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What if I meet a bear?

Question 1: What should I do if I meet a bear in the wild? What to do when you meet a bear in the wild-tell you the most authoritative and scientific way to escape.

1 There are many tickets to play dead. Looks like our people are still traditional prostitutes.

Generally speaking, if you pretend to be dead, you will be lucky to meet a bear who has just had enough to eat and has nothing to do. Congratulations.

Don't think that bears are omnivores that only eat live bears but not dead ones. Generally, a full bear likes to sit on its prey and lick it with its tongue.

If you are humiliated, licked by a barbed tongue and remain silent, it will be a big accident.

Bears in the reptile world can jump from tree to tree.

3 jump into the water? Haha, everyone has forgotten what blind bears like best: fish, and they can dive even when walking by the water.

4 singing to the bear `````` There is such a person, and I really saw someone singing to the bear with a trembling voice holding a guitar.

"The girl on the other side looks this way." I can only sigh the courage and wisdom of such a person (fortunately, what I saw on TV was not a real shot of the animal world)

Well, the right thing to do is run away! ! !

But how to run is a trick. Unless you have the speed of Liu Xiang and the endurance of Ma Jiajun, there is still a great possibility of being overtaken by the bear market. The zoologist's suggestion is to "run with the wind".

Run fast with the wind; Moreover, the bear's eyesight is not very good, and things in the distance will be blurred; When running, the wind will blow the hair on its ears, further weakening its visual field; More importantly, the bear chases people with its sense of smell, and its nose is very smart, so if it runs with the wind, its body odor will not float to its nose;

Therefore, as long as it is found in time and early, it is the most correct way to sneak.

Everything is just in case, if there is no wind, if the bear is only a few steps away from you, if you are too drunk and exhausted on weekdays, it will only be ```````.

Question 2: What should I do if I meet a black bear? When you meet a black bear, you'd better not run away or climb a tree. He's much faster than you. Don't play dead. It's no use pretending if it's hungry. You'd better back off slowly, and don't make sudden sounds and movements to scare it. If he looks up at the sky and shouts, he doesn't want to attack you at once, but he scares you. If he stands up straight and slaps the ground hard, he is warning you not to come any closer, or he will slap you. At this time, it means that obeying him will still step back, keep your speed and don't run, then it will treat you as prey. He raised his head and came to you. Congratulations, your life is hopeless. Escape to the dense forest or highland (don't go up the mountain). If you are lucky, he will hit your hand and put his head on your head, so he won't attack. When he leaves, you will crawl away slowly. It's important to stay away from the ingot when you can't see it. Better go, don't run.

Question 3: What should I do if I meet a bear? Do not move. If I move, it will attack me. Get on the ground, because you can't outrun it.

Question 4: What should I do if I meet a brown bear in the wild? What should I do if I meet a bear or tiger on my way to save myself in the wild? In fact, the chance of meeting these big things in the Woods now is one in ten thousand, but there is always such a chance. Let's talk about it.

First of all, most bears or tigers are more afraid of you than you are of it. When they heard the noise, they went into the forest. But if you meet them at close range, they will think you are going to attack them, so they should defend themselves. So when walking in the forest during the day, they should talk loudly and make some noise. In case of meeting, you must be calm, don't run around, and stay together. Open their arms (preferably with a knife or stick in their hands).

After eating, wash all the dishes, seal all the food in a bag and hang it on the tree. Don't put food in tents, and don't use irritating cosmetics.

There are 1-2 people on duty to light a bonfire at night, so it is better to change the camping plan and retreat in time when there are few people. Although they are afraid of people, after all, they have the ability to kill people easily, and we have no weapons to deal with them. Besides, if you kill them, you will be sentenced, and if they kill you, they can only admit that they are unlucky.

Question 5: What should I do if I meet a bear? I run faster than a bear, and you are worse than a bird.

Run as fast as a bear, you are an animal;

Run slower than a bear, and you are worse than an animal.

Question 6: What would you do if you met a bear? Many people believe this sentence: when people meet a bear, they will be safe as long as they lie down and pretend to be dead, because bears generally don't eat dead people.

Is it safe to play dead when you meet a bear? Bears are omnivores. They are never picky eaters. They eat everything, whether animals or plants, and sometimes they can kill a cow. Bears like to eat live animals, but so do animals that die when they are hungry. When people meet bears, if they pretend to be dead, they are also in danger of being eaten. So it's not safe to play dead when you meet a bear.

If you really meet a bear suddenly, you must keep calm, don't move, and slowly put your belongings on the ground. If you have nothing on you, you can take off your clothes and put them on the ground, and then slowly retreat. When you retreat to a place where the bear can't see you, run away.

Question 7: What should I do if I meet a bear in the wild? Generally speaking, it is better to pretend to be dead and hungry or climb trees when I was a child. In fact, there are no bears ... some bears can climb trees, so it's no use climbing trees when you meet bears. You should also have a good psychological quality of playing dead, otherwise you will be shaking and pretending not to be like it until the bear comes.

Question 8: If you meet a bear in the forest, how do you survive? I thought I agreed to play dead.

Question 9: What should I do if I meet a bear lying on the ground and pretending to be dead in the forest?