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A 600-word press release about interesting things in a junior high school class

A 600-word press release about interesting things in a junior high school class

Others say that things in one’s own class are the most interesting. But I really think what happens in our class is interesting! ?

"Ding ding ding, ding ding ding." "This is another Chinese class, hey." A classmate said. "Whatever, as long as it's not a math class, it's fine. Mathematics class is too boring. In addition to doing questions, you still have to do questions." Another classmate said. At this time, Teacher Dai gently opened the door and saw us talking. He said uncomfortably: "Look, your class is really, oops!" The students stopped. Teacher Dai saw that his classmates were quiet and said, "I'm going out to have a meeting, and the class cadres will take care of it." After saying that, he immediately walked out of the door. The students thought that Teacher Dai was going to have a meeting during this class, and they immediately started shouting with joy. "Quiet, read a book by yourself." The monitor said, and everyone gradually became quiet. After a while, the second group started to make noise again for some reason. I stood up and saw Long Wenjuan and the others passing around clothes. I said seriously: "Long Wenjuan! What are you doing?" "What's wrong?" Long Wenjuan said pretending to be innocent. I got angry and said, "Why don't you listen to the class cadres, An Jing." "It's not my clothes, and I didn't spread it first." Long Wenjuan retorted. "It's not yours. I can't leave it with you first!" "Why are you only talking about me? There are so many people spreading it." I couldn't bear it anymore and said, "Because I saw you spreading it first." Then, I also clicked on the names of other people who were passing the clothes around, but they continued to pass them around, actually treating it as a very interesting game. After a while, Wen Haonan said: "Give it to me." So Tao Qilin gave it to him. As soon as Wen Haonan took over the clothes, Teacher Dai came back. Teacher Dai saw many people talking in the class and said, "So what, hey, it's really your class. Qiu Yanhan, tell me what's going on." "It's the second group who is passing out clothes." "Those who are passing out clothes stand up. "Basically, most of the people in the second group stood. Teacher Dai said: "Who started first?" Everyone turned their attention to Tan Xiguo. Tan Xiguo said that she put the clothes in the bag and it was Ye Jing who passed them around, and she only started passing them on later. Teacher Dai was very angry and said: "Your class is too selfish, I can't leave it there if it's not yours..." A lot of words. They were also punished. ?

I really hope that the teacher will not be angry, anger is harmful to the body. I believe that after this lesson, we will no longer be selfish. We will definitely become generous, polite and good students! ?

Part 2: Interesting things in the class?

The things in the class are all kinds and strange, some are sour and some are bitter, some are sweet and some are spicy, and dramas are staged every day:?

Look, today is no exception. The male protagonist is Wang Sheng, who is naughty and mischievous after class. "Jingle bell," the annoying school bell rang like a reminder. The students walked into the classroom helplessly, still reminiscing about the ten minutes of happy time between classes. The students sat quietly in their seats waiting for the teacher. Only Wang Sheng muttered: "One, two, three...ten." As soon as he finished speaking, a familiar figure appeared outside the door, it was Teacher Lu. I really admire his ability to predict the future. Every time he counts to ten, Teacher Lu always comes to the classroom on time. The title of "demigod" is indeed worthy of his name. Teacher Lu walked into the classroom, glanced at the whole class, cleared his throat and said: "Today, we are studying "A Pocket Full of Insects"" Everyone lowered their heads and evaded their eyes. Finally, Teacher Lu's eyes were fixed. On Wang Sheng. ?

Wang Sheng lost his liveliness just now, beads of sweat oozed from his forehead, his face flushed, but he pretended to be calm, but his hands no longer obeyed his orders and were trembling. ?

Teacher Lu saw this with an imperceptible smile on his face: "Wang Sheng, stand up and read the text." Wang Sheng stood up tremblingly: "In the south of France... ...There is a criss-crossing stream..." Along with Wang Sheng's trilling voice, there was a burst of laughter in the classroom. With a "pop" sound, Wang Sheng's face was left with "Five Finger Mountain". Wang Sheng has become "eggplant face". Before he could recover, Teacher Lu said a cold word: "Reread." Wang Sheng was so frightened that he broke into a cold sweat. He really regretted reading the "Book of Changes" last night. If he had spent half of his time reading the text, he would not have ended up like this. He stuttered and hummed, and received a crisp slap in the face. Wang Sheng's legs trembled slightly, and he became even more nervous as his classmates made sarcastic remarks: "What are you picking up some stones for, it bursts your trouser pockets" but he read it as "What are you picking up some stones for, it bursts your crotch".

It made the students in the class roll forward and backward, and Wang Sheng's face turned into a twist, and he didn't know whether he was laughing or crying. Teacher Lu was also amused by his funny look. ?

After class, Wang Sheng became energetic again. My classmate Zhang Chang's trousers had a torn seam. In front of the girls, he blushed like an apple, covered his crotch with his hands, and walked quickly back to his seat. Wang Sheng had long forgotten the pain and looked at the picture: "I saw your hall turned dark this morning, and I guessed that you were in trouble. I told you to lose money and eliminate disasters, but you didn't listen. It's too late to regret now." ?

Oh, Wang Sheng, you are worthy of being called the "iron teeth and bronze teeth" and "steel-faced warrior" of this class. ?

Part 3: Interesting facts about the class?

My class is both the best class in the school and the worst class in the school. I say it is a good class because it is a key class in the school. The average score in every test is the highest in the school, and every student has a unique skill. It is not false to say it is the worst, because my class has the best discipline in the school. Bad. However, outsiders only see its disadvantages but not its advantages (depressing!), so we have to study under a lot of rumors every day and accept the teachings of teachers. Fortunately, we are "accepting" it every day. After the teaching, Teacher Cao (the head teacher) comforted us, otherwise, we really wouldn’t be able to survive! ?

It is true that all the students in my class have special skills. ?

There is a great comedian in my class, whose nickname is Han Kexing. For a while, he imitated Teacher Cao and spoke Pingshan dialect (it really looked like it). Once, Director Hao (Director of the Communications Office) delivered a letter to my class. Han Kexing imitated Teacher Cao’s voice and said: "You are doing something, please leave!" Director Hao had been scolded by Teacher Cao several times before. This time he heard "Teacher Cao" "After speaking, he hurried away, leaving only the laughter of my classmates. (Director Hao is so pitiful). Another time, Han Kexing loudly preached his "Pingshan dialect" in the classroom. It happened that Teacher Cao came to the classroom and heard that Han Kexing was vigorously promoting his classics, which made him, a person who didn't laugh, laugh. ?

When people ask who writes the best calligraphy in our school, they will say it is Li Wenhui, so she got the reputation of "little calligrapher". We can't just write on paper, we have to look at actual actions: most of the articles on the display window of my class were written by Li Wenhui. She won a big success in the "campus calligraphy competition" organized by the school, and... (There are too many to name.)?

"Music Master" - Hao Ran. He has a good voice and seems to be able to sing all popular songs. He even showed off his talents in the school singing competition. The classmates in the class always ask her about all the songs and singers. In this way, everyone gave her the nickname "Music Master". ?

"Top Learning" Tao Kaili. Speaking of Tao Kaili, no one in our school doesn’t know her. She often won the championship in the school. Don't think that her good grades were achieved by holding books. She has her own "unique secrets". Teacher Cao also asked us to learn from her (I also want to learn, but she doesn't teach it!)?

You can see many paintings in the window of my class that were painted by two people. Who are they? They are the famous Chen Lanlan and Huang Juanjuan in my class. They both lost in the last school painting competition. Even I feel pity. ?

There are so many things in my class that I can’t finish them in three days and three nights...?

Part 4: Interesting Articles about Flag Raising?

Monday ?

"Please come down from all classes to raise the flag immediately." The thick accent echoed in the campus. This voice came from our dean. ?

We crowded toward the door like a swarm of bees. You wouldn’t let me, and I wouldn’t let you. It was like fleeing. The disciplinary committee member had to come out to maintain order, "Everyone, stop crowding and line up." However, no matter how she shouted, the classmates in our class always ignored her words and continued to push and push. ?

“Rise up, people who don’t want to be slaves...” The heroic and powerful national anthem sounded in our campus. When we were in elementary school, we were all Young Pioneers. We had to salute when raising the national flag, but in junior high school, we didn’t have to. ?

However, at the moment when the sound rang, someone in our class actually raised his hand, and he was the only one in the whole school who was saluting. ?

We were stunned at first, and then the whole school pointed at him and laughed. Our head teacher was furious on the side, with two eyes like frog's eyes, staring at him fiercely, as if he wanted to swallow him up in one bite. ?

Everyone can imagine what happened to him in the end.

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Interesting article about being late?

Tuesday?

In the early morning, my mother was holding a chicken feather blanket in her hand and roaring at the lion in the east of the river: "Wake up!"?

I opened the door a crack and asked groggily: "What time is it now?"?

"It's 7:45 and you're still in bed and can't get up, right? I want to be scolded by the head teacher!" My mother dragged me out of bed by my ears with one hand, and beat me hard with the chicken feather blanket in the other hand. (The above scenario is purely fictitious)?

"Mom, you are a jellyfish. You have so many hands and you can also emit venom." I muttered to the side and glanced at the clock on the wall. . "It's 7:50!" I yelled wildly, grabbed the schoolbag on the table, and disappeared in a flash. ?

"I pedal, I pedal fast!" I stepped on the bicycle pedal hard and rushed towards the school like an arrow. ?

I stared straight at the "life-saving bell" on the wall, "Fortunately I'm not late." I sat on my seat and panted. ?

"Ha, ha, haha..." Intermittent small laughter came from behind me. I turned my head: Laoban put his hands on his waist, pointed at the clock and shouted: " You’re not late! Can you watch the clock? Come to my office?” I was surprised and rubbed my eyes, ah! It's 7:10. My teeth were chattering and my back was cold. (You must know that the punishment for being late in our old class is very scary.)?

I came back from the teacher’s office...?

My face was blue, my lips were dark purple, I sat in my seat in a daze, dumbfounded. ?

“Hey!” My best friend Lily came out of nowhere and patted me on the shoulder, “Miss, it feels good to race and be late.” ?

“It’s not bad. "I said weakly while lying on the table. ?

Part 5: Interesting facts in the class?

"Look at the moves" Deng Shuang doesn't care whether others can bear his Nine Yin "chicken" bone claws, he just stares at them for a while "Scratching hard" (actually the scratching is not painful or itchy). "Oh, Master Deng, please spare your life!" Wang Tao was caught and asked to "kneel down and beg for mercy" to Deng Shuang. "Humph haha. Quickly change the target." After singing, he set this target on Wang Zhen. Along with the lyrics "Hey, hey, hey, use the chicken bone claws!", Wang Zhen was caught by Deng Shuang and held his head with both hands. "Touch." Deng Shuang's head was hit hard by someone. Deng Shuang turned around with an angry expression to see who was not afraid of death and dared to treat him like this (the "violent man"), but as soon as he saw it, his expression immediately changed to one of surprise - it turned out to be Teacher Fan. "Your ears are hurt! I was hit twice in class and you are still making trouble. Stand on the podium!" Teacher Fan's criticism made Deng Shuang stomp his feet in anger. In fact, Deng Shuang cannot be blamed for this. Ever since the class was replaced with music that day, many students were not used to it. However, Deng Shuang did not give in obediently. Standing on the podium, he also published his "superior works" from time to time. Coupled with those funny actions, we laughed and "bent forward and backward." Example: I thought that my charming and handsome Deng Da would also end up like this today; since ancient times, beauties had a bad fate, but unexpectedly, in today's society, handsome men "whitewash" first; I was born to be useless, and when I am useful, I will die, etc. There are so many funny sentences that we can’t count! ?

“I don’t want to, I don’t want to, don’t want to grow up. When I grow up, there will be no fairy tales in the world, I don’t want to┄┄” Everyone in the class knew when they heard this “killing a sow” voice. Who is making the "noise"? "Beauty Wang, stop singing. My ears are going to be deafened by your "natural sound"!" I complained to Wang Yue. "Thank you for the compliment!" She answered me beautifully. Dizzy, my God. Didn't she understand what I meant? I'm going to collapse! ?

"Stop braying like a pig!" It seemed that Wei Xin couldn't stand it either. "Ugly people tend to do mischief!" "What are you talking about!" Wang Yue said as he asked Wei Xin's seat "attack". When Wei Xin saw that the situation was not good, he quickly kowtowed and admitted his mistake: "Oh, no, it's nothing." It seemed that he also knew that Wang Yue, a "little hot girl," was not easy to mess with. However, Wang Yue would not let him go because he said "it's nothing". She kept scolding Wei Xin, "Female orangutan, it's not your fault that you are ugly. But, you came out to scare us kind-hearted little ones. It's your fault, ladies!" Wei Xin felt very uncomfortable when he heard Wang Yue scolding himself as a female gorilla. But what can he do. No matter who faces this sharp-tongued Wang Yue, he will be at a loss.

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The above are two excerpts from Class 2, Grade 6. Want to know other weird and interesting things? Just look forward to my next submission! ?