Cute homophonic meme of a girl who makes her boyfriend happy

Cute homophonic memes about girls who make their boyfriends happy

1. Today I drank a cup of super delicious milk tea, and when I saw the name, oh, it turned out to be Wo Xiang Ni Le iron juice.

2. The steamed buns were too bland. I wanted to add some condiments. After adding them, I ate them, but I felt heartache. It turned out that what I added was so bland.

3. While I was eating, the power went out. I quickly took a few mouthfuls of rice, and suddenly the light came on. I exclaimed, could this be the legendary "Pak La La" light?

4. Just after taking the pills given by the doctor, I felt a little bitter, so I picked up a few dates with chopsticks. After eating, I felt anxious. It turned out that I was taking the pills with chopsticks and dates.

5. The queen ant is dead. The other ants have been shouting, "We don't have a queen anymore. We have no future. You heard me... We have no future."

6. A hunter shot a fox, and then the hunter died. The fox said hahaha, I am a reflex fox.

7. Men are not lusty, so what? Are you good?

8. SpongeBob was fired by Mr. Krabs. SpongeBob said with tears: "Mr. Krabs..." Crab Boss: "You're welcome"

9. Nezha asked Wukong: "Jiang Yao, let me ask you if you dare!" Wukong: "Love me like...like you said?"

10. Medusa petrified the wife of a general. The general said angrily: "How dare you petrify a humble wife!" Medusa: "Hate...hate to scare other birds?"

11 .The dragon thanks the crab for cooking it, and the kindness is the crab's kindness to the dragon.

12. What will the Want Want Snow Cake turn into when it gets hot? Want Want Senbei.

13. Xiao Wang didn’t know how to cross the river. After searching on Baidu, he actually got there by ferry.

14. A spider asked a question to a caterpillar. The caterpillar told it twice but the spider still didn’t understand. Then the caterpillar said angrily: "Are you a pig?" Then the spider said aggrievedly. : "I am a spider"

15. It rained heavily today. My friend asked me if I wanted an umbrella. I said no umbrella, no umbrella. Did you hear me? Don't scatter. Don't scatter.

16. One day, the little pig and the little leopard went to eat. The boss said: What do you two want to eat? The little pig said: Give me some pig food. The boss said: Okay, one day. Pig food, what do you want, little leopard. The little leopard said: leopard food. The boss said: It’s eight o’clock sharp Beijing time.

17. I was ironing my clothes today, but they would wrinkle no matter how I ironed them. I said don’t wrinkle them, don’t wrinkle them, don’t leave.

18. Girls who love to laugh are always in good shape. Why? Leji wins.

19. Would it be cute if I called a toad a toad? I called a coyote Wolf, and only Gina found it cute.

20. There was a little duck who stepped on the mud and ran very fast, and then fell asleep. The name of the story is called Mud Fast Sleeping Duck. Part 2 of the cute homophonic meme of a girl who makes her boyfriend happy

21. How did the door handle of the company conference room break? It was the boss who broke it in anger.

22. One day I found a little dust on my body. I slapped it hard but it couldn’t fall off. The dust wouldn’t go away. The dust wouldn’t go away. Did you hear that? You can’t go back.

23. I went to buy oysters. On the way home, all the oysters jumped out of the bag and got into the mud. It turns out that this is called oysters like mud.

24. There was a quail who went to the dance party late, so everyone called him ~Late Quail.

25. "Dad, Dad, what does it mean to be eager to try?" "This is where I take a bath," Yue Yunpeng said to his son.

26. Even I don’t like it, so what do you like? Sponsors?

27. I accidentally hit the corner of the table at home and the rag fell off and rolled out of the door. It turned out that the rag could go out

28. The teacher asked me if I didn’t bring any books to class today. Where is the book? Where am I losing?

29. I told the wind that the wind was blowing from the west, and the wind pouted and said, "You are like a watermelon."

30. Nowadays, the future is really tight: masks are tight, hands are tight, clothes are tight, and trousers are tight.

31. Zhuge Liang: "Wind, you blow to the west" Wind: "You are like a watermelon"! ! !

32. One day, several classmates were eating in the cafeteria, and a Qing palace drama was playing on the TV in the hall. After finishing the meal, I wanted to wipe my mouth, but found that there was no paper, so I asked my classmates who had paper. The climax came, and the words just Falling, a long and soft eunuch's voice came to mind from the TV, "The Emperor has a decree."

33. Wearing AirPods all day long will affect your love luck, because AirPods do not have an audio cable.

34. One day the little duck was reading a book. Another little duck said he wanted to eat. Close the book. Good duck, good duck, good duck. Can you make up?

35. The little duck asked the mother duck: "Mom, what is this between our toes?" The mother duck said: "Webbed". The duck covered his face and burst into tears: "If you don't tell me, why don't you tell me?" You’re making fun of me”

36. Do you have an English name for being so bad, Paul? Because Paul is so bad (Korchagin)

37. Huang Ting couldn’t pick it up If you get there, go find Li Da.

38. You were admitted to Tsinghua University, and he was admitted to Peking University. I baked sweet potatoes, baked sweet potatoes, grilled sweet potatoes, sweet and fragrant baked sweet potatoes.

39. A crab accidentally bumped into a loach when he went out for a walk. The loach was very angry and said, "Are you blind?" The crab said aggrievedly: "No, I am a crab!"

40. One day the little bear was playing with the balloon bear, shouting and chasing, Qiuqiu, don’t go, Qiuqiu, don’t go, did you hear that, please don’t go. Part 3 of the cute homophonic meme of a girl who makes her boyfriend happy

41. Yongqi helped Huang Ama take a bath, and she actually got mud from the bath.

42. The WeChat group of Little Rabbit and Little Bear was disbanded. Little Bear chatted privately with Little Rabbit and said, don’t create it again. Did you hear it? Goodbye...

43. I still hate it. You are just like your neighbor who ate Sichuan peppercorns and numbed his neighbor.

44. I said that I preferred Li Bai’s poems, and Lu You was very angry. As a result, my family was unable to access the Internet.

45. He was afraid of the dark and obtained a night avoidance certificate.

46. I am a condensed milk bun and I lost my temper today.

47. The little animals had a dinner together, but the little elephant was very angry. It turned out that this was a weather bureau.

48. If you don’t even coax me, why are you coaxing, Hong Shixian?

49. Boys nowadays are really interesting. They talk about showing off while watching a movie with a girl. I was in class with more than fifty girls. Did I say anything?

50. When the emperor returned from a private visit incognito, the empress dowager asked, "Are my sons tired from this trip?" The emperor was shocked and said, "My...my name is lilei?"

51. One day the duck confessed to the chicken: Chicken, I love you. Chick: You don't have to.

52. "I have a surprising job." "What?" "Digging lotus roots."

53. Even I don't cherish it, so what do you cherish? Zhen Suan Pass on?

54. A sheep migrates.

55. Conan has always spoiled Xiaolan, and he is really a master of spoiling her.

56. You don’t even hurt me, so why does it hurt? Tengger?

57. I am a little sheep. I was sheared today and I lost my sheep.

58. Once upon a time, one day, the snake wanted to get the brightest gem in the world, but it couldn't get it. The snake couldn't get it, the snake couldn't get it. Did you hear it? It was reluctant.

59. It is very hot today at 37 degrees. I bought two ice cream sticks and we each had one to relieve the heat. Did you hear that? We are finished.

60.a: What did you eat today b: Didn’t eat duck b: I ate hot and sour bamboo shoots 520 Homophone jokes to make your boyfriend happy

520 To make your boyfriend happy Happy homophonic jokes (Part 1)

1. I am a medicine for weight loss. I can make people lose weight. I am not heavy on medicine, not heavy on medicine.

2. A spider asked a caterpillar a question. The caterpillar told it twice but the spider still didn’t understand. Then the caterpillar said angrily: "Are you a pig?" Then the spider said aggrievedly. : "I am a spider"

3. I bought a steamed bun on the road. When I went back and ate it, I couldn't stop crying. It turned out to be a good steamed bun!

4. Once upon a time, there was a little pig who planted a strawberry and a mango. The strawberry grew very slowly, so the little pig said to the strawberry, "You can't do it, Berry, you can't do it, Berry."

5. Xiao Ming felt unwell and went to the doctor. After diagnosis, the doctor said "throat is inflamed" and his throat said "Hi"

6. I prefer Li Bai's poems, but Lu You was very angry. , I can’t access the Internet.

7. I was busy at home and mushrooms grew. I cooked and ate the mushrooms and got poisoned. I went to the hospital and the doctor said that I was poisoned by good mushrooms.

8. In the dead of night, every time I want to ask myself how I managed to balance my studies and my relationship.

9. I said to the crow’s feet at the corners of my eyes: We have to bounce around.

10. You don’t even think about me. Then what do you think about, Chanel?

11. Medusa petrified the wife of a general. The general said angrily: "How dare you petrify a lowly wife!" Medusa: "Hate... hate other people's hearts?"

12. Asu and Asu were together for a day, and Asu acted like a baby while eating: Sususususususu fed Susu.

13. One day, the little pig and the little leopard went to eat. The boss said: What do you two want to eat? The little pig said: Give me some pig food. The boss said: Okay, one day. Pig food, what do you want, little leopard. The little leopard said: leopard food. The boss said: It’s eight o’clock sharp Beijing time.

14. If you don’t even add me on WeChat, why would you add Pirates of the Caribbean?

15. "Maybe I am a loach" "Why" "Because I like mud"

16. When entering the door, I had to fill in personal information. I filled it in blindly, so my identity was unknown. It became a secret: "Fill in blind stuff and pass by quietly, leaving little secrets behind."

17. One day, the little bear bought an ice cream. The sun was like fire. The ice cream melted and fell to the ground. The little bear said: "It looks like mud, it looks like mud." Did you hear it, okay? Miss you.

18. One day, the little bear was playing with the balloon bear, shouting and chasing, Qiuqiu, don’t go, Qiuqiu, don’t go, did you hear that, please don’t go.

19. When the Wangwang snow cake feels hot, it will turn into a Wangwang quilt.

20. Look, look, the moon today is not pretty at all, neither round nor bright. Yes, I don’t forgive, I don’t forgive. 520 Homophone jokes to make your boyfriend happy (Part 2)

21. Bowl and chopsticks are good friends. When the bowl dies, the chopsticks are very sad and say: Wan is safe.

22. Coix works as barley, and Xiaoding does Xiaodingdong.

23. If the mobile phone has a large memory, it can store a lot of self-confidence, and then know its own changes: the sea of ????memory confidants.

24. Why do you always want to eat when you are in a bad mood? It’s because you feel sad.

25. A duckling said to the chicken: "I like you" The chicken said to the duckling: "You don't have to duck".

26. From now on, my mascot will be you, crab! ——Because you have money (pliers)

27. Find Ouyang Xiu.

28. Girls who love to laugh are always in good shape. Why?

29. Xiao Ming had a fight with his mother, and Xiao Ming rushed out of the door angrily, so there was no door to Xiao Ming’s house.

30. If you don’t even kiss me, then why are you kissing me? Will kissing burn your mouth?

31. "That girl, she has apple-shaped muscles, and her smile is very natural." "What you said is that girls with Android phones have lags when they smile."

32 The little duck asked the mother duck: "Mom, what is this between our toes?" The mother duck said: "Webbed" The duck covered her face and burst into tears: "If you don't want to say it, why don't you say it? Why are you laughing at others?"

33. If you don’t even hold my hand, then why are you holding it? Holding the hand of Guanyin?

34. Do you prefer pineapple juice, strawberry juice or my little baby juice?

35. One day, the little bear was washing clothes, but there was an area that couldn’t be cleaned no matter how hard he washed it. Mother Bear said, “Rub it carefully.” The little bear’s eyes turned red and he said, “I’ve rubbed it, I’ve rubbed it.”

36. If you eat pudding in summer, mosquitoes will not bite you.

37. I am a condensed milk bun and I lost my temper today.

38. When studying, I know how to put myself in someone else’s shoes, but my deskmate doesn’t agree.

39. Before his death, Yu Gong said to his son: "Move the mountains, move the mountains." The son said: "Sparkling."

40. My stomach hurts in the middle of the night. I said: "Wei, can you calm down a little?" Wei said: "My name is not Wei, my name is Chu Yuxun." It's especially useful to make my boyfriend happy. Homophone jokes

Very useful homophonic jokes to make your boyfriend happy (Part 1)

1. Xiao Wang didn’t know how to cross the river, but after searching on Baidu, he actually crossed it .

2. I was ironing my clothes today, but they would wrinkle no matter how I ironed them. I said don’t wrinkle them, don’t wrinkle them, don’t leave.

3. I bought a piece of clothing today. I feel comfortable wearing it. I feel comfortable wearing it. Did you hear it? It’s always been there.

4. If you don’t even coax me, why are you coaxing, Hong Shixian?

5. The crab accidentally bumped into a loach when he went out for a walk. The loach was very angry: "Are you blind?" ? "The crab was very aggrieved: "No, I'm a crab!"

6. Yang Guo was poisoned, Ouyang Feng detoxified him and said to Xiao Longnu: Don't look at me. I'm just suppressing the itch. Xiao Longnu received it. : Green...the green grass also becomes more fragrant for me?

7. If Cai Yuan doesn’t pay compensation, go find Huang Ting to pick it up.

8. How did the door handle of the company conference room break? It was the boss who broke it in anger.

9. m and n fought, and m finally admitted his mistake because m was sorry.

10. Why does a person like to sit less and less as he becomes more experienced? Because it is easy for a rookie to stop (station).

11. I seem to have gained weight. If it’s okay, I’ll help you lose weight. Let’s stop eating meat.

12. The girl said to her father, "Dad, where are we going?" Her father didn't hear her, and her mother smiled. The girl said to her mother, "Mom, why are you laughing?" Her mother slapped her.

13. The WeChat group of Little Rabbit and Little Bear was disbanded. Little Bear had a private chat with Little Rabbit and said, don’t create it again. Did you hear that? Goodbye...

14. One day, Little Rabbit The pig and the little leopard went to eat. The boss said: What do you two want to eat? The little pig said: Give me some pig food. The boss said: OK, one piece of pig food. What do you want, little leopard? The little leopard said: leopard food. The boss said: It’s eight o’clock sharp Beijing time.

15. There was a piece of glass. It was a little sleepy and then it jumped down from the building and said: Good night, I broke it!

16. Do you like apple juice, grape juice or my little baby juice?

17. I saw that the dog in the countryside at home was living a happy and carefree life every day, so I asked it "What is the secret to being carefree every day", and it said ''Woof, woof, woof''

18. I was so hungry, so I had to hold my fist and hit my stomach to help myself vent my hunger.

19. One day, several classmates were eating in the cafeteria, and a Qing palace drama was playing on the TV in the hall. After finishing the meal, I wanted to wipe my mouth, but found that there was no paper, so I asked my classmates who had paper. The climax came, and the words just Falling, a long and soft eunuch's voice came to mind from the TV, "The Emperor has a decree."

20. The steamed buns were too bland. I wanted to add some condiments and eat them after adding them. I just felt heartache. It turned out that what I added was so bland. A particularly useful homophonic joke to make your boyfriend happy (Part 2)

21. That day, the light next to the bedroom at home was flashing. I called the maintenance man. What question did he ask? I said: "The light next to the bedroom is too bright" and he said: "Catch the vine of love?"

22. Do you know why Beijingers don't say homophones? Because old Beijing is disharmonious.

23. Hello everyone, I am a crab. I have no pliers. I have no pliers.

24. Guo Donglin suddenly had kidney stones. His agent called his wife: Donglin had kidney stones. His wife was stunned: How about looking at the sea?

25. There was a little mouse who stayed at home for too long and wanted to go out to dig in the soil. His mother sighed when she saw it, alas, it is really a waste of mud

26. Tell those who used to look down on me that I own a house. It’s not rented. It was just opened in Kings Canyon, okay?

27. Why do you always want to eat when you are in a bad mood? It’s because you feel sad.

28. Do you like ladylike or cute style, or am I an epileptic?

29. When I wear Gucci, my tears always come from para para dior.

30. Boys nowadays are really interesting. They talk about showing off when watching a movie with a girl. I am in class with more than fifty girls. Did I say anything?

31. Do you know why Doraemon has no neck? Because the blue neck has mud.

32. Asked Stone Monkey when he misses home the most, he answered: Late at night, why? Because in the dead of night, the stone monkey is homesick.

33. A sheep migrates.

34. One day, the elephant was eating ice cream. He ate a lot of ice cream, and the more he ate, the more disgusting he became. The little mouse said that the elephant is tired of it, the elephant is tired of it. Did you hear that? I miss you.

35. After burning firewood all day, I asked my mother what was steaming in the pot. My mother laughed and said nothing. Finally, I couldn't help but lift the lid, and it turned out that what was steaming was boredom.

36. "What book did you buy?" "Programming." "C++ or Java" "Shen Congwen"

37. When the Wangwang snow cake is hot, it turns into Wangwang quilt!

38. I want a cup of pumpkin almond dew, not apricots, not melons, not dew, but Nanren.

39. Green onion asked Chili, did you go to a hot pot restaurant today? Pepper said I didn't go, and Green Onion asked again, then who went? Chili said it must be garlic, do you understand? It's garlic.

40. If you don’t even kiss me, then why are you kissing me? Will kissing burn your mouth? A particularly useful homophonic joke to make your boyfriend happy (Part 3)

41. I found an island today and it’s called “Enchanted for You”.

42. The little deer took pictures of the little rabbit, but couldn't take any pictures. The little deer asked the little rabbit to jump, "You are too short." The little rabbit was so anxious that he wanted to cry, "I'm not short, I'm not that little." "Not short either"

43. We can't let people who are afraid of heights go to the rooftop to practice courage every day, and we can't let people who are afraid of ghosts go shopping in Guijie every day.

44. The mother cat scolded the kitten and said: "Why did you tear the caught mouse into pieces? Don't you think it is cruel to do so?" The kitten Li Qu said: But the mouse pieces are really delicious.

45. My neighbor was singing in KTV at home. I heard the sound was quite loud, so I asked what brand the microphone was. He said it was louder than Waimai. I ate a grilled oyster and it had no taste at all. , I cried while eating, it turned out that these were oysters without ingredients.

46. The doctor prescribed some pills to me, but I accidentally knocked over the bottle, and the pills rolled out with a bang.

47. One day, the boy was wiping the table and accidentally wiped two ants to death. A little ant came and the boy asked it: "Little ant, where are your parents?" said the little ant. : "You wiped it out"

48. The name of the doctor who helped Wang Dalu deliver the baby must be Columbus, because it was he who discovered the New World.

49. In the dead of night, every time I want to ask myself how I managed to balance my studies and my relationship.

50. The song Omelette sings to Poached Egg is "This is a little love song for Omelette~"

51. There was a little duck who ran very fast after stepping on the mud. , and then fell asleep. The name of the story is "Sleeping Duck in the Mud".

52. "What should I do if the white balloon pops up the black balloon?" "Confession Balloon"

53. No one understands you, is it aggrieved? Look at mathematics Does anyone understand the question? Is it wronged?

54. From now on, my mascot will be you, crab! ——Because you have money (pliers)

55. If you don’t even add me on WeChat, why would you add Pirates of the Caribbean?

56. It doesn’t matter if you are tall. When you meet me, do you still have to bend down and talk to me?

57. I accidentally touched my knee when I just went out. It’s so painful. It’s so painful. Did you hear that? It’s such a pity.

58. I went to buy Roujiamo and asked the boss to put more spicy food. As soon as I took a bite, it fell to the ground and was stained with mud. I cried. It turned out that this is called "spicy buns like mud."

59. I am a little sheep. I was sheared today and I lost my sheep.

60. You stayed up all night, why did you stay up, will Ollie give it to you? Words to make your boyfriend happy

Words to make your boyfriend happy

1. When the wolf comes, the pig's nest becomes a mess. Mother Pig arranges for the big pig to block the door! Erzhu, go block the window! When she saw the little pig, the mother pig got angry and shouted: Third child, stop reading the text messages! You have a lot of meat, go out and lure the wolf away.

2. If you think you have a high IQ, press it. If you think you are quite humorous, press it. If you think you are quite charming, press it. Test result: quite shameless!

3. A Yuan is studying abroad. One day, he found that his living expenses had been used up in advance, so he hurriedly sent a telegram to his family asking for help. There were only four words in the telegram: Out of ammunition and food. A few days later, Ayuan received a call back from home: Hold on!

4. Two frogs fell in love, and after getting married, they gave birth to a toad. When the male frog saw this, he was furious and said: Bitch, what's going on? The female frog cried and said: Dad, I had plastic surgery before I met you.

5. Don’t ask me how deeply I love you, I really can’t tell. I only know that you have become an indispensable habit for me. I can skip meals and sleep every day, but I can’t miss you.

6. In the vast sea of ??people, I am lucky to meet you. Falling in love with you is God’s arrangement. If I can marry you and accompany you throughout my life, it will be my happiness!

7. Imperial decree: By God, the emperor summoned: Because you don’t love me, I will punish you not to poop for three days, and you are not allowed to bring paper when you poop, and you are not allowed to bring paper within three feet, until you suffocate to death. ! I appreciate this and get the paper!

8. I hope you know that there is someone who always cares about you and someone who always misses you. Sparkling like stars are your smiling and affectionate eyes. It adorns my heart, shining brightly every night.

9. Faced with many difficulties, your words of comfort make me move forward courageously. All of this is just because I like you.

10. Are you crying? Are you stupid? Are your happy days gone? I warned you not to be greedy and sleepy, but you just didn’t listen. Now you should remember that pigs will be slaughtered when they reach a certain size.

11. A cricket made a bet with a pig: If I jump into the grass, you can’t see me. The pig said: What if I can see you? So the cricket jumped into the grass. The pigs are watching, the pigs are watching! The pig is still watching! Why are the pigs still watching? !

12. The road is made step by step. Love is bought back bit by bit. Life is also like this, page by page, truly lived! I cherish my life and cherish you even more!

13. You lowered your head and smiled to listen to my vibrating heart, and suddenly confessed my dream of being dragged away by a rhinoceros. At that time, I really burst into tears and laughed!

14. Because of you, I believe in fate; because of you, I believe in fate; maybe all of this is destined by God and is pulling us both. I really want to think about what evil I did in my previous life!

15. The panda loved the little deer deeply, but was rejected when he expressed his love. The panda yelled: Why is all this happening? Xiaolu timidly said: My mother said that those who wear sunglasses are bad boys.

16. You are happy because I am happy, I am happy because you are happy, I am sad because you have lost weight, I have lost weight because you are sick, I laugh because you are strong, and I am rich because Sold you, pig!

17. The moment I made up my mind to leave, your helpless crying and heart-rending pain behind me made me instantly understand how much I love you. I turned around and cried. Holding you tight: I won’t sell this pig!

18. You must know that love is selfish! So I haven't had any distracting thoughts in my mind yet. In fact, as long as you look back, you will know that I only have you in my heart! I had known that being with you was destined to be endless melancholy, but I didn’t know how to take back my heart. A story that cannot be told, a beautiful encounter, love is an intoxication without regrets.

19. A pair of lovers were caught by savages in the mountains and said, "If you eat each other's shit, I will let you go." The lover did it, and the woman burst into tears on the way back. The man asked why, and the woman sadly said: You don't love me, otherwise you wouldn't poop so much!

20. If one day you miss me, just look at the twinkling stars in the sky. Those are my eyes looking for you. If there are shooting stars sliding by at this time, those are my tears.

21. How satisfied I am to know you is like a sow climbing up a sycamore tree. How lucky I am to have met you is like chicken feathers growing to a duck’s butt.

22. The little donkey asked the old donkey: Why do we eat hay every day, but the cows only eat concentrated feed? The old donkey sighed: We men can't compare. We rely on running errands to make a living, while others rely on their breasts to make a living!

23. A shooting star flashed across the night sky. I quickly made a wish, hoping that you would become more beautiful. Unexpectedly, just after I made my wish, the shooting star came back and said to me: Brother! Are you sincerely trying to embarrass me? !