dollar.

54. I wonder who will be cheaper in the future.

55. I suddenly found myself so powerful. I used to do my homework on paper, but now I do my homework on books.

I want to be like Conan. Wherever I go, there are dead people.

57. You won't laugh over and over again because of the same joke, but why do you cry over and over again because of the same thing?

58. You who are crying, me who is pessimistic and him who is far away can't escape love.

59, who can understand Duan Yu's mood, just like a woman is the illegitimate daughter of his father, as a result, he is not his father's own!

60. Did you treat dichlorvos as cola and let your head drink it at 80 cents and 12 Jin?

6 1, the whole world is sending out the sour taste of love, and only I am sending out the fragrance of single dog.

62, because I have never met, I have never been sad. Never happy.

Now that someone in the class has become a monitor, it doesn't matter what his original name is.

64. You are really a potato. Why? Because you are old and interesting.

65. If the mid-term score slaps you, slap it back at the end of the term.

66. Women's greatest failure is bravery, but men believe it.

67. Some people say that love makes a person humble, and love makes a person lose himself.

68. You always complain that you don't have a talented father, but have you ever thought that your father is also complaining that he doesn't have a son who doesn't live up to expectations?

69. The first one suffers, and the second one suffers.

70. A good man is sleeping with a girl repeatedly for a lifetime.

7 1. I will celebrate my birthday alone, Valentine's Day alone, Children's Day alone, everything alone, and let me pass the exam alone if I have the ability.

72. I like you. It's none of your business. I'll try it if I like it.

73. The biggest failure in my life at present is calling your name.

74. Part I: You are the headmaster, and Part II: I am a teacher. Horizontal batch: two idiots.

75. Every time I quarrel with others, I always feel that I have not played well and want to quarrel.

76. The gray sky is not a sign of rain, but the tranquility of the clear sky.

77, quit pornography, if you are telling me pornographic stories in the future! I'll tell you a more yellow story.

78. What's your favorite portrait? Apple phone! Why? Because love is crazy!

79. Sometimes being fat is also a kind of beauty. At least I am fat but not greasy.

By the third year of high school, the value of our school has fallen by at least half.

8 1, I am not fat, I am swollen because I am allergic to life.

82. Can't you really be intimate? I won't go behind your back again. I want to hold you.

83. Mobile phone, why did it die so fast? Tell me who you're yelling at!

Bear, I have an appointment to be the heroine of your wedding.

85. What you can't say is called worry, and what you can't keep is called story.

86. Only good-looking people are young, and only ugly people get acne.

87. If I can choose my own life in the afterlife, I would like to be a quilt and overwhelm the whole world.

88. Since there are many beautiful women, there are obviously not enough ugly women.

89. When I was a child, I liked to pour water into the bottle cap and drink it. It felt like ancient people drinking water.

Happy Children's Day. Don't overwork yourself.

9 1, except when you have your period, you don't look like a girl.

92. As soon as my girlfriend said she missed me, I knew she was hungry again.

93. You show half a * * doesn't mean you are sexy, it only means that your underwear is small.

An impulsive girl like me should give me a good beating to calm me down.

95. In the teacher's eyes, any question on the paper is given points.

96, comrades. The summer vocation has come to a close. What do you mean by good study? What about a good way to lose weight? What about good study? What if I don't play computer? What did you do?

97. You asked me how much I love you, and I killed you on behalf of the moon.

98. Your farewell is deposited in my sea and accepted silently.

99. Yes, I am like a man, but have you ever thought that I am also a woman among men?

100, no delicate facial features, only an attractive face.

10 1, you can coax me back, not because you are capable, but because I can't bear to part with you.

102, please? * *, for Ximen Qing.

103, sometimes busy, busy in a daze.

104. If you step on a banana peel and slip, you must get up and keep stepping on it. If you step on it, it won't slip.

105, the shoe buyer who despised me today, be careful to flash his tongue today.

106, since I can put you on the tip of my heart, I also have the ability to put you on the tip of the knife.

107, seeing you is like seeing small vegetables in the market, with a lot of money.

108, I think the funniest thing is that everyone around you is laughing, but you don't know what they are laughing at!

109, you may not love me or like me, but you can't tease others with the expression I sent you.

1 10 I warn you not to praise my beauty behind my back next time, but to my face if you dare.