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Tell some jokes caused by stuttering

2. A man opened an account in the bank and entrusted the bank clerk to fill out the form for him. The clerk asked him, "What's your name?"

"Fifi Ferrero Bibidovich PaParic"

"Excuse me, sir, do you stutter?"

"No, it's just that my father stuttered. That's what the official who registered my birth wrote." 6. In a restaurant, a guest asked Xiao Er to help him add some soy sauce. He said, "Down, down, down ..."

Xiao er kept falling ... 9: a person was walking on the road, looking for someone to ask the time. He happened to see a man standing by the road and asked, "Excuse me, what time is it?" The man did not answer, so he handed him the watch. "I, I, I can't see clearly Tell me about it. " The man still didn't speak and handed the watch closer. "Look at the watch, I can't see clearly, you, you, you say." "Let's talk about the hammer. When I speak, you, you, you say that I learn from you. "

"pour it!" In the first case, my mother took 100 to buy rice for my stuttering brother. When he arrived at the store, he told his boss to buy rice ... The boss said: a pack of 120 yuan ... After the boss packed a bag of rice ... my brother said: I can't afford it ... In the second case, my brother asked if it was cheaper. The boss said: Yes. 90 yuan for half a catty. Artie: OK ... OK ... OK ... The boss is going to load half a catty of rice. Artie: It's too expensive. ..