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Say that you have no money, say that you feel that you have no money (selected 5 1 sentence)
When I first met you, I thought you didn't have the money to buy medicine for treatment, but it took me a long time to know that you had given up treatment.
3, the so-called holiday, the family suspects that there is no money to go out, and every day is particularly idle.
4, lover "daughter-in-law, after I earn money, I will rush into the bank card and tell you the password, and you can buy whatever you want." "Well, all right" but not much money "is not.
5, Tencent pit, you create with your heart and don't make money, you play a fart.
I beg you to marry me, although I have no car, no house, no money and no diamond ring. But I, I have a heart to accompany you to your old age. When you are old, I will be your crutch.
7. I can drop whatever I like, which has nothing to do with you. . .
8. We didn't spend your money on school uniforms, and long bangs didn't block your face. You are jealous of our youth when you are old.
9. If you have money, you will be presumptuous; If you have no money, you will be bound.
10, when we were poor, we really loved each other; When we are rich, we no longer love each other. Is love nourished by poverty in the past or submerged by wealth now?
1 1. Money is not everything, and sometimes you need a credit card.
12, when a woman has no money, most men choose to work hard to support her. But men have no money and 90% women choose to leave. "You are experienced.
13, even if you think you will die without him now, you will feel that you will die without money in a few years.
14, leave me alone? I am very bad. I'm not pretty. I have no money. I have no strength. I am a scorpion. I am invincible. Stay away from me. After all, I am not the warmth you want.
15, truly rich people are lonely people! Real beings are poor!
16, I won't bend over if money falls from the sky, because even pies won't fall from the sky, let alone money.
17 I want to tell those who work in the summer that they can still live a chic life without working and money!
18, only a lot of love or a lot of money can cure the disease of insecurity.
19, thank you for not having money, thank you for not bowing all the way, and there is no one around now. "
20. People who have no money always think that the money of the rich is bought with love, while those who have no love always think that the love of those who have love is bought with money.
2 1, I heard someone say today that power and money = men. I wonder, isn't it a man without money and power?
22, girl I have no face, no body, no money and no potential, but girl I am domineering, I have a style that you don't have.
23. Do most people get paid before they work, or do they work before they get paid?
24. Someone must understand this mood.
25, my current state: being a fool is better than having no money, no looks and no height.
26. Most of the 80% poor people in the world have happy love, while 80% of the 20% rich people lack happy love.
27. I have no money, but do you want love?
28. Some people really don't know how to do it. People who borrow money hurt their feelings. If they don't lend you money, they say they have no feelings. If they borrow money, they don't even fart. I'm fine now. I'm ignored.
29. If you have no money, you are afraid that others will look down on you. Look down on yourself if you have money.
Y: It's the first time I found that I had no money in my pocket, so I felt very insecure.
3 1, ask what the world is like, you are a waste without money.
32. Money is presumptuous; If you have no money, you will be bound.
33. I'd rather know a friend who has no money and no power to talk and laugh with me than a country dog who has a powerful face and thinks himself lofty all day.
34. Have money to do things well, but have no money to do people well!
35. List of women's lies, the first sentence: I don't care if you have money.
36. Money can buy a house, but it can't buy a home; Marriage, but not love; Clock, but can't buy time. Money is not everything, but it is the root of pain. Give me your money and let me suffer alone!
37. No money, no potential, no death, everywhere is cheap, I dare not look.
38. When I was a child, my family had no money. I always pull a rope and tie a plastic bag to fly a kite.
39. Charge the money and continue to shine! Then the TV station released the first-class news. Some people bought it purely for dedication. I didn't think it was "commendable" after watching it for a long time!
40. I finally understand that people are nothing without money.
4 1, rich people, poor people work hard!
42. At this moment, I feel that I have no friends. Money without money is the gap.
43. Reality tells us. What happened? Don't worry. It's nothing. Don't go bankrupt. What are you moving? Don't get emotional. .
44. There is nothing wrong with this world. You are ugly and have no money.
45. Growing up, my best and most effective trick was to leave the money. . . .
46. Forgive me for my poor mouth and money.
47. I'll get out when I'm bored. If I don't comfort people, get out. If I talk too much, get out. If I have no money, I'll leave. I don't have the potential to get out. I don't live to please you.
48, no money, no power, no longer good to you, can you follow me?
49. I firmly believe. . . Just drag a boy around 16 years old out. More than 70% of them have less than 20% of the money, and 30% of them not only have no money, but also owe money to others.
50, always say no money, drill seven times and you will have a member!
5 1. Now more and more rich people in this society tell me how to live without money ~ Now most of my friends are traveling in the summer vacation, but I stay at home every day = =
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