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The first time with your boyfriend (what's it like to sleep with your boyfriend for the first time)

Netizen: Originally, I slept well. In a daze, I heard the people next to me say that I couldn't stand it. I can't take it anymore. Then I felt his face was so hot. As a result, he squatted up and did nothing, but held back because I said I didn't want to get pregnant.

Netizen: The first time I slept with my partner was when we went out to play. The room we opened is a double bed. We agreed not to sleep separately. As a result, we both drank some wine that day, and I was very happy. I feel a little dizzy because I haven't drunk enough. After entering the room, he said that you sleep here and I sleep there. I went in, took a shower and fell asleep. I don't know how to do it for him. It turned out that I was in the wrong bed in a daze. He said I didn't want to be sent to bed.

Netizen: When my boyfriend slept with me for the first time, he didn't sleep until about one or two. He said he couldn't sleep and kept looking at me. Although I didn't fall asleep, I pretended to fall asleep peacefully.

Netizen: The first time I slept with my boyfriend, he asked me to take off my clothes. I didn't take it off anyway. He still respects me. Nothing happened, but I couldn't sleep. I'm afraid of what he will do. When I kissed for the second time, my mouth was swollen.

Netizen: Tell me about sleeping with my husband for the first time! I asked him, do you snore? He said no. Then he snored all night. I slapped him in the face and woke him up and said, don't you snore? He said in confusion, yes, I fell asleep and didn't hear snoring! You won't fight! Shit! Now our daughter is 8 years old!

Netizen: That night, after the passion, I lit a cigarette. Maybe I am too tired. The cigarette butt accidentally rubbed against the girlfriend next to it, and then it sounded like a balloon explosion and turned into a stump! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! This is the first time I have slept with my girlfriend.

Netizen: I am a shy girl ... so the night we slept together, I was embarrassed to take off my clothes and turn on the light. I've been blushing, and I feel liberated after turning off the lights. ...

Netizen: I turned over to my home, called to help solve the puzzle, was turned over to the bed, and then screamed in pain. Finally, I sent her home without sleeping together. I hope not to show it to her. I think I'll be beaten if I watch it.