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Men's favorite disgusting love words

Men's favorite disgusting love words

Men's favorite disgusting love story, many girls prefer to use their own silent way when interacting with men. In order to narrow the distance between two people, it is very important to express their feelings appropriately. Here are some disgusting love stories that men like to hear.

Men's favorite disgusting love story 1 1. Boys' favorite disgusting love story

1, I have always been a good judge of people. You are my man at a glance.

I have been a staunch materialist all my life, but when I met you, I began to hope for an afterlife.

I really want to sneak a look at you when I am hungry. This may be called a good meal.

I like the flowers in spring, the wind in summer, the frosty flowers in autumn, the snow in winter and you every day.

I want to drink a pot of old wine with you, sit on the floor, listen to the wind and thrush, then light a cigarette and burn everything.

6, life, it is inevitable that there will be unsatisfactory, if you become ignorant of how to love yourself, don't worry, and I love you.

7, the joy of love at first sight, eyes are all about you, you are my gentle home, you are the reason for my life.

8. If there is 1000 step between us, you only need to go out of 1 step, and I will approach the remaining 999 steps.

I want to be a willow on your way to work. I use the breeze as an excuse and willow branches as a comb to cut your hair every morning.

10 I'll give you my whole soul, together with 1800 kinds of bad habits, such as eccentricity and short temper. In detail, it is really annoying, but only one thing is good. It loves you.

Second, a trick makes men miss you crazy.

1, don't be melodramatic when something happens, admit your mistakes generously and then sell cute.

He sleeps late in the morning and wraps him in the quilt like sushi.

Take the initiative to shave him, and then bite his chin when he is not looking.

Call him up in the morning, call his name one by one, and don't mention anything else.

He was brushing his teeth, and suddenly he came and patted his ass and said, Oh, it feels good.

6. Call his name, and then smile at him without talking. Repeat it a few times and he will kiss you.

7. Set the desktop of the mobile phone as his photo, and then say, I changed it to a particularly beautiful desktop.

8. Walking on the road, take the initiative to hold his hand and gently draw a circle in his hand with your fingertips.

9, care about him, take medicine when you have a cold, add clothes when you are cold, and remind you to go to bed early when you work overtime, so that the little things in life can bring warmth.

10, before hanging up, I forgot to tell you something, and then I said in a very gentle voice, do you know that I really like you?

Men's favorite disgusting love story 2 1, I am really happy with you, so don't leave me at any time, I will always accompany you.

Best of all, you suddenly gave me a hug. When the crowd was crowded, you naturally took my hand.

You are my first choice, my last choice and my eternal choice in this life.

I want a serious relationship, starting with you and ending with you.

In the most beautiful years, Me Before You, I don't know how many good deeds I did in my last life.

No matter what happens in the future, no matter what you become, you are still my favorite person.

7. Loving your love is hopeless, because loving you is a decision I will never regret in my life.

8. No matter how sad the sentence is, I can't write my heart pain. Just as the person who loves again is not you, you can't love deeply.

9. Before I met you, I didn't want to like someone. After meeting you, I don't want to like others.

10 You know, no one touches my heart like you.

1 1. Since you have identified a road, why ask how long it will take?

12, I've been wild all my life and never stayed for anyone, but since I met you, I'm willing to protect you all my life.

13. Every time I send you a message, it's an adventure, because I'm stuck in emotions all day.

14, you asked me if I love you. In fact, you should know that love is not worth asking.

15, I will remind myself every day that you are the best gift that fate has given me, and I will not get carried away because I already have it.

16. Memory is like water poured in the palm of your hand. Whether you spread it out or hold it tightly, it will eventually flow clean through your fingers.

17, I'll come back if you want. I am free tomorrow and the day after tomorrow. As long as you miss me, I am free every day.

18, I always forget to tell you how lucky I am to meet you. I want to hold your hand and propose a toast to all the guests one day.

19, thank you for your time, impartiality, and avoiding the turmoil, so that I happened to meet you.

In my eyes, you are the best man in the world. No matter what happens in the future, I will be by your side.

2 1. If I were your girlfriend, I would do something strange and force you to have a drink in front of me, just one.

22. I think you are very happy, because you can choose to love me or not, and I can only choose to love you or love you more.

23. I really can't do anything well without you. Sure enough, only you can save me.

24. I didn't know until I met you that there is a feeling called attachment and a feeling called love.

25. If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right; If right equals no you, I'd rather be wrong all my life!

The thought of spending the rest of my life with you makes me look forward to the rest of my life.

27, don't always talk to me, uh-huh, oh oh, will not chat with me make you climax? Talking about a dirty space.

28. Two men are looking at beautiful women in the street. The handsome one is called appreciation, and the ugly one is called hooligan.

29. Love is like multiplication, one of which is zero, and the result is always zero.

30. It is much more cost-effective to spend time meeting one or two intimate friends than to talk about a few fruitless relationships.

From the day I met you, every step I took was to get closer to you.

32. The person who loves you the most in the world is the one who is willing to spend time with you.

Men's favorite disgusting love story 3 1, I'm waiting for a boy, drunk with tears all over his face, and then jump into my arms sweetly and say, I really can't do it without you.

2, three teas and six gifts, the media is right. I'll take you home.

Even if I go to the grave of love with you, I won't look back or die.

I don't want to be your eyes, I want to be your sweetheart.

5. The Milky Way is rolling, and you are the ideal of the world.

Because of you, my heart is always busy.

7. Lying at night listening to the wind and rain, the iron horse is you and the glacier is you.

8. Seeing you, my possessiveness exceeds the standard.

9. Neither the earth nor the sun is the center of the universe, but you are.

10, I like you, the kind of love that remembers your name.

1 1, true love is always touched by warm and grand care, just as my heart is slowly blushing.

12, I want to accompany you from a bohemian youth to a stable pillow person.

13, be a girl as sweet as candy, and then sweet to your heart and melt you.

14, I don't want a moment of warmth, I just want your lifelong companionship.

15, I'm such a fool. I can't do anything except like you.

16, the Milky Way is boiling hot, you are the ideal of the world, things change, you are the beauty of the world, everyone is mediocre, you are the star of the world, everything is ups and downs, and you are the way home.

17, you are not a nobody, you are all my mood and weather.

18, to others, you are an ordinary person. But to me, you are my whole world.

Men's favorite disgusting love story 4 1, don't think I like you, I still pet you, feed you and sleep with you.

2, save water, please take a shower together.

3, you take the initiative, we not only have stories but also children!

If I am the sea, you are the coast. I want to shoot all the waves at you.

I like the way you blush, and I like the way you gasp.

6. Before, I just wanted to watch the stars and the moon with you. Now I just want you to stay in bed.

7. I have scolded you a hundred times in my heart, all because I love you.

8. The deep sea will not be heated by a cup of boiling water. I don't like you because of the heat. Maybe you are not the best, but you are what I want most.

9. I miss you for one second in one minute, and the remaining 59 seconds are in the aftertaste.

10 is your blood type square? Why else are you so handsome?

1 1, getting drunk is a very erotic thing because your mind is full of ideas.

12, you are instant noodles, I am boiled water, and I will soak you all my life!

13, you object to this position, I want to sit firmly for life.

14, hey, I dreamed of you last night! Do you think I miss you or miss you?

15, whether you are by my side or on the horizon, the thought of you in the corner of the world makes me feel that the whole world has become gentle and stable.

16, I just want to have four things with you every day, three meals a day.

17, I came all the way to see you just to hear your shortness of breath in my ear!

18, rice in the pot, people in bed. Help yourself ~

19, do you know what kind of person I want to be? Be your person

20. Feel free to eat snacks. If you are fat, we will exercise together to lose weight.

2 1, if the routine meets you, I'm sorry, I did it on purpose.