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Sister, you are an angel who fell to earth. Who has this article?

When I was born, I felt something pulling me back. I gave my calf a hard push, but unfortunately I couldn't kick anything. There is no way to do this. The moment I landed, I cried loudly. But when the nurse gently held me in her arms and boasted that I would be a beautiful young man in the future, another nurse shouted, "Oh! There is another one! " In this way, another little guy was born. They call us twins!

The world that once belonged to me alone, now there is another child to share with you. You should give her half of everything. As long as I am a little dissatisfied, she will call her mother in a louder voice than me, so I have to obey. When I was five years old, I didn't know which forgetful uncle gave me a toy submachine gun, but I forgot that I had a little ancestor. So when she came to me to give her half of the gun, I didn't say anything. After all, the gun is a boy's toy, but she stubbornly called her mother, and her mother said, "You are my brother, let your sister go!" " Then I gave her the gun. After she shot me, I lay down and pretended to be dead as she asked, thinking, "I'd rather be my sister!" Go be an unlucky brother! " Then she burst into laughter and stepped on my stomach to pose as a winner! Poor me, who knows that our parents are only a few models who don't value boys over girls, you can imagine my position in the family. Our family is a happy family of four in the eyes of others. The number of men and women is still balanced, but why can't the status be balanced? Later, I grew up bit by bit and learned from real life that this is purely genetic!

Until we went to kindergarten, my popularity in kindergarten was better than her, because she was fierce and probably used to bullying at home. She treats everyone like me, and people certainly won't be really oppressed by her like me. Soon she came to me in tears, saying that there was no one to play with her and asked me to accompany her, so I had to do it. She is the boss of our family, and I won't listen unless I don't want to go home! So I gave up playing with those beautiful little girls and went to accompany this little girl. Once, a reckless child came to rob a toy model of Transformers that she had just snatched from me. Although she is fierce, she is not as strong as other boys. At that time, I was lazy to watch a group of beautiful girls play games. She came to tell me angrily that she had been robbed. I immediately rolled up my sleeves and found the big boy who was a head taller than me. "Give her back the Transformers!" "no!" I punched him and his nose was bleeding. He threw down his toy and went to the teacher in tears. I picked up the toy and gave it to her. She looked at me adoringly, hehe! I finally have a little dignity as a brother, but the consequences are unimaginable. My mother was called to kindergarten. My aunt in Daban didn't know about my relationship with her and thought I was committing a crime for love. Hehe, I don't know as much as her. My mother asked me to apologize, and I have to apologize. My mother spanked me twice. I held back my tears, but I never apologized. I boldly declared to the empty boy in front of me: "You!

Since then, she seems to have changed her attitude towards me. She no longer bullies me, and often gives me delicious food that she used to hide secretly. In fact, I know where she is hiding! Ha ha!

At school, we carry the same schoolbag and wear the same clothes and shoes. She walked into the school gate before me. We are in the same class, and the students are curious about why we look so alike, because at that time they didn't know how twins were born, let alone what chromosomes were, and of course I didn't understand them until I learned biology! The teacher asked us to sit one in the east and the other in the west, fearing that we would be dazzled together, hehe! She was like a boy, just like me, like twins! After school, play football with me and climb trees in the Woods. I'm covered in sweat and mud. I really have the illusion that she is me. Looking at her, I know what I am and what I am doing! The only difference between us is that she has a small mole next to her left eye. Others say it's a beauty mole, but I can't see that she looks like a beauty, just a tomboy! Her grades are better than mine because I just need to copy her homework. It's easy and you don't have to study so hard. It's nice to have such a helper, but at the cost of taking her everywhere. My childhood is always happy and short. We grew up soon, and our family moved from the original place to a newer and bigger house in another city. I live separately from her, and the whole attic is mine.

Gradually, I feel that she has changed. We are not the same anymore. She has become beautiful and her hair has grown. She knows that she stinks, and the clothes I wear are different. Mother bought her many more beautiful clothes, and I can only wear school uniforms. Imbalance! But I have many cartoons, and she is envious!

We went to middle school, which is a combination of junior high school and senior high school. If we go to the junior high school here, we will have a chance to enter the senior high school here. If you go to high school here, you will be admitted to a good university! She entered the key middle school with the first place in the school. Although I also went to a key school, I came last. I don't care, just go to school, and my grades are like clouds! We are still in the same class, and no one knows that we are brother and sister, because now no one thinks we are alike, except our eyes, just like dad's! We never told anyone that we were born by our mother, because she said she didn't want others to know that she had a stupid brother or that I had such a beautiful sister! Ha ha!

The new students are curious about why our names are so similar, and the teacher is also curious about why our parents always come together when they come to the parent-teacher conference, but they just don't think about it, because twins are rare after all! Two people are nothing like each other except their eyes, which is rare among twins! You don't believe me. I am quiet and like reading calligraphy, painting and comics. She is very lively and likes singing and musical instruments! The wind and cloud in the world come from our generation, and the years rush when we enter the rivers and lakes.

In Huang Tu's bluff, he can't live a drunken life.

Life is just a dream, so why care too much!

So this secret was kept until our third grade. ...

I like Chinese and English, and she likes English, but she doesn't particularly like Chinese, but her grades have always been good. Before every exam, she will surprise me to review and sharpen my knife. I still live so leisurely every day. I go home and copy her homework, and she also copies mine, such as composition! I often say to her: "Your written expression ability is so poor, how can you write love letters to the boys you like in the future?" "wow! Dude. Won't they write to me? Besides, you are a handsome guy by my side, who dares to chase me? " "Then let's go separately after school! So as not to affect your attraction to the opposite sex! " "come on Those boys in our school, I have never praised you, and I have never praised you. Consider this for the first time! " "What?" "You are really much better than them! At least I think so! Still not my gene? " "What does this have to do with you?" "It's my genes that are good. I infected you with my feet!" "There is no mistake? I came first, okay, you won't come out for a minute! Little girl! " I touched her forehead with my hand. "Oh, dear! I think they made a mistake. Should I go first? " "That's good, then you have to let me, my sister has to take care of my brother! Give me back the toy that I was robbed by you before! " "Don't! Forget it, you go first! But ... "She suddenly became mysterious and sat on the table in front of me. "Tell me frankly, did a little girl write you a love letter?" "no!" "Really not?" "Really not!" "Then I'm relieved!" "What are you worried about?" "Looking for a girlfriend needs my approval!" "Help, miss! Your brother, I am still young, not as mature and attractive as you think! " "But if you find it, you must tell me first!" "good!" "Guess what! Here you are, this is my algebra homework! Bring your composition! " "Here you are! But please, change the content and write it in your notebook. There is not only one mathematical answer! " "I which have time to change slowly? The teacher has never found it. " "Who said that the teacher who wrote last time was already very suspicious and wrote in my notebook:' Need to be filled!' He thinks I copied yours. ""Ha ha ha! Who gives me a good reputation? Who let you only have a good composition? " She ran downstairs. I took her algebra homework and carefully copied it into my notebook. I absolutely believe her!

As soon as I entered the classroom in the morning, I saw a letter in my desk. The envelope is a heart, a love letter! I'm a little puzzled. Why did someone write to me just after she finished yesterday? I didn't open it. When I came home from school, she kicked it into my room again. "I received a love letter today!" "She waved an envelope in her hand, and I lowered my head to continue painting." I got it too! """huh? Where is it? ""ah! Here it is! " I gave it to her, "haven't you seen it yet?" "Yes, didn't you say you could review it? I have no respect for you! " "hey!" She touched my head, then opened the envelope, read it for a while and said, "You asked me to see you after school today, and you didn't even look at it, and you didn't know!" " People must be very sad now! ""that's just a silent refusal! " "How bad that is!" "Then I'll go back now? What if she is still waiting? " I pretended to get up to go, "no! I won't let you go! "She blocked me with open arms." Why? What you said is not good? ""I'm just saying. " "good! No! Then show me yours? " "all right! "I took it. This must be the first time this boy has written a love letter. I can see that he is a little nervous, his speech is a little unreasonable, and there are even a few typos, hehe! " what are you going to do? Say yes! People are sincere! ""have you read this opinion? " "What advice do you want me to give you?" "Aren't you angry?" "angry? Why should I be angry? I want happiness, because someone dares to like you! Hahahaha! " "Hum!" She left angrily and came back immediately. She tore the letter that took my hand to pieces, tore mine too, and then threw it on the ground and stepped on a few feet. "Liu Ke! Is that how you treat me? "I looked at her strangely." What is wrong with me? ""I forbid you to find a girlfriend so soon! Don't you see that people like me are so happy? " "Why?" "Because ... because we have been together since childhood, we don't allow others to intervene!" Say that finish disgruntled leave! Leaving me looking at a piece of paper on the ground, alas! I have to clean up!

The next day, she went to school without waiting for me. I think she may still be angry with me. I go to school by bike with my schoolbag on my back. The first class is Chinese. The teacher came in with a composition book in his hand. After putting it down, he pushed his glasses and said, "I want to show you two articles today, which are exactly the same!" " Liu Ke read your composition to everyone, and my heart was cold. I glanced at the girl, who was looking at me and stuck out her tongue. "I let you change, you don't listen! Is there a problem now? " "I'm sorry!" There is telepathy between us. After our rapid eye contact, I crustily skin of head took back my composition book and went back to my place to recite it! When I finished reading, the teacher said, "Liu Ke, read your composition, too!" "She also took it back with her head down, stuttered through it, and then looked up at the teacher and looked at me." Explain why the two compositions are exactly the same. Go! Who copied who? "She looked at me, I reluctantly admitted," teacher, it's me! I wrote it according to Liu Ke! " "I also think it's you! You usually get good grades in Chinese. How can you copy other people's compositions? " "Teacher, this is my first time!" "Isn't this the first time? Your last composition is also very similar! It's just that this time it's crazy. I copied it without changing it! How long have you been like this? " "ah? We ... we ... "I can't wear makeup anymore. I looked at her. " Teacher! It was my fault! You shouldn't help his composition so much! I want him to refer to mine and write it himself. I didn't expect him to copy. This will never happen again! ""well! It's ok for students to help each other, but Liu Ke, you can't study law like this! For Liu Ke's sake, go back and write me a check! Sit down! Sit down! "The old man who teaches Chinese is kind. Fortunately, he didn't tell our head teacher, otherwise he would invite our parents to join us. That will be more lively! After the depressing Chinese class, I came home at night thinking about how to punish her. Who knows that the bad things are not over yet? It never rains but it pours.

The middle school entrance examination is coming, and my sister and I are trying to review every day. In fact, the so-called effort is nothing more than that she was confused by a pile of ancient prose, and I was confused by a pile of functional equations, so we became each other's teachers. I taught her Chinese, she taught me algebra, she learned faster than me, and soon she could translate an ancient prose, so I was miserable. She often knocked me on the head with paper and called me "an idiot"! Mother prepared a month's rich meals for us for intensive military review, and father bought us a lot of supplements. We became a real emperor, hehe, but it was a queen system! In order to make my math score advance by leaps and bounds in a month, we often stay up late. Sometimes she just sleeps with me. Fortunately, I have a double bed, otherwise I don't know if I want to sleep on the floor. "I can't sleep until I finish this problem!" I want to sleep first! No slacking off! Do it quickly! "She slept and forced me to continue to suffer. She finally solved a long problem with six question marks. I looked at my watch. It was already one o'clock. I dare not wash my face again. I had to soak my face in hot water with a towel and fell asleep beside her. We haven't slept in the same bed for a long time, and I haven't seen her so close for a long time. How did she look so familiar when she closed her eyes and fell asleep? The more I think about it, the more confused I am. I got up and looked at myself and her in the mirror. Oh, just like me! I forgot that we were made for each other! Hey! " Are you stupid to do this problem? What are you laughing at in the middle of the night? ""oh! I'm looking at you! We are actually a bit like! " "Nonsense! Go to sleep! "I feel a little silly, too, and go back to bed to get ready for bed." Liu Ke! """What's the matter?" "Can I sleep on your arm?" "ok!" I put my arm in the past, she smiled and got into my arms, and we fell asleep together. I wonder if we will have the same dream? The wind and cloud in the world come from our generation, and the years rush when we enter the rivers and lakes.

In Huang Tu's bluff, he can't live a drunken life.

"It's over! Late! " I suddenly woke up in the morning, "Liu Ke! Wake up! I am going to be late! " She is still dreaming and laughing. When I pushed her, she got a fright: "What's the matter? Earthquake? " "It's late! What time is it! Overslept! " "Didn't you set the alarm clock yesterday?" "I forgot!" "Idiot!" "Still scold me, get up!" We quickly brushed our teeth, washed our faces and changed our clothes. Before going out, we found that neither mom nor they were awake. Everything in this family is shared. Hey! Can't help it! I took bread and milk out of the refrigerator and stuffed them into my schoolbag. "Liu Ke, are you ready?" "Come, come!" We rushed out like a fire brigade and rushed to the school. The morning self-study has already started. Fortunately, the teacher was away, and we sneaked into the classroom. "ah! Where have you been? Dating in the early morning? " "Where? I got up late! " "What about her? You won't get up too late, will you? Did you have sex? Haha! " I thought to myself, "Hey! You guessed it, we just sleep together! " But you can't say that, so you have to say, "Yes! Yes! We went on a date! " "Look! Just admit it! " The students in the back made fun of me. I'm helpless. Who told her not to tell me the truth? She looked back at me, made a face and smiled! I gave her a face!

"It's breathtaking! Almost met by the teacher! " "yes! I have to turn out the alarm clock when I go home today! " "Ha ha ha ha!" "Here you are! I didn't eat in the morning Are you hungry? " "I am really hungry!" I gave her bread and milk. "What about yours?" "I took one when I left in a hurry in the morning!" "Say you silly, that's not fiction! Aren't you hungry? " "I'm not hungry, you eat!" "no! If you don't eat in the morning, it will affect your IQ. You are low enough! " "Can't you just say I ordered something good?" "What do you have to let me say? Here! One and a half people! " She broke the bread in half. "Have you had enough?" "That won't make you hungry!" After that, I put it in my mouth I smiled, and so did she. At this time, the head teacher happened to pass by, and we both turned around together and pretended that no one had seen anyone. I looked to the right and she looked to the left. Only when the head teacher passed did we breathe a sigh of relief. "It's over when she sees us!" "well! Why doesn't the whole school criticize us? By the way, I have to take us both! " We hurried back to the classroom to prepare for the next class. The head teacher is notoriously feudal and conservative. Boys and girls can't talk When she sees it, she'll wonder what you two have. Hey! There is no way!

A month passed quickly. During this month, she almost slept with me, and my math scores improved obviously. Now she can stroll out a few words of ancient Chinese from time to time. Call me "you", "me" and "your parents" when she is fine! The whole family has returned to the feudal society! We were not in the classroom on the day of the exam. She is in the second grade classroom downstairs. She said to me, "Don't be nervous!" "I said to her," don't be careless! "We went to the battlefield with a smile!

After three days of exams, it rained for three days. Both she and I like rainy days, so we are in a good mood. Now wait for the results! After the big exam, we will have a good time. We will have a summer vacation of nearly two months. Where to go for recreation has become a problem. I said to go to the seaside, and she said to climb the mountain. We all have our own opinions. In the end, we had no choice but to find a place with mountains in front and sea behind. My parents couldn't go because they had work, so they gave us some RMB, and we acted on our own! This is what we want. They are bored here! She happily prepared her luggage and bought a lot of food. Finally, on the day I got on the train, I carried a big bag. She is wearing only the small bag and sunglasses. Very relaxed. "You have the heart to watch your brother become a migrant worker?" "Afraid of what? Give me the glory of a coolie, Comrade Liu Ke! "

Five hours later, we arrived at our destination, which was really beautiful. "What a nice place!" ""Come on! "We found a hotel to stay in." You can see the sea here! ""yes! So it is more expensive than others! " "Worth it!" "Yes!" Liu Ke!' "ah? What is this? ""... nothing! " "no! Yes! Let me think about what you are thinking? " I looked at her, and after half a minute I said, "Don't you want to? She nodded excitedly: "Well! Yes! Yes! " "no!" "I want it!" "I have worked hard all the way!" "That car is also very tired and boring! Ok? " I can't stand her grinding, "all right! Just for a second! Lie down! " "good! "She took off her coat and shoes, leaving only a close-fitting camisole." Come on! "I also took off my coat and shoes and sat on her." Oh, dear! You are light, and your waist is broken! ""be content! This is the only thing I can do! " "ah! Use some force! ..... ah! Here! Don't! This is it! Ah! ...... ""You keep your voice down. " "But very comfortable! ..... Ah ... "At this moment, a waiter suddenly came in and saw us blushing like this and said," Sorry! I brought you water, but I forgot to knock! Sorry, sorry. " Put down the kettle and turned and ran away, closing the door tightly. The two of us looked at each other, "look! It is misunderstood again! " "We didn't do anything! Come on! Keep pressing! Massage can't stop! Here! Shoulder! Yes! Ah ... how comfortable! Your craft has improved a lot! Ha ha ha ha! "There's nothing I can do. Falling down as a child is a problem. Once she accidentally fell off the wall with me. Although she was not hurt, she was sore all over. I took her home and massaged her bit by bit, for fear that she wouldn't know where her fracture was. It's okay, but she likes me to massage her from now on. Later, she bought a massage book for me to study. I became her personal professional masseur!

After a hard day's work, we went to bed early at night. The next day, we are going to climb the mountain. She woke me up at three in the morning. "It's not bright yet! Why? " "Let's go and see the sunrise!" "ah? Really? " "yes! Let's go to the seaside to watch the sunrise! Go! " I was pulled up by this living ancestor, dressed and sat on the beach waiting for the sun! "When does the sun come out?" "How should I know? It should be soon! " "That also need not staring at it! I'm going to sleep first. Call me when the sun comes out! " "That how line? Be sure to see the sun come out for the first time! ..... Ah-choo! " "Look! It's freezing! I just told you to put on more clothes, but you didn't do it! " I took off my coat and put it on her. "Aren't you cold?" "I'm wearing one more, in case you're cold!" "Hey hey! ..... can you hug me? " I put my arm around her. "Is it warmer this way?" "well! Much better! Still hello! " "Don't I see you frozen? If you are ill, won't I take care of you? " "Hey hey!" She rested her head on my shoulder. "Tell me, where is the sun now?" "America! I haven't strolled over yet! " ……

Sitting on the beach for more than an hour, suddenly a red light stung our eyes. On the sea level, a red fireball appeared, and the color of dark blue water began to fade, as if in the blink of an eye, the fireball jumped out of the sea with a whoosh, and the sky suddenly lit up. "ah! Look! The sun! " She jumped up from the ground with joy. "How beautiful!" "Yes!" "I brought you here to see the future for another purpose!" "What?" "You have to draw it and give it to me at home!" "No problem!" She hugged me and jumped around happily. I think my sister is so cute for the first time! The wind and cloud in the world come from our generation, and the years rush when we enter the rivers and lakes.

After watching the sunrise, we had a hearty breakfast, and then started climbing the mountain with a bag of water on our backs. There are many temples on this mountain. Everywhere she went, she would go in and bow down devoutly and whisper, "Did you make a wish?" "Yes!" "What did you say to the Buddha?" "Don't tell you! It won't work if you say it! " "ha! Still keeping it from me? I don't want to know the secret of your little girl! " "Hum! Don't you make a wish? " "Me? All right! I hope world peace! " "What a lofty ideal!" "yes! This is a man's ideal! " I finally climbed to the top of the mountain. It feels good to be there. My mood will be better soon. I have forgotten the hard work of climbing the mountain just now. Looking at a hundred miles, it is an endless sea. The wind at the top of the mountain is cool, with the fragrance of flowers, the freshness of the Woods and the salty taste of the sea. "If only I could live in this environment!" "Aren't you tired of living alone?" "no! I let you live with me! " ……

We played here for a week, completely relaxed, and completely forgot the pressure of the exam. When I am free, I read books on the balcony of the hotel room, but she can't help playing with sand, swimming for a while, playing in the nearby Woods for a while, and competing with me at night to see who is tanned. When we boarded the train home, we were almost Filipinos.

"mom! We are back! " "dad! We are back! " Nobody at home, "really! Even if we don't pick it up when we come back, we are still playing an empty plan! " "Who told you not to answer them?" "Then I didn't say I didn't have to be at home, did I?" "Young lady! It's only three o'clock, and they haven't got off work yet! " "oh! ..... "Sister put down her schoolbag," Liu Ke, I'm hungry! " "I am hungry, too. Let's go out to eat! " "no! Too tired, let's do it ourselves! " "All right!" We washed our hands and went to the kitchen. She opened the refrigerator. "There are tomatoes, green peppers, potatoes, cucumbers and a big eggplant ... with chicken and your meat on it!" "What?" "It's pork!" "That's your meat, too!" "Ha ha! Do what? " "What do you say?" After a hurry, we ordered two dishes, a soup, fried chicken with green peppers, scrambled eggs with tomatoes, and clear soup with melon slices! After eating, we went to bed. In the evening, when our parents came back, we were still awake. I vaguely heard my mother say, "Why haven't these two children come back yet?" Then came my father's voice: "Is there a thief in the house? Why is it so messy? Oh, dear! Why is this thief still eating at our house? " I woke up laughing, and I heard her voice: "Mom! Dad! We are back! " I guess she woke up, too! I went to wash my face and went downstairs. "Honey, how was your game?" "What fun! I will go with Liu Ke in the future! " "good! When you graduate from high school and go to college, I will pay you to go abroad! " "Really? You are right! " "Guess what! Let your father take you! " "no! I want to go with Liu Ke myself! " "That how line? Foreign countries are not better than domestic ones! You are still young! " "At that time, we were all 20 years old! Give us a tour group, and we will be fine with the big team! " "All right, all right! We'll talk about it then! " Like they didn't give birth to me. They asked questions around Liu Ke, and no one spoke to me. Alas, I'm used to it! This is a consistent tradition in our family, the daughter is the closest, and the son is the adoptive father! "hey! Liu Ke is also here! " Listen, I've been standing here for a long time. "Did you finally find someone like me?" "Come and show mom!" I walked over, "it's getting dark! Have you taken care of your sister? " "yes! I almost carried her up the hill! " "Which have? I walked up by myself! " "You brought so much water and food, it is heavier than you. Who carried it? " "Okay, okay, know Liu Ke worked so hard! Dad will make you something delicious! " "dad! We have already eaten. " "Yes, I had dinner with a thief!" Ha ha ha ha ha we all laughed, a family clown!

After resting for two days, her grades came out. She lived up to expectations and was admitted to the high school of our school with the highest score. The strangest thing is that her Chinese score is also the highest, which is difficult for me to understand. I'm not as high-profile as her. I crossed the line with 10 and entered high school. "You have to thank me!" "Why?" "Can you get so many points in Chinese without me?" "Eldest brother have to make wrong? My Chinese score is 3 points more than yours! " "This is called shining on you." "Better than orchids! Then you have to thank me! " "Why?" "Without me, you almost want to go to other high schools! I helped you get your math scores! " I look at my math score, the full mark is 150, and I took the exam 135. Yes, without her, my math is still at the threshold of 65,438+000. If she doesn't help me make it up, I really have to say goodbye to this school. "yes! Thank you, Teacher Liu, for your earnest teaching! " We can study together again. During the summer vacation, we bought a lot of books at home and read books every day. She said she would never go out again until she turned white, and I was not allowed to go out because I wanted to accompany her. Her skin is darker now, so I think she is more beautiful if she is darker!