April Funny Quotations 202 1

1. Someone always says in front of me: live first, then live. But I found that when you are busy with life, life is gone.

Hands and feet can touch the heavens and the earth, but the heart should be placed between the rules.

3. What should I do if I meet a snake in the wild? Don't panic, hold up an umbrella with a warm smile and pretend to be Xu Xian.

4. Speak well of your boss, speak ill of your subordinates, lie to your wife, lie to your lover, tell jokes to acquaintances and talk nonsense to strangers.

5. Kill the birdman and I will become an angel!

I thought that as long as I was as black as coal, no one would recognize me, but I was wrong. I was completely wrong. Now I'm as black as a light.

7. "XX simulcast": Before 10 minutes, the leaders were very busy, during 10 minutes, the whole country was very happy, and after 10 minutes, the rest of the world was in dire straits.

8. Director: "Real art is priceless!" Actor: "We should devote ourselves to art!" " Reporter: "Can you get out of bed and take some photos first?" "

In my country, even foreigners regard me as a foreigner.

10. arguing with MM about whether whales are fish or not, I finally said that "the Japanese also have a personal message" and she agreed that whales are not fish.

1 1. Commitment is like fart, earth-shattering, and then pale and powerless.

12. Fat, why are you always so attached to me?

13. A person's life is like taking a shit. Sometimes you have worked hard, but all you come out with is fart.

14. Love is like gambling. Anyone with red eyes bets on his organs.

15. The belief in success is like an alarm clock, which will wake you up when you need it.

16. Effect of contraception: If you don't succeed, you will become an adult.

17. I am not a casual person, I am not a casual person …

18. The furthest distance in the world is that we go out together. You buy four generations of apples and I buy four generations of apples.

April funny quotations 20xx

1. Several little boys scraped together a dozen dollars to buy toys, but they didn't know what to buy. One suggestion: go and buy sanitary napkins! People don't understand, why? The boy said, I don't know, but TV said that with it, you can climb mountains, water ski, play ball games, skate and be carefree and happy.

2. Love is like sneezing. You can always sneeze inadvertently, but when you try to sneeze intentionally, it's always unsatisfactory.

Why do they always play clips at the end of news? Answer: I tell you, we brag in the draft!

Many people say that marriage is the grave of love, but love that can be buried underground is better than a corpse in the street.

I saw you fall in the street that day, and I was anxious. I hope the reality can be like the internet, and I can click on the praise in the lower right corner.

6. Tencent's "input" has given many people hope and disappointed many people.

7. People are tired because they can't put down their shelves, tear off their faces and solve the plot.

8. Your future depends on your dreams now, so go to sleep!

9. Being single is very painful. Being single for a long time is more painful. I saw a sow the other day, and everyone thought its eyes were good …

10. Pure, fictional, chaotic and beautiful.

1 1. The furthest distance in the world is not that you and I live far away, but that students live in different rooms.

12.96 the urban management team leader died suddenly in the street-the dogs were exhausted, showing how cruel the ruler was!

13. Rain says the sky will shed tears, coffee says life should be used to bitterness, and I say living is simply suffering.

14. the effect of contraception: if you don't succeed, you will become a "person".

15. The difference between a lie and an oath is that the listener takes it seriously and the speaker takes it seriously.

16. Don't say others are mentally ill. The premise of mental illness is to have a brain.

17. Ancestral psoriasis, specializing in old Chinese medicine.

18. Who is the future girlfriend I am in love with now?

19. Borrow a friend's car, and the friend said to refuel it when returning it. When I returned the car, I rushed to the car and applauded.

20. People who are born not afraid of death are not born, so don't pretend to be TM!

April funny quotations 20xx

1. beheading is nothing, the head is no bigger than a bowl of scars, and after 18, it is a zombie …

It is said that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. Looking back, I actually streaked in Too Many Cooks for 20 years!

How nice it is for parents to take that 10 minute for a walk!

4. Philosopher's love is a discussion topic, writer's love is a composition topic, mathematician's love is a calculation topic, politician's love is a judgment topic, ordinary people's love is a filling topic, and boring life is full of love.

No book in the world can bring you good luck, but it can make you become yourself quietly.

6. There is always a gap between ideal and reality. Fortunately, there is still a gap. Otherwise, who needs ideals?

7. Everyone has a dark side. If you say you are simple, I can only say that you are not human!

8. Life is like taking a shit. Sometimes you work hard and all you get is a fart.

9. If you want to be rich, raise fewer cadres and more pigs …

10. How did you die? Not so poor as to die.

1 1. Is that man nice? The pixels are relatively low!

12. Opportunities flow everywhere like clear water; Opportunity is like moonlight, there is a gap.

13.08 zg is full of disasters and nothing is normal, so the zg football team is normal!

14. Men are walking genitals!

15. I went to the city to take part in the pigeon racing yesterday, and I went alone.

April brand-new humorous mood phrases

April brand-new humorous mood phrases

1. Don't talk to me about feelings, what a waste of money!

2. I curse you all your life for buying instant noodles without seasoning packets!

Grab your son's hand and drag him away.

4. The ideal is full and the reality is skinny.

5. If people don't attack me, I won't attack; If people offend me, comity three points; If people force me again, I'll give you an injection; People still attack me, kill the grass!

6. We only have one earth, so everyone should cherish it; There is only one me on the earth, so everyone should love me!

7. People are iron and fans are steel. If you don't pretend to hold it for a day, you will panic.

8. Those who know me worry me, and those who don't know me feed me porridge.

9. I don't know the true face of Lushan Mountain. I'm only in Mount Tai.

10. I want to underestimate myself, but my weight doesn't allow it.

1 1. I am very virtuous-I can't do anything at home.

12. It is said that 80% of online status displayed on QQ is on-hook, and 80% of offline or invisible status is online.

13. Me: I'm well-proportioned, imposing, with big eyebrows, a tiger's back and a bear's back. I'm absolutely beautiful, with a delicate complexion and strong arms. I'm soft on the outside and hard on the inside. I'm docile in the wild and dissolute in the melancholy. I'm simply a model for men and a gospel for women ~

14. Love is like poop, once the water is washed, it can't come back ~ Love is like poop, once it comes, it can't stop ~ Love is like poop, but it's different every time ~ Love is like poop, sometimes it's a fart to work hard for a long time!

15. Is there true love? Of course, there are many in TV series.

16. The hero is very sad about Beauty Pass. I'm not a hero, but the beauty let me through.

17. The biggest difference between doing and not doing is that the latter has the right to comment on the former.

18. Rich people hold a money field, and those who have no money go home and get some money to hold a money field.

19. If you have money, you have no home. If you have no money, worship God.

As a typical loser, you are really successful.

2 1. Love is always more sacred than marriage, and marriage is always more affordable than love.

I didn't mean to be different, so I can't have outstanding taste.

April 202 1 hello, simple mood, talk about a new beginning and new hope in April.

1. April, still with a chill. The wind is blowing, catkins are flying, like graceful flying butterflies, spinning in a small golden halo, falling lightly between the eyebrows and the palm of your hand. I am at a loss, a little sad, and it is the season of catkins flying again.

I have no story to tell. I only bring my favorite spirits. If you are willing to accompany me, sit down and raise your cup. I will naturally have plenty of time to spend with you. Hello in April

Goodbye March, hello April. I hope all my deep feelings will live up to my expectations, and all my efforts will not be in vain. Looking down on the vicissitudes of life, my heart is still strong.

Life is neither long nor short, just enough to have a good look at the world. See you in March.

April sunshine shines on your body, sometimes gentle, sometimes stinging your eyes.

6. In April, everything is thriving. In April, a flower bloomed in my heart.

7. Sometimes, the best comfort is wordless company. Being with you is all you have, and love will last until you get used to it. Hello in April

8. Let's drink to the past. I hope there is no time to look back. May you get everything you want in your heart and let go of everything you can't get. May there be stars in your eyes, oceans around you and sunshine in your heart. April is the most beautiful day in the world. See you in March. Hello in April.

9. Your destiny is not determined by your talent or ability, but by your choice. You are your choice.

10. The taste of missing someone is like drinking a glass of cold water and then condensing into tears drop by drop. Hello in April

1 1. In April, I like to smell the swallows whispering and rush back to my hometown in the countryside against the rising sun.

12. Don't complain when you encounter difficulties. Since you can't change the past, try to change the future.

13. You can do whatever you want. Be a warm person, smile lightly, love gently and walk steadily. Hello in April

14. a group of people, from zero to existence, from existence to essence, one road, from narrow to wide, from wide to strict, but their initial intentions remain unchanged. Along the way, I saw a lot of traffic, and Fang Zhihang was far-reaching. See you in March. Hello in April.

15. If there is a distance between the branches and the soil in the world, I will only fall and touch your soft heart. If you hold me in your hand, I will burn all the bright colors in the April breeze, just to melt them into your eternal mark. If time stops here, I am willing to die at this moment. I would like to float into your life and turn into a thousand-year petal rain.

Classic quotations of campus youth in April

Classic quotations of campus youth in April

1. We applaud the variety of youth, we are impressed by the lofty aspirations of youth, but at the same time we lament the shortness of youth. Our youth didn't suddenly look back, but it was full of ambition of "a fierce journey and a whip across Qinghai-Heluo". We travel around the world with youth in our hands and experience the majesty of the truth about the Leaning Tower of Pisa. Feel the majestic mountains and rivers of the Great Wall in Wan Li, hold hands with a grass, and face the smile of Jinsong in the same spring. Similarly, our youth also has the pain and helplessness of falling, as well as disappointment and sadness. However, after a painful baptism in youth, we learned to be strong and stood up resolutely in the wind and rain.

If you want to enjoy happiness, you must have the courage to bear the sadness behind you.

3. Let time take me away, go far away, go where you can't see.

For you, I put down my pride and everything, but I was hurt all over.

I hope to find my muse one minute before Singles' Day, hehe, the first second is ok.

6. Before every sincere narration or recollection, it is difficult.

7. Talk about the romantic agreement, why only the echo in the text is left.

8. On the day you left, I decided not to cry. I closed my eyes against the wind and tried not to blink. ...

9. The distant light rippled in the darkness near me, like waves of ups and downs.

10. In those years, I think I will never forget those crazy people who accompanied me crazy.

1 1. If you give me a tear, I will see all the oceans in your heart. Good words and sentences

12. I found that the person I like is not me, and my heart suddenly fell to the bottom.

13. I love you whether you are here or not.

14. I have never had the view that "love is supreme" in my life. "Truth first", "morality first" and "justice first" should all be regarded as the principles of the right to sue. No matter how crazy love is at the climax, it can't violate these principles. Those who try to hide their shortcomings in order to succeed in love are actually stupid.

15. The grievances that can be said are not grievances, and the lover that can be taken away is not a lover.

16. The poet said: "Summer is the season of sound, the sound of flowers, the sound of grass growing, and the sound of us growing up gently."

17. Every girl was once an angel without tears. When she meets a boy she likes, she cries-so she becomes a mortal. So boys must not let girls down, because girls give up the whole heaven for you!

18. In fact, whose youth is not like this, standing on the cusp of time.

19. If the ending is happy, I would rather bear all the pain; If the ending is painful, I would rather give up all the happiness.

20. Youth will eventually decay. Time is fair to everyone. No one can afford to lose unless it is something new in recent years.

2 1. Shihe said, Give me a way and I'll teach you how to go. -North

22. The whole world is tied to loneliness, and I am also a person of this world.

Classic quotations of campus youth in April

1. Old people describe youth as happy memories, but few people describe youth as longing. We always live a sad life in youth.

You are so shameless and heartless, you should be very light!

However, youth also needs to be cherished and worked hard. Newton devoted his youth to discovering the law of universal gravitation; Einstein put forward the theory of relativity when he was young; Feng Ru released his youth and became the first plane designer and pilot in China.

4. Father pays much more than your man. Why don't you love him?

In my lonely life, as long as I have you, I will always be happy.

6. I was still waiting for you, but you forgot that you had been here.

7. Years have aged the face, and what has precipitated is unspeakable emotion.

8. We are all as young as wind chimes ringing in May, humming sad songs and dreaming beautiful dreams. We are all young, and we love fireflies dancing in summer nights, and our eyes are still; We are all young, and we like to let our hair hang down and our skirts fly. We are all young and want to shoot a vicissitudes of life by moonlight. When we are not young, who is inclined to this beautiful dream?

9. 17 years old, the tail of youth is short and gray; Just like the last note of a piano piece, no matter how high the tone is, the ending is disappearing and leaving.

10. Cherish the happiness in your hands. Every beautiful moment is an eternal memory. In the lonely age, I hope happiness can accompany you all your life. I want to talk, my dream is over, and I meet Chunshan in the mirror.

1 1. If you love someone, please treat him gently, no matter how long you have been in love. If we can always treat each other gently, then all the moments will be flawless and beautiful. If we have to part, we should say goodbye and be grateful for giving you a memory.

12. Pain is the only thing that can make people awake instantly.

13. Don't cry for too long. If you wet the wound after scabbing, you will get infected again.

14. If one day we are not together, we should be together.

15. In my years, I often lost more than my youth and courage.

16. Sometimes, you need to go out for a walk, clear your mind and think about who you are and where you want to go.

Classic quotations of campus youth in April

1. If you don't want me, please leave me and stay, just keep making me sad.

Although I was hurt, I remember it was love.

Whether you are stupid or not depends on whether you can play dumb.

4. Only by grasping the present can we control the storm of tomorrow, enrich the illusory tomorrow, and create the brilliance of tomorrow only by grasping the present!

5. Love is not complicated. It comes and goes in three words: I love you, I hate you, or forget it, hello, I'm sorry.

6. It's been almost half a year! Hey hey, I only tell my wife the specific things! Well, I went to call my wife. Let's go!

7. I stood in the corridor, standing by an unclean window, looking up at the sky at an inclination of 45. There are no geese flying south, no clouds, and everything is gone.

8. Scientists say that in the few seconds when your life comes to an end, what you have experienced in your life will flash before your eyes like a movie.

9. Every youth will grow old, but I hope you will always be good in my memory.

10. Wipe away the tears on your face, but you can't take away the painful feeling in your heart.

1 1. I lost my way in reality and dreams, and shouted desperately at the bottom of the deep valley, but no one could hear and understand. Only the parting song of the mountain stream is singing the sorrow of this lost person!

12. There is too much room for love, but too little love words can be filled in.

13. Even if you give me the whole world, all I care about is your smile when you look at me.

14. Once-in-a-lifetime youth, the purpose is just to listen to the voice of flowers, see the silence of flowers, and then leave.

15. Because I loved it, I won't be an enemy; I won't be friends because I've been hurt. If it takes 500 times to look back in the past to let this life pass by, then I feel very happy! In fact, passing by is also a deep fate.