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Collection of sweet and sultry earthy love sentences

About the sweet and provocative earthy love story sentence 1

1. "We may have been shot by an arrow" "Huh?" "cupid's arrow"

2. What's spinning in the playground with a concert? Trojan horse? Well, mua

3. "You are Mihua" Why? "because I want to hug rice flowers"

4. I have no promise, so I just want to spend your money to sleep in your bed, eat your food and be your wife.

5. "Do you know? We both went too far. You are too beautiful, and I am too fascinated. 6. I am in good health, and I can carry rice bags and gas tanks. But I can't help thinking about you. 7. I doubt that your essence is a book. Otherwise, the more I look at you, the more I want to sleep.

8. Do you know what I want to drink most? I want to care for you most

9. I have a small wish, only four words: I will have you all my life. -Ye Feiye's "National Husband Brought Home: Stealing Kisses 55 Times"

1. "I have a little hypoglycemia recently." "What's the matter?" "Because I haven't seen you for too long."

11. What are the two kinds of "time"? "Time spent with you and time spent apart from you"

12. There is something on your face. What is it? Kind of beautiful.

13. Do you like drinking water? Like it, then you already like 7% of me

14. "Have you gained weight recently?" "No." "Then why do you weigh more and more in my heart?"

15. "Do you know what time it is?" "Six o'clock." "No, it is the starting point of our happiness."

17. I like that you copied it for two minutes, and you can't withdraw it.

18. I think you are like a game. What game? My world.

19. "Since you have messed up my heart, when are you going to mess up my bed?"

2. On my way home to buy oysters, all the oysters jumped out of the bag and got into the mud. So this is called oyster likes mud. About the sweet and sultry earthy love story sentence 2

21. "I dare not miss you easily at night" Why? "Because I'm afraid of staying up all night if I'm not careful"

22. Are you so confined? No. Yes, you have never moved in my heart.

23. "Do you know what wine is the easiest to get drunk?" "What wine?" "Forever with you"

24. Do you know the biggest difference between you and a monkey? The monkey lives in the cave and you live in my heart

25. "White wedding dress, flowers in hand, what is the title of this song?" Let's get married "OK"

26. I have met many people in my life. They are like fireworks in my fingers, flickering and finally reduced to ashes. Unlike you, you are like Beidou, shining in my whole life.

27. Will you still fall in love with other girls? Yes, and she will call you mom

28. Can you play the guitar? No, then why can you pluck my heartstrings?

29. "You know what? There are three kinds of people in this world. Good people, bad people, not bad people. " "What kind of person are you?" "I am your man."

3. "How about I tell you how to lose weight?" Ok, how to reduce it? "Put your heart on me"

31. "Let me tell you a story" "You say" "This story is very long, so I'll make a long story short, I miss you"

32. Being near Zhu Zhechi is sweet.

33. I'm as sure as a gun, except for a kiss.

34. "You are the heart, you are the liver, and you are three quarters of me"

35. Since we can't be born together, we will harm the whole people together.

36. "If I am Linger, what are you?" What? "you are jingle, because linger wants to jingle"

37. the breeze is gentle, and I like you very much.

38. "Dare not gain weight" Why? "I'm afraid you're too small-minded to let me go"

39. "Can you stop talking?" "I didn't." "Then why is your voice all over my head?"

4. I am in good health. I can resist rice bags and gas tanks, but I can't resist you. I found that I liked you very much yesterday, I like you very much today, and I have a hunch that I will like you tomorrow.

42. Girl, I'm a shoo-in, all I need is a kiss.

43. "Did I ever tell you that you look like one of my relatives?" Why? "My mother's daughter-in-law"

44. "I only want one thing from my boyfriend" and "It must be you"

45. Do you know any plastic surgery hospital that is better? I want to give you my whole heart

46. Do you know what my weakness is? It's your fault.

47. "If people have tails, it's a little embarrassing to say so. Because when I'm with you, I think I can't help wagging my tail. "

48. I think you must be very busy, so just read the first three words.

49. I stood there, watching you smile at me, and suddenly felt that life was a hundred years, but that's all; Things have changed, in a few moments.

5. I think you are like a game "My World"

51. Guess what constellation I am "Gemini?" Wrong, I'm tailor-made for you.

52. Do you know what you look like? (What person? My woman

53. "I looked in the mirror this morning, and then I thought of looking for you." "Why?" "Because every time I see something good, I want to give it to you ~"

54. "I feel dizzy when I see you." "What's the situation?" "Maybe love makes everyone dizzy."

55. "Do you want to make your parents happy?" Yes, "take me home if you want"

56. "I want to change our relationship model" What model? "From my love to love"

57. "I am a person who is not easy to get close to" Why? "Kiss me if you don't believe me"

58. The circle of friends you praised is called donuts.

59. "Your eyes are so beautiful that I can see what constellation you are." What constellation? "Andromeda"

6. I heard that my husband has a good family, and my daughter would like to hear his detailed and beautiful earthy love stories for the rest of her life. They are very sweet and provocative.

Beautiful earthy love stories are very sweet and provocative. 1. "Help me see what happened to my eyes?" "I didn't see anything." "No? Look carefully again ""really not ""yes, I have you in my eyes "

2. I want to buy a piece of land from you. What land? I am dead set on you.

3. "You are the heart, you are the liver and you are three quarters of me"

4. "I like fruit. Do you know what I like to eat?" "Litchi?" "Wrong, of course, you are a pistachio."

5. "Guess what I want to drink?" "I don't know." "I want to take care of you."

6. Don't let me see you, or I will like you once when I see you

7. What I want to do to you, what I did to the cherry tree in spring.

8. "I want to go somewhere", "Where" and "To your heart"

9. "I like sweet things and candy, and what I want most is our wedding candy"

1. "I want to travel" Where do you want to go? "One-day tour under your bed"

11. Once upon a time, the person in front of you was a sweetheart, and later, the sweetheart was a pillow person.

12. "No pains come easy, so you're here."

13. I thought those stars were beautiful, too, until I accidentally looked into your eyes.

14. I've been looking for a store recently. Do you know any stores? It's your call.

15. I'll do a magic trick for you. What have I done? I like you more.

16. "I think you look like a relative of mine." "who?" "My mother's daughter-in-law."

17. All the landscapes and plants in the world are beautiful, and whatever you write at will is scenery, and since fate brought you, all the scenery is just to set you off.

18. "Can you play the guitar?" "No" "How did you strike a chord with me?"

19. "You are Mihua" Why? "Because I want to hug rice flowers"

2. Do you like drinking water? Then you already like 7% of me. The beautiful earthy love story is very sweet and provocative. 2.

21. Guess what kind of meat I like? (pork? ) you are a pain in the ass

22. Can you do me a favor? What busy? Help fall in love with me quickly!

23. "Tell me when a girl is tired" Tell you why? "When a girl is tired, come and be my wife"

24. What's the spinning one in the playground with a concert? Trojan horse? Well, mua

25. "May I say good night to you in person?" Sure. "Tell me first"

26. "Our friendship is over, and it's time to develop into love." "Others like you, but I only like you." "May I call you you? So I can take you to heart. "

27. I'm as sure as a gun, except for a kiss.

28. Do you know the happiest number? What is it? It's five. Why? Let's take a look at it (the other person reaches out and clasps his fingers after five)

29. "Let me tell you a story" "You say" "This story is very long, so I'll make a long story short, I miss you"

3. What is "there is a way to save electricity by mobile phones"? "by your side"

31. I have a super power and I like you very much. (for flirting with boyfriends)

32. I got a scratch on my hand, so you scratch it, so we are husband and wife.

33. Everything here is fine except for you.

34. I can recognize you at a glance among thousands of people, because others are walking on the road and you are walking on my heart.

35. "Where are you from?" "Hangzhou?" "No, you are my sweetheart."

36. I like you for more than two minutes, and I can't withdraw it.

37. Do you like yourself? Yes, then we like the same person.

38. "I'm missing a necessity" and "What?" "You"

39. Why are you hurting me? What did it do to you? I like you.

4. I don't know what to drink when it's winter. Beautiful earthy love stories are very sweet and provocative. 3

41. Guess which side my heart is on the left, wrong, on your side.

42. As soon as I see you, I'm liable to be fined, because the deer I bumped into in my heart was speeding, and I blushed at what I said.

43. "I think I'm selfish." "Where's selfish?" "I only like you and don't give other girls any chance."

44. Do you know how to eat this dish? Is it hot? I'll feed you.

45. How to relieve anxiety? Only hug you.

46. "Life belongs to life, ideals belong to ideals, and reality belongs to reality." What are you trying to say? "I want to say, you belong to me"

47. Dye the brightest hair and leave the deepest scar just to find the one you love most.

48. I like the feeling of being bored with you. It's not that there will always be endless topics together, but that I won't feel embarrassed even if I don't talk.

49. "Can you be my girlfriend? No, I'll think about it again. " "I have wrapped your lipstick, but remember to give it back to me a little every day."

5. Do you know what you look like? (What person? My woman

51. Your appearance is like secretly adding a sugar in a day as light as boiled water.

52. "Do you know the three warmest words in the world?" Which three? "I love you from your mouth"

53. "I want to be the wind" Why? "Because I want to tease you"

54. "Do you know where the coldest place in the world is?" There is no place for you.

55. Are you home yet? No, no place is home without you.

56. I used to be the manager, but you stole my heart, so now I have two TV sets left.

57. I must have been a carbonated drink in my last life, so I will be bubbling at the sight of you in my life.

58. I have a small wish, only four words: I will have you all my life. -Ye Feiye's "National Husband Brought Home: Stealing Kisses 55 Times"

59. Tired of being a lovely girl, I kind of want to be your wife.

6. "I am a lovely girl." "Huh?" "You are cute." A short high-level earthy love story is very sweet and provocative

A short high-level earthy love story is very sweet and provocative (Part 1)

1. "Do you know the biggest difference between you and the fairy?" What's the difference "the fairy flies in the sky, and you are in my arms"

2. "If the tiger doesn't show his arrogance, what do you think of me"? "Be my girlfriend"

3. "Have you gained weight recently?" "No." "Then why do you weigh more and more in my heart?"

4. What's wrong with "Come and help me"? What's the matter? "I am trapped in a world that loves you"

5. It is said that marriage is the grave of love, but since I met you, I am willing to turn this cemetery into a garden.

6. "I want to buy a piece of land from you." "What land to buy?" "Buy your unswerving heart."

7. "Guess what I want to drink?" "I don't know." "I want to take care of you."

8. I don't want to hit the south wall, I just want to hit your chest.

9. Dear, we will be together forever, only with you.

1. "Smile at me. How can I sleep at night unless you smile at me? "

11. The world will not be gentle with you, and God will not take special care of you, but I will.

12. You must come when I get married. Why? Because it would be awkward without a bride.

13. I miss you every day, I miss you every night, and I am sad because I don't have you. I miss you all the time. I love you all day, just because I love you with all my heart.

14. "Let's go eat noodles" and "What noodles"

15. Do you know what I like to drink most recently? What? Take care of you.

16. Do you have a lighter? "Sorry, I don't smoke." Then why did you light my heart?

17. Guess what star I am.